mama im in love with a fucking criminal☂ five x fem!reader

Where y/n mysteriously gets plopped into the Umbrella Academy timeline - conveniently, 8 days before the apocalypse.
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I don't know how it happened. I don't know why, or when, but I woke up at a table at Griddy's. It was unmistakable, the lights, the bar, hell, Agnes herself gave me a confused but not unfriendly look when I popped up from the bench. As if I just...appeared out of thin air.
But you see, this is impossible.
Because this is supposed to be a show on Netflix.

cover art by @jenericdoodlez on instagram!!