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mama im in love with a fucking criminal☂ five x fem!reader

mama im in love with a fucking criminal☂ five x fem!reader

228,505 6,035 38

Where y/n mysteriously gets plopped into the Umbrella Academy timeline - conveniently, 8 days before the apocalypse. -I don't know how it happened. I don't know why, or when, but I woke up at a table at Griddy's. It was unmistakable, the lights, the bar, hell, Agnes herself gave me a confused but not unfriendly look when I popped up from the bench. As if I just...appeared out of thin air.But you see, this is impossible.Because this is supposed to be a show on Netflix.cover art by @jenericdoodlez on instagram!!…

sunflowers and denim overalls 🌻 DREAMNOTFOUND

sunflowers and denim overalls 🌻 DREAMNOTFOUND

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'The first thing you need to do is get out of those clothes,' Dream says.'Excuse me?' George bursts, eyes wide.'You can borrow a pair of my overalls.'🌻GEORGE AND DREAM FALLING IN LOVE ON A RANCHthat's all.…

i'd marry her, i told her | wilbur soot - royalty!au

i'd marry her, i told her | wilbur soot - royalty!au

7,272 141 9

'I'll marry you, if I want,' Wilbur tells her. 'Okay.''Okay?' he blushes, taken aback.'I'd marry you, too,' she says.'Okay.''Stop staring at me.''Okay.'where young prince wilbur falls for the gardener's daughter…

oh jisoo x kwak kitae - smile for me :)

oh jisoo x kwak kitae - smile for me :)

163 6 1

where kitae is not an abusive, manipulative asshole and is only the harmless bully whose teasing turns jisoo onwrote this almost three years ago on ao3 and came back to it now…

pretty boy (jun-ho x pink soldier)

pretty boy (jun-ho x pink soldier)

61,930 1,769 13

'well, you're a pretty boy, aren't you?''thank you, sir,' jun-ho flushes.''sir',' the soldier chuckles. 'as much as i like that, you can call me by my name, for now.'*where jun-ho befriends his superior*i couldn't find the artists for either of the masterpieces on the cover but if someone knows, let me know so i can credit them!!…

there was a cat that really was gone - dreamnotfound

there was a cat that really was gone - dreamnotfound

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'are you trying to get me to be your friend or are you trying to swoon me?' george asks. 'depends-- are you feeling swooned?'💙💚where dream flirts with literally everyone, but we all know his heart belongs to prince gogybased on the boney m song 'rasputin'art on cover by iancito0x on instagram!! check them out!!!…

i am on quack

i am on quack

1,007 15 2

"God, Alex..." you say, sounding more like a muffled moan. You wouldn't have asked for this if you knew that he would look like that, and what effect it'd have on you.a book of quackity oneshots including: big q in a maid dress…

he fell in love with a fish | wilbur soot

he fell in love with a fish | wilbur soot

372 28 3

she was a salmon in a bucket. and then she turned into a girl. and he fell in love with her.weird, innit?-not crack at all this is 100% serious and also canon do not question meinspired by 'a whisker away', 'ponyo' and this fanart by @/itsnotdessa on twitter…

My owners | 5sos

My owners | 5sos

10 1 1

Y/n gets sold to a band by her dad, and she hates living with four hot guys in a huge ass mansion that has everything she could wish for............until she falls…