A not so funny April Fools [Complete]

After a failed prank, and a murder, revenge is the sweetest thing to these hermits. It's the happiest smiles that frown the most. Prettiest eyes that have cried for years. Every heard the phrase, "When push comes to shove?" Well this time, shove was taken a bit to far, and certain hermits are eager to push. That is, when push comes to shove.