Happy Birthday my dear Pt333333 

Here is your Skript, Baby Houssami learning about safety....and calling 911 ^_^ LOL

Love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

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*Baby Houssami and Yusra are sitting on the couch holding hands, and staring up at their older sister Khadija who has set up a mini classroom in the family room, and on the mini chalkboard she has written 'Emergency Prepardness'.*

Khadija: Okay you two! What do you do if someone you don't know comes to you and tells you that Mama and Baba want you to go with them? Yusra?

Yusra: Um, um, you say 'no!' Really loud, and you run away um, really fast and find someone good!

Khadija: Yes! Awesome Yusra! *she hands her sister a handful of jellybeans, and Yusra kicks her feet happily, popping the candy into her mouth*

Baby Houssami: *leaning in towards his sister* Yusra!

Yusa: What?

Baby Houssami: Gimme the candy!

Yusra: *giving a gasp* No! It's mine!

Baby Houssami: But I want it!

Yusra: *practically* But you didn't get the question right! I did, so I got the candy!

Baby Houssami: *frowning* You hafta share Yusra, or I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell Baba on you!

Khadija: Houssam!

Baby Houssami: *looking up guiltily* What?

Khadija: Stop bothering Yusra! If you answer this question you can get your own candy!

Baby Houssami: *his eyes lighting up* Ooh okay! What is the question Khadija?! Tell me it!

Khadija: I want you to answer the same question Yusra did! What do you do if a stranger comes to you and tells you that you have to go with them?

Baby Houssami: *who is staring at Yusra's candy* You scream in their face really loud like, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! And then you kickeded their legs! Like this! *he goes to kick the couch, and Khadija quickly catches him, sitting him back down in his seat.*

Khadija: *folding her arms over her chest* Houssam, you wouldn't kick them!

Baby Houssami: *stubbornly* Ya huh I would kickeded the bad guy so hard he would fall on the floor like this! *Houssam plops onto the floor and starts wiggling around in an exaggerated fashion, causing Yusra to giggle*

Khadija: No Houssam! Just like Yusra said, you would run away as fast as you can to get to someone you trust!

Baby Houssami: *folding his arms with a huff* Fine! *mumbling under his breath* I woulda kickeded him like a ninja...

*Khadija ignores her brother, and turns her attention back to the little board*

Khadija: Now! If you accidentally catch on fire, what are the three things you do!?

Baby Houssami: *waving his hand wildly in the air* Ooh! Pick me! I know! I KNOW!

Khadija: Okay Houssam! What do you do!?

Baby Houssam: *taking in a deep heaving breath* First, um, first you would stop! Really fast! *he puts his hands out as if he is coming to an abrupt halt*

Khadija: Excellent! What do you do next?!

Baby Houssami: And then, and then you would fall on the floor! Like um, like the bad guy when I kickeded him!

Khadija: *rolling her eyes* Okay, right. So you stop, drop, and then what do you do after that?

Baby Houssami: *jumping up and down and screeching* YOU WIGGLE ON THE FLOOR LIKE A WORM! Like this Khadija! Look! *he starts to wiggle on the floor, causing Yusra to put a hand over her mouth as she giggles again.*

Khadija: Okay, well technically you're right, but you would roll! You stop, drop, and roll!

Baby Houssami: Like a Tootsie Roll the candy!

Khadija: *smiling* Right! And because you got the question right, you can come get some jellybeans!

Baby Houssami: *pumping his fist* Yesss! He shooted and he scoreded! *he takes the handful of candy from his sister, before plopping down next to Yusra, shoving it into his mouth eagerly.*

Khadija: So when there is an emergency, and Mama or Baba or Latifa or Wafaa or me can't help you, who do you call?!

Yusra: *chirping* 911!

Baby Houssami: Om nom nom! *he throws his head back and starts to laugh so hard that he falls off the couch.*

Khadija: *trying not to laugh* Houssam! Be serious habibi!

Baby Houssami: *who is still giggling* Okay okay! You call the number 9 and then the number 1 and then the number 1 again!

Khadija: Excellent! And when do you call 911?

Yusra: In an emergency!

Baby Houssami: *echoing his sister* In a mergency!

Khadija: Good!

*For the next half hour they review the rest of the emergency situations Khadija had taught with them, and once she is satisfied with everything, she gives them some more jellybeans, and sends them on their way to play.*

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*A FEW DAYS LATER*

*Baby Houssami comes into the living room, laden down with food and bags holding more food and other accessories. He dumps everything on the floor, and surveys his stash*

Baby Houssami: Okay! I has the juse, *he sets aside the giant container of juice next to his Batman cup* and the popcorn, *he dumps the extra large family sized bag of popcorn into a silver mixing bowl* and the cupcakes, aaaaaaaaaand *he holds up his prized possession and says in awe* the grape leaves! Yessss!

*He does a mini debkah dance all the way to the television to pick up the remote, and does another one back towards his buffet. Once seated, he snuggles with all of the cushions and pillows from the couch, and turns on the television, bouncing with excitement as the TV lights up*

TV: And last but not least....MICHAEL JORDAAAAAAAAN!

Baby Houssami: Yay! YAY! *he starts to clap as his idol runs out onto the court, and as the basketball game begins, he stares intently at the screen while gobbling up his food. He makes it until the second half off the game, when suddenly the TV goes fuzzy with black and white feedback.*

Baby Houssami: *jumping to his feet and causing a cascade of food wrappers to fall around him* OH NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *he turns the TV on and off, and hits the cable box, and when nothing happens, he claps his hands to his face 'Home Alone' style, and starts to scream*

Baby Houssami: HELP! HELP! BABAAAAAA! MAMA! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*AbdulJabbar comes running in, a headset on his head, followed closely by Fatima*

AbdulJabbar: Houssam! What is it?! What's wrong!?

Baby Houssami: *wailing* BABA! IT'S A MERGENCY! HELP!

Fatima: *bending down to inspect her son* What happened ya Houssam!?

Baby Houssami: *his lower lip trembling* The TV brokeded Mama! IT BROKEDED!

AbdulJabbar: *putting a hand over his chest* Ya Latif! Houssam, do not EVER yell help again, unless it is a real emergency!

Baby Houssami: Is a mergency Baba! *he points towards the TV* FIX IT BABA! I HAFTA BRING MICHAEL BACK!

AbdulJabbar: *shaking his head* I have to get back to my call.

Baby Houssami: FIX IT BABAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

AbdulJabbar: *starting to leave the room* I can't help you right now Houssam.

Baby Houssami: *looking up at his Mother* Mama! Will you help me please?!

Fatima: *pushing his hair back from his face* I can't help you habibi, I don't know how to fix it! *She tidies up the room before leaving, and Houssam stares at the TV longingly, before his sister's words float through his head.*

Khadija: So when there is an emergency, and Mama or Baba can't help you, who do you call?!

Baby Houssami: *getting a determined glint in his eye* I hafta call the nine and the one and the other one!

*He strides over to the phone, and dials 911.*

911 Dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?

Baby Houssami: You hafta help me!

911 Dispatcher: Okay how old are you honey?

Baby Houssami: I'm three and a half!

911 Dispatcher: What is the problem?

911 Dispatcher: Where are your parents?

Baby Houssami: They can't help! You hafta help me!

911 Dispatcher: What is wrong?

Baby Houssami: YOU HAVE TO HELP ME BRING MICHAEL BACK!

911 Dispatcher: Your friend Michael is missing?

Baby Houssami: Yah! I can't see him no mores!

911 Dispatcher: Okay, they are coming to help you right away, can you stay on the phone with me honey until help comes?

Baby Houssami: I'm not apposed to talk to strangers! *he hangs up the phone*

*FIVE MINUTES LATER*

*There is a wail of an ambulance, and soon there is banging on the front door.*

Fatima: *rushing in* Ya Allah! Who is that?!

Baby Houssami: *hopping up and down* Yay! They came to helped me!

Fatima: *in confusion* What!? *she hurriedly puts on her prayer scarf, and as she opens the door she is astonished to see medics flood into the room*

Medic 1: Hello Ma'am, we got a call that there is a missing child? *he flips open a notebook* Can you tell us more details about this Michael?

Fatima: What?!

*Just then AbdulJabbar comes in*

AbdulJabbar: What is going on!?

Baby Houssami: They are gonna help me fixeded the TV Baba so I can see Michael play again!

*Silence*

Medic: I'm sorry, what?

*AbdulJabbar pinches the bridge of his nose, and gives a long sigh*

AbdulJabbar: I am so sorry about his. It appears our television stopped working while our son was watching a basketball game, Michael Jordan is his idol, and I was on a very important work call and wasn't able to fix it just then. I guess he assumed it was an emergency and he needed to call for help.

Baby Houssami: It was a mergency Baba! It was the champion chip game!

Medic: *closing his notebook and looking at the other medics* Alright men, move out. False alarm!

AbdulJabbar: I am so sorry about this.

Medic: *looking down at Houssam* Son, 911 is only for real emergencies when you or somebody in your family is hurt or bleeding! Okay?

Baby Houssami: *shamefacedly* Okay, I'm sorry!

*The Medic gives Houssam a sticker, and once he leaves, AbdulJabbar and Fatima stare down at Houssam who has his hands clasped behind his back and is avoiding looking at his parents*

AbdulJabbar: Houssam that was a very naughty thing to do! Don't do it ever again! The television not working, is not an emergency! Okay?

Baby Houssam: Okay Baba!

AbdulJabbar: So can you tell Baba the only time you call 911?

Baby Houssami: Um, um when you are hurted or bleeding a lot, and need help really fast!

AbdulJabbar: Good! Now let's see about this television...

*He eventually fixes the television, and Houssam settles down to watch the rest of the show. Five minutes later, when he realizes that the grape leaves are not where he left them.*

Baby Houssami: *jumping up from the couch* OH NO! BABA! MAMA! THE GRAPE LEAVES ARE MISSING! IT'S A MERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!