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Il teletubbo segreto.

Il teletubbo segreto.

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I fratelli tubbosi camminarono per esplorare la collina sborrata di sborra finché trovarono shrek che gli disse di aver visto qualcosa di rosso. No. Non un buco del culo sanguinoso MA...il fratello Segreto dei fratelli tubbosi...shrek inizio a correre perché dietro di lui ci fu uno tsunami di sborr- Ok non voglio dire i dettagli ma ci siamo capiti. No non sono ossessionat*dalla sborra ma COMUNQUE dicevamo. I tubbosi non crederono (o come cazzo si scrive) ad il cosidetto shrek anche chiamato come nome artista pazzerello prostituto edizione maschile nella street. I tubbosi divennero dei lesbiconi emo SCANDOLA Si scoprí che avevano la vagina sotto non un uccello. E poi uh sono corsi sulla montagna per cercare il fratello anche cosiddetto "lo svaginatore selvaggio" corrono con dei dild- in mano per nessuna ragione si sono trasformati in yarichin bitch club versione tubbosa. E si sono segati a vicenda e hanno scopato. Fine❤️ NOOOO CAZZO CREDEVO FOSSE LA PARTE DOVE SCRIVI LA STORIA BRUCIA WATTPAD DELL CAZZO…

Son of Odin: Call of the Raven

Son of Odin: Call of the Raven

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Óliver has never known fate to be kind. He lost an eye in an accident when he was younger, his parents presumedly dumped him at an orphanage, and he probably has the worst luck in the universe. And after he and his friend Hrafn mistakingly break their grumpy neighbor, old Hemdall's window, his whole world turns around and spits him out. Turns out Óli is in fact the lost son of Odin, king of the Norse gods, who are indeed, more real than you may have previously thought. Odin has a problem, someone has stolen his spear Gunigar, and three of his familiars have gone missing. Diðrik, son of a dark elf, has fashioned a poisonous dagger from the icy water of the disgusting river Elivagar, and plans to use to kill the daughter of Thor, so that the upcoming Ragnarok may be stooped. Óli is torn between saving a beautiful girl and pleasing his newfound father, who can not interfere according to the ancient rules. Óliver will have to trust fate, or die trying.©Copyright AwsomeDragons…

A Damned Soul

A Damned Soul

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The world preceded to evolve, changing an upgrading over time, as it was meant to do. But as time passed energy became a resource that wasn't always on hand. This problem led to a small war breaking out; the energy war. The war lasted only 5 years, as it was more of a cold war with a few casualties. The ideal premise behind it was that there wasn't enough energy to keep supplying everything in the technologically dominate world. At the end of the 5 years a solution appeared. Nuclear energy. It had crossed the minds of those before but until that point there was no way to harness it safely. Upon the breakthrough, nuclear energy became the number one source of energy. This caused a rocky peace to be made between the super powers of the world.Now the world is divided into clans of family bloodlines that are linked by common factors such as inheritance abilities. Inheritance abilities are what are known as people's 'powers' that have come from a series of events since such events as the Mountlens escaping. Each clan has been made due to unifying inheritance abilities and most view it as a transgression to mix certain bloodlines due to the prospects of the offspring developing abilities that could be considered too dangerous. Those who knowingly mix certain bloodlines are often executed as well as the offspring if there is no hope in "taming" them. There are still people born without inheritance abilities and are often viewed as lesser than human by certain clans while certain humans see those with inheritance abilities to be monsters.There isn't a set unified government and no actual law, but clans do have rules and taboos that are best to abide by when in their area of control as those in control of the clans tend to make examples based upon the clan in question.The year now is 3249, numerous different factions have sprung up across post war America, there is hell across the wastelands, but this story follows one man. A man that is only known as King.…