LGBTQ+ Humour
Just some LGBTQ+ related shit I found on the internet.....///////////////I don't take any credit for the images I have put here…
Just some LGBTQ+ related shit I found on the internet.....///////////////I don't take any credit for the images I have put here…
after a prank gone terribly wrong, hayden jones is sent across country to caldwell academy, a school for the bitchy, the dangerous and the rebellious.and if that wasn't bad enough, it becomes much worse when hayden is accidentally put in the male dormitory, landing her in a room with the school's notorious heartbreaker, chase everett.[not edited...like at all]…
Grace wants to prove herself by making the men's hockey team at her new school. Will a rivalry with the captain - or an attraction between them - get in the way? ***** When Grace Gillman moves to California, she's determined to play hockey -- even if that means making a place for herself on her new school's only team. But Sebastian Evans doesn't want a girl on the men's team, even if she's a great player. He's convinced she'll distract the other boys and cost them their shot at the championship - and with it, his only chance at a scholarship to his dream college. But despite his icy attitude towards her, he can't help but feel a connection building between them - which quickly gets complicated when he learns she has eyes for someone else. Will they remain rivals on the rink, or will things heat up between them?[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]…
Top Ranking: #17 in darkhumour • • •This is a book full of random 'dark' and offensive jokes I've either found online or came up with myself.WARNING: The jokes in this book can get extremely offensive. Reader discretion is advised.(Ps: this isn't even that dark at the start lol)…
Qurbat : Nearness, closeness.~•Ezzah khurram Khan, a fiercey yet bubbly girl who can do anything just within the snap of her fingers Shahwaiz omer, an arrogant top business man, the man who excudes power and beauty, heartthrob of the country What happens when they are bound in a sacred bond, a bond stronger than they expected, a bond which holds them closer, what happens when they refuse to accept it and hate each other? With all the humour, insults, fun and joy, will they ever gonna find solance and love?Dive in to see the crazy and lovely journey of these beautiful pairsHighest Rankings Ahead:-#1-urdu #1-shayari#1-ishq#1-desi#1-funtime#1-humour#1-closeness#1-halallove#1-nikkah#3-possesiveness#4-funniestWARNING : If you are reading this book on any platform other than Wattpad, then you're at the risk of malware. This book is only available on Wattpad in its original form by the author @_Zaib_Slight mature content…
❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017-#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18…
[COMPLETE]A story of a girl who had a massive crush on a heartthrob high school rock band leader Kyle Hogan. Her life turn upside down when she received a text from an unknown number who admitted to be her secret admirer. Me: I understand why you're ignoring meMe: I'm going to slide out of this conversationMe: love youMe: okay byeMe: sorry againUnknown number: Was your father a thief?Unknown number: 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes© 2015 Tattoo Heart #1 in humour | [18.06.2018]***[ON EDITING]*****PLEASE BEWARE OF TYPOS AND GRAMMATICAL ERROR**…
When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again?****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her?******Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama.[[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]]The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33)Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.…
Star Wars belongs to the rightful property. These images included have been copied from google images. Everything belongs to rightful owners, I did not make these, unless stated otherwise.The humour of Star Wars.Warning: May contain strong language.…
Conversations, texts and edited sences of Thiam that I found on Instagram and Tumblr…
Warning: Feels, Violence and sexual contentAdvised Age: 15 +Maisie Ashford is thankful that her older brother is becoming Alpha. She'd rather not have the responsibilities of having to care for her pack with all the duties of being Luna. She enjoys her life... She has a crush, a best friend, a loving family... what else do you need?Enter Alpha Asher ... the Alpha of her rival pack, the dominant Alpha who twists her life around. Once he sets his eyes on Maisie, he knows she belongs to him.Maisie doesn't believe in destined mates, so she wants to prove to everyone she doesn't need to be with Asher just because their wolves says so.When the Alpha hears this, he realizes it's time to play his little game called 'The Alpha's trap.'…
When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby.[[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]][[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase:Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJPaperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154…
brooks and hale should be perfect. the sparks are there, the lingering looks and secretive smiles, the chemistry essential to any perfect romance.the only problem? neither of them are willing to drop the pretence of heterosexuality anytime soon.…
𝘙𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 ' 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦?'𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯.♥️𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘹-𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦.𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴, 𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴.♥️…
YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE BOOK ON DREAME ONLY.An arranged marriage and a plan were enough to make me feel like his unwanted bride.#1 in humor#6 in humour.#2 in romance.cover by @soundthealarm…
Yes I know this is useless but I got bored and wanted to throw some native memes on here because I haven't seen anyone else do thisThank you luvs for reading my stories <333…
Alexis Lee finds her possessive Alpha mate, Dylan Zanders.Not only is he the Alpha, he happens to be popular and quite the ladies man. He has quite a few ladies surrounding him.But, obviously being an Alpha, he drops everything for Lexi. But her first impression is to run!With Dylan being so possessive, can Lexi survive it and fall in love? Or will she find it too much and up and leave?**My first ever werewolf story! It's not too good but don't judge too harshly xDCOVER CREDIT: Marina_OlimpiaHighest rank in Werewolf: #30 (13th January 2017)…
PREVIOUS RANKINGS: #1 in Humour Thank you all for reading, voting, commenting and fanning!Sending you an infinite supply of cookies, always. -Bella X Trixie Jems is under the assumption that her life is going to be smooth sailing. She plans to become a writer and put her literature degree to good use. However, on the evening of her twenty-first birthday, and after a few too many tequila shots, Trixie does something she never thought she would. She has a one night stand. It's all good, surely. Everyone makes happy mistakes. Except, Trixie's mistake isn't small- when she realises that the guy that she just slept with is in fact prince Nathaniel of England, and it wasn't a simple one night stand, but a moment of alcohol-infused passion that leads Trixie to realising one unsettling truth: she's pregnant.…
"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him."I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." **Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede?Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... **Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #BillionaireAmazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -ReaderFantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **…
"His soft black hair spilled out around his face, framing his face perfectly. His jaw flexed and I could see his jawline was sharp as he sucked in more smoke- his cheeks going hollow as he did. When he breathed the smoke out I felt my mouth go dry once again, watching the smoke curl and dissipate into the air as it came out his mouth."…
Get ready to laugh... beware of weird stuff tho.…
Family means the world to the Luna of the Lotus Pack, Amelia Wilson, and when comes to her pack she will always choose them. However, her life is spun around after one Alpha Ball, where she is faced with the question;Mate or Pack?...Will she pick her pack once again? Or will it be that the pack doesn't choose her this time? The Luna (#1 of the Lycan Trilogy)…
One snowy night, one dead body, one alive, two hearts; and three fates to change forever.…