Star Wars: The Humour Wars

Star Wars: The Humour Wars

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Star Wars belongs to the rightful property. These images included have been copied from google images. Everything belongs to rightful owners, I did not make these, unless stated otherwise.The humour of Star Wars.Warning: May contain strong language.…

Humour: The Nigerian Way #ProjectNigeria

Humour: The Nigerian Way #ProjectNigeria

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Alright.....Enjoy Nigeria's funniest jokes. All on me. I take credit for NOTHING.........нιɢнɛƨт яαиκιиɢ #70 ιи нʋмσʋяᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ ɴɪɢᴇʀɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀᴛᴛʏs ʜᴜᴍᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀᴛᴇɢᴏʀʏ…

The Girl He Never Noticed

The Girl He Never Noticed

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When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again?****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her?******Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama.[[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]]The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33)Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.…

The Humour Awards 2021 {💀}

The Humour Awards 2021 {💀}

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Its closed but if you want a good laugh I still recommend reading through it XD.It is award only for humour/comedy stories ran by only me, so no endless waiting for judges.I am a pretty easy person and you will notice.*I don't know if I will do this by whatever or yearly, so title can change in the future*Open {😂}Judging {😭}Closed {💀}…

Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️

Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️

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❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017-#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18…

Dark Humour

Dark Humour

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Top Ranking: #17 in darkhumour • • •This is a book full of random 'dark' and offensive jokes I've either found online or came up with myself.WARNING: The jokes in this book can get extremely offensive. Reader discretion is advised.(Ps: this isn't even that dark at the start lol)…

Qurbat | ✔

Qurbat | ✔

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Qurbat : Nearness, closeness.~•Ezzah khurram Khan, a fiercey yet bubbly girl who can do anything just within the snap of her fingers Shahwaiz omer, an arrogant top business man, the man who excudes power and beauty, heartthrob of the country What happens when they are bound in a sacred bond, a bond stronger than they expected, a bond which holds them closer, what happens when they refuse to accept it and hate each other? With all the humour, insults, fun and joy, will they ever gonna find solance and love?Dive in to see the crazy and lovely journey of these beautiful pairsHighest Rankings Ahead:-#1-urdu #1-shayari#1-ishq#1-desi#1-funtime#1-humour#1-closeness#1-halallove#1-nikkah#3-possesiveness#4-funniestWARNING : If you are reading this book on any platform other than Wattpad, then you're at the risk of malware. This book is only available on Wattpad in its original form by the author @_Zaib_Slight mature content…

Better Than Milkshakes, Better Than Boys (girlxgirl)

Better Than Milkshakes, Better Than Boys (girlxgirl)

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Alexandra "Alex" Doherty is the girl everyone envies. She's well liked, is the captain of the soccer team, has a great group of friends, her boyfriend is the most sought after athlete in school. Her life is deemed perfect by everyone around her.Only she's hiding a secret. And it only takes new girl Mackenzie Daniels to join her school for the secret to come tumbling out.…

Nottoofar || Book 1: Leaf & Paw {Humour + Romance Fantasy}

Nottoofar || Book 1: Leaf & Paw {Humour + Romance Fantasy}

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Fiona is a Beastfolk druid fleeing her abusive master in hopes to reach the border with the Northern lands, where she could find a mage to free her of her slave seal, which gives her owner full control over her life and death. In the woods she's attacked by bandits - and saved by a bear. She's quite sure that her magic wouldn't have been powerful enough to establish such a strong bond with a wild animal - and doesn't the bear seem a tad too intelligent?In a far, far away land of Nottoofar...~ a former berserker knight meets a spacy druid... {Book 1: Leaf & Paw} ~COMPLETE!~ a necromancer rogue is determined to resist her feelings for her former paramour, despite his delicious Half-Orc physique... {Book 2: Dagger & Fist} ~COMPLETE!~ a teacher of defence magic can't believe what has become of her former Buggbear pupil - and how hard it seems to convince herself to refuse his advances... {Book 3: Ring & Shield} ~COMING SOON!~ a duke is stuck in a cave with a dragonkeeper who is harbouring a secret... {Series Prequel: Venom & Sword} ~COMING SOON!~ a merperson needs the assistance of a kicka*** sea captain who isn't going to fall for the tailed man under any circumstances... {Book 4: Cutlass & Song} ~Final story in the series! COMING SOON!...and the rest of my recurring characters show up in this fantasy tale - but this time they wield magic, throw daggers, have tails and horns; and Rhys has got green skin.You really don't have to read my other stories to understand what's going on here. But if you're familiar with their modern version, I hope these frolicsome AUs elicit a chuckle and an 'awww,' or two.…

LGBTQ+ Humour

LGBTQ+ Humour

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Just some LGBTQ+ related shit I found on the internet.....///////////////I don't take any credit for the images I have put here…

The Boy I Admire From Afar

The Boy I Admire From Afar

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As Claire aims to leave her oppressive stepfamily behind, she befriends Zion. Will he be her ticket to freedom or a distraction in achieving her dreams? *****Claire Olsen has had a crush on Zion Petrakis since the first time she laid eyes on him, but he never noticed, instead only having eyes on the school's it girl, Maddie Jennings. Knowing she couldn't compete with Maddie, Claire hid her feelings for Zion, satisfied with admiring him from afar. However, when a series of events led Claire closer to Zion, her feelings for him grew from infatuation to love. And despite fighting hard to keep her feelings contained by distancing herself from Zion, he was determined to show her that he's earned a spot in her life. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]…

Thiam Humour

Thiam Humour

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Conversations, texts and edited sences of Thiam that I found on Instagram and Tumblr…

Who am I texting?

Who am I texting?

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[COMPLETE]A story of a girl who had a massive crush on a heartthrob high school rock band leader Kyle Hogan. Her life turn upside down when she received a text from an unknown number who admitted to be her secret admirer. Me: I understand why you're ignoring meMe: I'm going to slide out of this conversationMe: love youMe: okay byeMe: sorry againUnknown number: Was your father a thief?Unknown number: 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes© 2015 Tattoo Heart #1 in humour | [18.06.2018]***[ON EDITING]*****PLEASE BEWARE OF TYPOS AND GRAMMATICAL ERROR**…

My BestFriend (Jimin x Reader)

My BestFriend (Jimin x Reader)

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You and Jimin are best friends. You laugh have fun and despise the same things. You both fit together so well like two peas in a pod. Your amazing humour and willing to help others is what Jimin likes best about you....Until she arrives…

My Little Sweetheart

My Little Sweetheart

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#1-Romedy(11/02/2022)#1-Indian love(21/07/2021)#1-Puppy love(02-5-2021)#8-Romance(29/06/2021)# 9-Awesome(30/3/2021)#5-Tease(30/3/2021)#17-cousins(30/3/2021)Abhimanyu khurana is a cold hearted arrogant handsome billionaire mafia don who rules all over the world along with his best friend veer singhaniya with their snap of fingers. Everyone is afraid of him as he likes to see fear in everyone eyes for him except his family...Zoya singhaniya is a gorgeous soft hearted sluggish girl who have a qualities of tortoise. She is queen of her family and Everyone in her family adores her. she is head over heels for abimanyu from her childhood...but afraid of him and craves for his one glance at him..So, here is the beautiful souls of two chidhood sweethearts which are surrounded by a love, fun,sad and family.…

Sex and Death in Skeleton City

Sex and Death in Skeleton City

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Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying![[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]][[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]…

Native humour

Native humour

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Yes I know this is useless but I got bored and wanted to throw some native memes on here because I haven't seen anyone else do thisThank you luvs for reading my stories <333…

Destiny That Binds Us

Destiny That Binds Us

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• An arranged marriage love story •❝ His soul was tainted with darkness,Hers was full of light.One without the other,they knew they wouldn't survive! ❞' 𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒙, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝑵𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕. ' • • • •It all started with a hug!"Hey wait--- I need you to do something in return!" His words sent chills down my spine, along with confused thoughts in my mind."What kind of help?" I tried my level best to act normal.𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵.𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙈𝙧.𝙉𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩. • • • •𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺?Peep in to know how destiny binds them together.#11🏅#Humor (208K)#8🏅#Lovestory (242K)#1🏅 #Indianstory#3🥉 #Arrangedmarriage(15.4K)#34🏅 #Emotions(28K)#41🥉 #Destiny(24K)…

TRUTH OR DARE!! [A BEYBLADE HUMOUR& FAFICTION]

TRUTH OR DARE!! [A BEYBLADE HUMOUR& FAFICTION]

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MUST READ IF YOU'R A SERIOUS FAN OF BEYBLADE HUMOUR!! (E)=Edited. this idea popped up in my mind while I was watching beyblade....and of truth or dare...;p Watch Kai turn into a vampire..... max make donald trump sing pokemon opening theme song.... tala and ray ripping off eachother's heads spencer being attaked by barbies. hillary finding her true love.... kai and tala going shirtless and posing for fangirls.... GUYS THIS IS MY FIRST STORY!! SO, I HOPE YOU ALL LIKED IT!! I DONT OWN BAYBLADE......[WISH I OWNED IT:(]Created- 2016 April.…

SMShumour

SMShumour

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SMS…

bazm e yaaran( Gathering Of Friends)

bazm e yaaran( Gathering Of Friends)

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• Arrange marriage.• cousin marriage.• contract marriage.• unknown marriage.This book has only gathering of friends has its title is( bazm e yaaran).How they will meet after a long time .Ek dastan e yaaran hai . Kuch arse ek baad mile hai .Cheeze toh bohot alag hai ,kuch apne dang mein ,kuch kisi aur ke rang mein ,toh kuch apno ke sath kahin dur hai .Maze mein hai haste khalte aur apko hasane ke liye .Bazm e yaaran.( Gathering of friends)A tale of 5 friends .Girls squad .Humour love Stories.Pardon me for grammar mistakes or wrong spellings!!.let's see what they are going to compramise and how they are going to entertain you.💫🤭😜😉…

Dark Humour and Jokes (Octonauts Edition)

Dark Humour and Jokes (Octonauts Edition)

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Get ready to laugh... beware of weird stuff tho.…

My princess (Completed)

My princess (Completed)

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You have seen Arnav an angry young man who is ready to blast anybody even without an reason and kushi all happy and crazy. Now enjoy the sweet sweet Arnav and crazy crazy kushi along with friendship devote Aman having so much fun with his master cum best friend Arnav. Here goes the love story of prince Arnav and his jelebi girl Kushi. let's get the ride on.I guarantee to put a smile on your face.…