LGBTQ+ Humour
Just some LGBTQ+ related shit I found on the internet.....///////////////I don't take any credit for the images I have put hereโฆ
Just some LGBTQ+ related shit I found on the internet.....///////////////I don't take any credit for the images I have put hereโฆ
Star Wars belongs to the rightful property. These images included have been copied from google images. Everything belongs to rightful owners, I did not make these, unless stated otherwise.The humour of Star Wars.Warning: May contain strong language.โฆ
Sophia will do anything to escape an arranged marriage to the arrogant billionaire, Enrique Monteiro, but he has more control than she knows. ***** Enrique Monteiro, a powerful Brazilian billionaire, has gotten everything he wanted in life. He has looks, wealth, power, and women. He travels in his private jet to negotiate business deals all over the globe. His godly looks and reserved attitude makes seems to pull women in. With just a snap of his fingers, he can get everything he's ever wanted. Everything except Sophia Castello.[[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]]Cover designed by Karen Robertsโฆ
Its closed but if you want a good laugh I still recommend reading through it XD.It is award only for humour/comedy stories ran by only me, so no endless waiting for judges.I am a pretty easy person and you will notice.*I don't know if I will do this by whatever or yearly, so title can change in the future*Open {๐}Judging {๐ญ}Closed {๐}โฆ
Yes I know this is useless but I got bored and wanted to throw some native memes on here because I haven't seen anyone else do thisThank you luvs for reading my stories <333โฆ
โwhat was your first clue?โ * Copyright ยฉ 2017-#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18โฆ
The quest for fulfilling the dreams knock the doors of Anvar and Sayeesha who take the leap forward harnessing the strong belief of The Happening. Anvar, a Visual Communication Graduate working on his dream of becoming a Stand-Up Comedian pockets his money running an Internet Cafรฉ @ his Neighbourhood. Sayeesha, a young and bright mind; a Chemistry geek; works as a Lecturer and runs her own tuition center. Her passion towards teaching leads her to the doorstep of Anvar, to tutor his sister Asifa. Their constant encounters at different spots unfolds an enormous past that rakes Sayeesha's unending wishes. With the hope to fix the truths and the quest for a redemption from her past, Anvar and Sayeesha together re-build a new hope and take huge challenging steps towards their dreams. Will their efforts reap the benefits?...โฆ
When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again?****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her?******Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama.[[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]]The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33)Copyright ยฉ 2015. All Rights Reserved.โฆ
Top Ranking: #17 in darkhumour โข โข โขThis is a book full of random 'dark' and offensive jokes I've either found online or came up with myself.WARNING: The jokes in this book can get extremely offensive. Reader discretion is advised.(Ps: this isn't even that dark at the start lol)โฆ
๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ' ๐๐ฉ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ?'๐ ๐จ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด, ๐ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ฏ.โฅ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ข๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ฆ๐น-๐ธ๐ช๐ง๐ฆ ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ญ๐ช๐ง๐ฆ.๐๐ถ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ง๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด, ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฆ๐ด๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ด.โฅ๏ธโฆ
Conversations, texts and edited sences of Thiam that I found on Instagram and Tumblrโฆ
Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lost her shoe? [This book is going to be published with Wattpad WEBTOON Book Group in the Summer 2025][[word count: 20,000-30,000 words]]โฆ
Viola the Underdarkling is travelling back to the duchy of Fleck at a request of the head of a large clan of Orcs and Half-Orcs, who also happens to be the grandmother of Viola's former betrothed. On the way Viola runs into Will, Rhys' cousin, and Will's partner, Fiona. Together they travel to Fleck, joined by Rhys mid-way. Will the old feelings resurface while Viola and Rhys fight giant slugs with hallucinogenic slime and save an impaired winged prince - or will the old wounds of the War prevent them from giving their love another chance?In a far, far away land of Nottoofar...~ a former berserker knight meets a spacy druid... {Book 1: Leaf & Paw} ~COMPLETE!~ a necromancer rogue is determined to resist her feelings for her former paramour, despite his delicious Half-Orc physique... {Book 2: Dagger & Fist} ~COMPLETE!~ a teacher of defence magic can't believe what has become of her former Buggbear pupil - and how hard it seems to convince herself to refuse his advances... {Book 3: Ring & Shield} ~COMING SOON!~ a duke is stuck in a cave with a dragonkeeper who is harbouring a secret... {Series Prequel: Venom & Sword} ~COMING SOON!~ a merperson needs the assistance of a kicka*** sea captain who isn't going to fall for the tailed man under any circumstances... {Book 4: Cutlass & Song} ~Final story in the series! COMING SOON!...and the rest of my recurring characters show up in this fantasy tale - but this time they wield magic, throw daggers, have tails and horns; and Rhys has got green skin.You really don't have to read my other stories to understand what's going on here. But if you're familiar with their modern version, I hope these frolicsome AUs elicit a chuckle and an 'awww,' or two.โฆ
An Arranged Marriage with a spark of love!! Two people tied in a pious bond of marriage by their family. Sounds boring?? Arrange Marriage?? Ohh, it is Arranged but..... with love! Dive in to see the not so simple life of Ahmeds and Shahids.... This is my first story ever so there'll be mistakes but I tried my best!?Thank you for giving my story a chance!!โฆ
Hi my names Amelia and i'm 22. I graduated from university last summer and am now applying for a job at Crofts Ltd. This multi-million dollar company has the job of my dreams and I will do anything to get it. Nothing will hold me back; not bitches commenting on my size, not men and not my inner demons.***Highest rank #4 in Curvyโฆ
#1 in Romance (23.05.20)A WATTPAD ROMANCE FEATURED STORY."So the kiss was just a mistake?""Yes." she nodded her head as if just the words weren't enough for him to understand.He looked at her for a moment and then turned around and started to walk away. She let out a sigh of relief as now finally there was some distance between them but then he suddenly turned around and with his hands on either side of her head on wall she was trapped. Again!--------He likes control.She is uncontrollable with an equally uncontrollable imagination.He hates disobedience.She never obeys...atleast not without a fight or asking her thousand and one questions.He is punctual.She is always late...but never more than 5 minutes.So what would happen when this workaholic business tycoon, Liam Richardson would cross paths with a beautiful and feisty Evangeline Rose. Sparks are bound to fly with humour in the air.An office romance. A roller coaster ride of laughter, anxiety, questions, answers, love, separation and union.Word count : 67, 954 approx.Beautiful cover designed by @MilkweedSintheskystarted on: 26 April '20Completed on: 19 June '20โฆ
As Claire aims to leave her oppressive stepfamily behind, she befriends Zion. Will he be her ticket to freedom or a distraction in achieving her dreams? *****Claire Olsen has had a crush on Zion Petrakis since the first time she laid eyes on him, but he never noticed, instead only having eyes on the school's it girl, Maddie Jennings. Knowing she couldn't compete with Maddie, Claire hid her feelings for Zion, satisfied with admiring him from afar. However, when a series of events led Claire closer to Zion, her feelings for him grew from infatuation to love. And despite fighting hard to keep her feelings contained by distancing herself from Zion, he was determined to show her that he's earned a spot in her life. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]โฆ
Get ready to laugh... beware of weird stuff tho.โฆ
After battling with a life threatening disease, Stephanie finally got the all clear on her health. She was free to live her life. She is starting a new school at the start of the year, planning to just finish high school with no problems. But then a certain asshole and his friends come barging into her life and she is thrown into a world of chaos. *Added to @humour's 'Young.Dumb.Full Of Fun!' reading list 8/8/2018** Reached #1 on Humor's official hot list 1/1/2020*โฆ
~~~From apathetic, to just pathetic. That's what that goddamn man has done to me. He sees me, he sees through me and I hate it. I can't hide anything; that's why he knows how much I want him.~~~Starts season 6 premiere, like every other basic bitch Negan fic.โฆ
Un groupe fun...... ou un chaos total.โ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ + ๐๐๐โง ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โBegin: 2020;10;26 End: 2022;08;16 ยฉ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ค๐ข๐ข๐๐ฑโฆ
โโโโโ โ โ Everyone makes at least one mistake in their life; if you don't, you're not human. I just happen to be one of those people who make a lot of mistakes. To start with, there were the Rumours. You know, those things that only powerful people can make up? Yeah. Those. They were the beginning of everything that ever went wrong in my life, but also the thing that led me to the end. Although, I didn't know that at the time, so a few bruises and kisses down the line, I found myself faced with a big problem. I had to choose between three people, all of whom had been lying about everything for months.That wasn't an easy task for someone like me, but the biggest issue? The one who made me cry the most tears was the one I couldn't help but love. โโโโโ โ โ "I never meant to hurt you, River.""Then why did you do it? Why did you do all of those things? I'm not some toy for you to use when you feel like it and then throw away when you're done."โโโโโ โ โ Completed โ๏ธStarted: 15/03/19Finished: 18/08/19โฆ
Scenarios about Nico di Angelo based on headcanons/posts/art etc. or my own original ideas, enjoy xโฆ
In a world where the supernatural crawl, Elira Abbot has always been sheltered by her very Christian parents, always hearing the names of supernatural but having no proof of their existence. Now she is 19, living on her own, far far from her controlling parents with no idea what to do. She wants to know these things are real, she wants proof. One day, walking in a graveyard studying the stones and writing things that interest her down, she finds a very large, almost castle-like abandoned cathedral some windows broken, stone chipped. And since the doors weren't blocked off or locked, why not explore? Kain Benedict is a Priest from the 1700's, born in 1706, changed in 1735, at 29 years old, against his will as these monsters were a curse from hell. A beautiful, god-based man, turned sinned, has never left his cathedral, no one ever coming to see him, he refused to thirst on innocent humans so he is starved, unfortunately these creatures live even without food. But when a beautiful, young girl enters his cathedral, his good is tested. And in the end, you can't help what you are.โฆ