Nobody:

Literally Nobody:

SCP-092-B: You're the SCP Foundation, and I am a failure

SCP-092-B is so relatable, especially the killing himself part. Real relatable.

Also, SCP-095 is a bunch of comic books that predict the future, that's so cool, bro, I want to read about the adventures of what I assume is former US President Ronald Reagan.

I also make comics, they're about what we might find at Area 51, and also some wacky history interpretations.

(Note: Thomas Jefferson is sexy. Hey, that's what my History teacher says.)

Wait no, you know which important historical figure is kinda hot, no hetero/homo?

Alexander Hamilton.

He has his own musical, for f*cks sake.

I was going to upload a really good Rick and Morty meme here, but it wouldn't load, so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just imagine it.