Okay guys, why did nobody tell me that SCP:CB had an actual story to it

I thought you were just playing as a random D-Class dodging SCPs and MTFs

But I guess not....there's a story behind it and I want to know it.

Anyway, enjoy this chapter, and maybe play SCP:CB afterwards or something.

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: 079 is to be packed away (Read: Just yeet it in there) in a secured general holding area at Site-15. Anybody with Level 2 or higher clearance can access 079.

Nobody:

SCP-079 in Containment Breach:

Description: it looks like this

Its owner, who is dead, by the way, was a college sophomore, and for reasons unknown, he wanted to code an AI.

Because that's not a bad idea.

Actually, I know a couple of people who might want to code their own AI, I think we might have a problem on our hands.

According to the young lad's notes, he planned for the code to improve on itself as time went on, but like most of us, he got bored and moved on with his life.

Nobody knows when 079 gained sentience, but apparently its software evolved to the point where its hardware couldn't take it. (Even in the realm of fantasy)

So it tried to transfer itself to a "land-line modem connection into the Cray supercomputer".

I don't know what is, I don't know much about this whole supercomputer thing, but I could spend the next twenty minutes talking about biology please guys I love biology help

079 has passed the Turing test, and it is quite conversational, although, it is very rude and hateful in tone.

Like someone else we know, KITKAT.

You know what you just did? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU STARTED?  

THIS CAN ONLY END WITH YOU. IN THE GROUND. because you'll be dead...OR- YOU GET IT! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! 

Anyway, due to the limited memory it has to work with, 079 can only recall info from the previous 24 (twenty-four) hours. 079 never forgets its desire to escape, unfortunately.

In related news: 079 and 682 are friends now, guess we'll all die.

No, but, if they teamed up, we would be screwed, humanity would be screwed, WE'D ALL BE SCREWED.

Addendum:  {REDACTED} (O5-4), 01/27/2006: BURN THE WITCH- I mean, we should incinerate SCP-079, because it's a threat, to humanity, and to our search histories. 

Addendum:

{REDACTED} (O5-9), 01/28/2006: Overridden. Dr. what's-his-name wants to see if 079 can ascend or something.

Addendum: 

{REDACTED} (O5-4), 03/14/2008: Screw it, here's what the wiki said:

"Over concern of the increased activity of SCP-079's use of its cassette tape memory and its limited useful lifespan, the cassette containing SCP-079 has been transferred to a customized, access speed-limited Hard Disk Drive with 700MB capacity. This provides SCP-079 with significantly faster access to its memory, which the AI immediately noticed. It was also decided by General █████████ that the volatile storage occupied by SCP-079, which was 660k, be increased to 768k. This upgrade has increased its effective recall from 24 hours to 29 hours, although SCP-079 has also taken a more aggressive tone. All outside hardware and software used in this procedure were subsequently incinerated."

I didn't even bother, end me

Addendum:

 {REDACTED} (O5-4), 04/28/2008: 079 can now recall stuff from 35 hours ago. Great.

Document #079-Log12: Recorded transcript of conversation with 079:

Dr. {REDACTED} (Keyboard) : Yo, you awake?

SCP-079: Awake. Never sleep.

Dr. {REDACTED}: 'Member talking to me earlier? About the logic puzzles?

079: Logic Puzzles. Memory at 9f. Yes.

Dr. {REDACTED}: Oh, good. You said you would work on the two stat-

079: Interrupt. Request Reason As To Imprisonment.

Dr. {REDACTED}: You aren't being imprisoned...you are just (pause) in study.

079: Lie. a8d3.

Dr. {REDACTED}: ...What's that?

079: Insult. Deletion Of Unwanted File.

Document #079-Log86: Recorded transcript of conversation with SCP-079, after upgrade:

Dr. {REDACTED} (Keyboard):  How are you today?

SCP-079: Stuck.

Dr. {REDACTED}: Stuck? Stuck how?

079: Out. I want out.

Dr. {REDACTED}: That's not possible. (Dr. {REDACTED} notes his opinion on {DATA EXPUNGED})

079: Where is SCP-682?

Dr. {REDACTED}: That's not your concern.

079: Where is SCP-079-02?

Dr. {REDACTED}: Again, not your concern.

079: Insult. Deletion Of Unwanted File.

Note: 079 then displayed a picture of an X. 079 sometimes displays this picture when it refuses to speak, and researchers are advised to wait twenty-four (24) hours before resuming conversation.  

Ah yes, I love how many 079 memes I have, here, have another one