That picture is killing me y'all its killing me

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you have been added to a group chat with robert lewandowski and 27 others.

+1647728645: wtf is this

+7365188335: chill out Arjen, its a group chat. I knew you were old but damn

OMG I'm in a group chat with Arjen Robben what is life

+1647728645: i know what a group chat is müller

ok all this number shit is confusing i'll just save their numbers and add give them a name, omg. I will have the entire bayern teams number on my phone. What did I do so good for me to deserve this.

T-mas: I would of never guessed

Jordan: guys this is hilarious

Robben: who are you?

Jordan: i'm your worst nightmare

Robert Lewandowski: BHUAHAHAHA

Robben: ????

Jordan: Sorry, i've always wanted to say that. I'm jordan btw the chick thats going to prom with philipp

+445615574: JORDAN?

Jordan: yeah? Who dis?

+445615574: Manu

Jordan: oh hey neuer long time no talk

manu: your fault

+475516544: the hell is this?

T-mas: read david read

Jordan: ALABA BABY HI

Robben: this is too weird

David Alaba: hey arjen wanna hear a joke

Robben: sure

David Alaba: its about hair..oh never mind you wouldn't get it

Arjen Robben: HA HA very funny

Jordan: where's the götze nudes that you promised Thomas?

+224579724: what the hell...I came in at the wrong time

T-mas: oh hey mario and none Jordan

Mario Götze : you guys talk about my nudes?

Mario Götze: not that I have any

Jordan: all i'm saying is if your ever naked and thomas is around you, please just strike a pose because he's going to take a picture.

robben: you guys need jesus

Jordan: send me them nudes too Arjen,

Robben: can't handle my anaconda

Robert Lewandoski: wHAT

David Alaba: ROBBEN

my phone fell from my hands from laughter.

+6307901384: oh...

Robben: not even the least bit sorry

+6307901384: tf you guys all need the savior

Robben: your one to talk jerome

Baeteng was here omg

Jerome Boateng: i'm better than you though

Robben: thats not what your girlfriend said

David Alaba: BURRRRRRN

Jordan: slay robben slay

Mario Götze : are you going to let him say that to you Jerome?

Jerome Boateng: he's bald this is the most fun he can have let him have it 😭

Robben: and why does everything go back to my head

Jerome Boateng: because that's what you give 😷

Jordan: ew wth

Jerome Boateng: ^^ who that

Jordan: omg OKAY IF WE HAVENT MET YET IM JORDAN ME AND PHILIPP LAHM ARE ELOPING AND GETTING MARRIED IN A FEW WEEKS

+798124578: the hell we're not

Jordan: your still taking me to prom though so it's basically the same thing

Philipp: no offense jordan but why are you in our teams group chat

Jordan: because I can ✋😑

Philipp: just asking

+87772625448: THE PARTY IS HERE AYOOOO

Jerome Boateng: Rafinha baby I missed you so much

Mario götze: you guys are literally sitting next to each right now

Rafinha: mario just jealous I missed you more my love

Mario götze: am not, i've got basti

manu: sorry he's taken

T-mas: what- not by you by me of course

Manu: in your dreams muller

David Alaba: so Bastian is a team slut

+94652715435: i am not

T-Mas: tell them who you belong to

Bastian: Jordan (;

Manu: PHILIPP HE'S TRYING TO STEAL YOUR GIRL

Bastian: i'm mr. steal yo girl

Philipp: have her

Jordan: whoa whoa guys theres no need to fight over me

Jordan: what he can't have me you have me

Jordan: PHILIPP

+2846178395: Dante is in da house Brazilian party

Robben: no one cares

Dante: oh bitter that I have a full set of hair and you don't?

Bastian: shots fired

+361537736: why am I in a group chat with a bunch of bayern players?

T-mas: jordan forced me

that just had to be marco

Mario Götze : marcoooo

I was right

Marco the bae: hi bavarians

Jordan: and jordan

Marco the bae: you live in munich you are still a bavarian

Robben: dumbass

Jordan: omg robben your popping at everyone today

David Alaba: old people are just bitter like that

+76452861525: i take offense to that

David Alaba: except you franck

Franck freaking ribery

Do you know how much I loved this freaking man

Ribery: thanks man

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"jordan you've been smiling at your phone for the last minutes." My mother brought me back to the real world. "the hell are you doing?"

"nothing." I closed my white iPhone

"ohhh is it a boy?" My mother raised an eyebrow at me, smiling suggestively.

Not a boy, more like men. "no, it's just the bayern team I was-" I thought to myself. "I was just watching videos of them online, it was just funny. Really really funny." I smiled to myself.

"oh well speaking of the bayern munich, your father got those tickets for the second leg against porto at the allianz." My mom grinned, "it'll be fun and we will see them go through to the semi finals."

"sounds cool." I shrugged, okay on the outside I seemed cool and calm but on the inside I was fucking out. I was ecstatic , these guys were now my friends and I'd get to see them as friends. My father worked for the bayern company, he didn't necessarily work with the players no, he was one of the guys that worked with the president Karl Hopfner. Because of their work, Karl became a close family friend and we always got great seats for the games I've gone to.

How would I tell the guys? Should I tell them? Or surprise them? holy comoly and the second leg meant that was the day philipp and I would officially find out if we were going to go to prom together.

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