manu would like to face time

what the fuck

The face time sign appeared on my screen that night. I looked like a sack of potatoes right now, my hair was all messy and I my face was red and makeup less, if shrek had a sister ..I would be her.

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Manu: answer your FaceTime

Jordan: no

Manu: why

Jordan: i look like shit

Manu: idc

Jordan: give me five minutes

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I ran into my bathroom grabbing a brush and brushing the disgusting excuse I had for hair. I grabbed some wet wipes and wiped my face clean, making sure I didn't have anything disgusting things on my face. I applied simple mascara and eyeliner along with lip gloss. Manuel would get a kick off of me if he found out what I was doing for him.

I threw a light purple knitted sweater over myself and fixed my hair once again and tried to make myself look as of I didn't try on my appearance. Just as I picked up my phone, Manuel's FaceTime request appeared again.

I took a deep breath before accepting it. The familiar face of Manuel appeared infront of my screen, he was smiling hard. "uh hi." I said.

"okay, good. Your a girl." He said.

"huh?" I asked, confused. Did They think I was some guy?

"some of the guys thought maybe you were a guy pretending to be a girl." He chuckled, his shoulders shook as he laughed at the though of me being a male.

"wow this is not catfish and I would never." I laughed along with him.

His face turned serious, he seemed to be taking in my features, even though I could only see him through the phone I still see much of his face, it was different from watching him on youtube. "you don't look like shit."

"thanks...you aren't that ugly I guess." I chuckled. "thomas kind of beats you on the cute race."

"I am cuter than Thomas." Manuel scoffed, "way cuter than him."

"I don't know, we all know Robben beats you all." I laughed.

"that's funny." He said, "but seriously who's the cutest"

"David and Mario" it was truth they had the baby faces and it was cute.

"Yes!" I heard yelling in the background

"Who's there?" I asked.

"David, Rafinha, Robert and Jerome." He answered. "Robert says your cute."

"Is that a sign that he can transfer into my bed?" I asked with much innocence lingering in his voice.

"I- you ask him yourself." He said, the camera changed sceneries and my goodness the most handsome man came in my view.

god he was so beautiful.

A small chuckle escape his lips. "thank you, you are beautiful as well."

shit did I say that out loud?

"Robert Lewandowski." I said.

"Jordan what ever your last name is." He grinned, his eyes bluer than the bottom of the sea. He was so gorgeous I couldn't stand it.

"Its Podolski" i said.

"is it really?" He raised an eyebrow.

"I'm kidding." I giggled.

"I know, because if you were telling the truth it'll be Podolska because that's the female way to say it." He said, "i'm polish, I know this."

"Oh thanks for the polish lesson professor" I rolled my eyes.

"hey your hogging her, give me the phone." A voice demanded from the background.

"oh fine." Robert sighed.

nooo don't go i love you

"hello." The face of David Alaba apperaed. "yes, the man of your dreams has arrived."

"of course you little chipmunk." I laughed. "you and mario are the chipmunks of the team."

"your saying I look like a rat?" He pouted.

"chipmunks are not rats, they're cute small little animals with big cheeks. They are cute believe me." I laughed.

"you know Basti and Arjen thought you were a guy." He confessed.

"do I look like a man to you?" I winked playfully.

"of course-" he laughed. "Not."

"I was going to kill you." I grinned, this boy was too much.

"no need to kill the person that just helped you reach over 10k retweets." He said.

"What?" My eyes widened. "Don't play, are you serious?"

"go check your twitter." He smirked.

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@lewangötze: holy fucking shit I reached 11k retweets

@lewangötze: @David_Alaba thank you omg you are my favorite person in the whole world ily so much i'm baking you cookies

@lewangötze: go buy your suite @philippLahm

@philippLahm: it can't be...

@lewangötze: Yassss blue tie don't forget @philippLahm

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I was going to prom with philipp lahm

what was life

should I call him ? or like idk what I was supposed to do. i was excited yes but he owed me a promposal or was I supposed to do it since I asked him.

I quickly texted manu he would definitely help me, I knew he would.

jordan: hey I need your help

Manu: About what?

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