Truth seekers

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The chapter begins with the camera looking at four moniters each showing a different image of blitzo and the gang. The first monitor had the image of carnage killing off Martha with blitzo being freed in the background the second screen showed Y/N at the beach infront of the fish monster while he was halfway into transforming into carnage. The third screen displayed showed moxxie and millie shooting thier guns in evrey direction and the last screen had a picture of horses that zoomed in showing blitzo with a goofy expression which was then paused by a man wearing a black tuxedo with black glasses who was standing next to a girl with matching atire.


Agent 1: Right there that was the first sighting!

Agent 2: They're definitely from hell and they have Y/N with that red creature too! They must use dark magic to crossover into our world and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people.....but why?

Agent 1: They attack at random all over the country there's no way to predict where they'll show up next!

The agents suddenly hear clattering noise outside followed by the hiss of an angry cat. The agents look out the window and to thier suprise they see blitzo standing on a dumpster looking around with moxxie running over to his position.

Agent 2: Huh well that's convenient.

Outside with blitzo and moxxie....

Blitzo: Shh keep it down moxxie renemember we can't be seen!

Blitzo then slams the dumpster door and falls down into a pile of trash.

Moxxie: Pardon me sir but your currently being the loudest.

Blitzo gets up from the trash and pokes moxxie with a dirty condom stuck on his finger.

Blitzo: I said shush your dick sucking lips moxxie!

Moxxie: (sighs) Why couldn't Y/N be here with us?

Millie: He's taking time off mox Y/N needs some space after the whole fiasco at the festival.

Blitzo: Yeah he just needs to clear his mind he'll be back to work in no time don't worry about him.

Moxxie: I'm just concerned for a fellow employee.

Blitzo: Hmmmm sounds like you wanna get in his pants to me.

Moxxie: SIR!

Moxxie steps back from his boss in disgust and the portal back to I.M.P opens up with loona on the other side. Millie walks through the portal but as moxxie was about to follow her blitzo tackles him to the floor as a net zooms by.

Blitzo: Get down!

Agent 1 approaches the two imps from behind with a net launcher and agent 2 jumps down from a building with a tranquilizer gun blocking them from escaping through the portal.

Blitzo: Loona close it!

Millie: Wait no!

Loona nods and closed up the portal before millie could help her husband after the portal closed moxxie takes out his gun and tries to shoot one of the agents but before he could he was hit by a tranquilizer dart in the neck and falls to the ground unconscious.

Blitzo: Moxxie!

Blitzo runs over and picks up moxxie and runs down a narrow alleyway with the agents on thier tails.

Moxxie: I smell (sniffs) colours?

Blitzo keeps running until he runs into a dead end pulling out his guns facing down with the agents.

Blitzo: Back off you tuxedo wearing fucks!

Agent 1: Ha no way you two are coming with us!

Blitzo tries to fire his gun but as he does agent two presses a button on her gun shocking the two imps knocking them out.

Agent 1: Haha I'd like to see the suits at corporate call us losers now that was pretty badass!

Agent 2: Super badass!

While the agents dragged blitzo and moxxie to thier lair back in hell millie was punching the wall in rage while loona was on the phone typing in Y/N's number as quickly as possible.

Millie: Shit shit shit shit!

Loona: Fuck how did evreything go to shit like this!?

Millie: What are you doing just sitting there blitzo and moxxie are in danger! Get us back in there!

Loona: Give me a second I gotta give Y/N a call if we're going to deal with these nutjobs we need to have Y/N with us!

Millie: Then hurry up already.......I don't think my heart can take this.

Loona: I'm calling him now.......come on Y/N please pick up.

With Y/N.....

Inside of Y/N's house Y/N was in his bedroom slumped down on his bed with carnage sprouting out of his back.

Y/N: Urgh I still feel like a fucking idiot.

Carnage: You still upset with what we did at that festival?

Y/N: Course I am we just jumped straight into conclusions we thought that blitzo betrayed stolas we didn't even give him the chance to explain his plan.

Carnage: We did the exact same shit in the living world we let our anger get the better of us.

Y/N: And we can't keep making these types of mistakes if we die down here I doubt we'd get a second chance we need to be more level headed.

Carnage: Yeah we do we've got serious anger issues haven't we?

Y/N: (chuckles) Eeeeyup.

The two share a small chuckle in an attempt to lighten the mood when Y/N received a call from loona.

Y/N: It's loona wonder what she wants. (Picks up) Heya loonie what's up?

Loona: Y/N we need you at I.M.P right now blitzo and moxxie has been kidnapped!

Y/N: What?! By who?!

Loona: We don't know who they were. Blitz and mox were about to walk through the portal when they were attacked!

Y/N: Shit I'll get there as soon as possible!

Y/N gets off his bed and grabs his keys and rushes over to his car ignoring the questions coming from collins mouth.

Y/N: Oh so you wanna kidnapped my freinds do ya? You really think you can snatch blitz and mox and get away with it?

Y/N cracks his knuckles and unlocks his car.

Y/N: No one steals my boss-

Y/N puts his keys in his cars ignition.

Y/N: And no one..........NO ONE!

The muscle car comes to life the roar of its engine echoing through the streets the reflection in the car mirror displaying Y/N's reflection with half of his face being covered by carnage's face.

Y/N: Steals......my......POSSUM!

Timeskip

A portal opens upto where blitzo and moxxie were ambushed and loona and millie jump out with Y/N right behind them. Loona transformed into her human form with a backpack on her back which carried the grimoire and millie had a double axe with her.

Millie: They're not here.

Millie goes down to her knees and begins to cry but was stopped when loona began to sniff the ground tracking thier scent.

Loona: It smells like they went this way come on let's go find these dumb bitches.

Y/N: If thiers a single bruise on either of the two so help me!

Loona picks up millie placing her in the backpack before following the direction of the scent with Y/N following close behind.

With moxxie the small imp slowly opened his eyes and found himself tied to a chair with blitzo tied up next to him.

Agent 2: Finally awake huh little guy? One of your partners has been up for a while now.

Blitzo: Look shitbag it takes alot to keep me down alright? I took a fuck ton of tranquilizers from the college I dropped out of also I've been strapped nipple first with a car battery so I uh-

Agent 1 takes a light and shines it in blitzo's face.

Agent 1: Tell us demon scum who do you work for? Satan?

Agent 2: How do you get to our world from the afterlife?

Agent 1: Why are you killing humans?

Agent 2: When did you show up here?

Blitzo: Okay I'm gonna stop you right there bitch. First of all we just woke up from a very nasty shock and I'm still fucking woozy so I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this. I mean evreyone gets coffee in shitty movie with scenes like this I want some iced bitch....moxxie?

Moxxie: I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu then cino. Make sure it's got no more then four ounces of milk the beans won't have the right texture otherwise. Make sure to spell my name of the cup correctly they always put "foxy" or "roxy" on the cup and I hate it. If you can't handle that I'll have venti traditional misto please use soy milk with two blonde shots affogato
and ristretto. I also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after then-

Agent 1: Enough we ain't getting you coffee!

Blitzo: Wow I was getting massive douche chills just there mox congrats.

Agent 2: If we have to we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers of you nasty hell beasts.

Moxxie: When you say tortured you mean physical or psychological? Physical seems counterproductive we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain and you have no way of knowing what was true.

Blitzo: Or we might like it too much and then you got a whole new thing to deal with.

Agent 1: What do you mean by that?

Blitzo: Oh your stupid huh? I could work with stupid daddy likey dummy.

Moxxie: Bahahahaha good one sir daddy likey!

Agent 2: You better stop laughing at us.

Agent 1: Yeah your the ones at our mercy!

Moxxie: It's hard to resist I'm really sorry i mean considering your approach thus far you've had to tie us up here for what hours? And you haven't even had us to confirm what exactly we are.

Agent 2: Then what are you?

Blitzo: I'm a Virgo.

Moxxie bursts out laughing angering the agents even more.

Agent 1: Oh a smart guy huh?

Agent 2: One more quip out of you and we'll shut you up!

Blitzo: Getting kinky!

Agent 1: What!? We ain't playing any of your vile demon kinks!

Blitzo: I mean that's what it sounds like back there you sickos.

Moxxie: Please don't give them any ideas sir.

Blitzo: Why not? I know the shit your into.

Agent 1: Stop we are not getting kinky with ya!

Agent 2: Calm down 1 don't let these monsters get to you!

Blitzo: Hey aren't we going to get a phonecall?

Agent 1: Well that depends who are you gonna call?

Blitzo: Your FAT mom thanking her for a FAT time!

Agent 2: Nice try demon his FAT mom is DEAD!

Agent 1 starts to cry after hearing the insult while outside the base at the front entrance stood two armed guards and from the side of the building Y/N loona and millie peaked round the corner.

Millie: This is where they ended up?

Loona: I think so fuck how are we going to get in?

Y/N: I might have an idea.

Millie: What's the plan?

Y/N: You two take the vent and sneak in me and carnage will cause alittle bloodshed and a distraction that way the guards will be too busy dealing with us so you should be able to get to mox and blitz without any issue.

Loona: Just be careful okay?

Y/N: Come on you think these men in black rejects could actually kill me?

Millie: Good luck Y/N.

Loona helps millie climb into the vents who opened a side door for loona while Y/N ran towards the entrance and charged towards the agents guarding the entrance and sliced thier heads clean off with his claws. The alarm sounds while Y/N runs down the hallway when a metal door slams shut blocking his path agents quickly gather behind the door with an assortment of weapons. The door begins to get slammed creating dents scaring some of the agents. The slamming suddenly stops and for a few moments the hallway was filled with silence until without a warning carnage smashes through the door and roars at the agents.

Carnage: KNOCK KNOCK LET THE DEVIL IN!

While carnage started his slaughter millie and loona were busy fighting through smaller squads of agents. Loona dodges an agents who charged at her with a spear and uses millie's axe to slice his legs off letting millie end his life by shooting him in the head. Loona throws the axe at another agent hitting him in the face millie runs up and pulls the axe out of the body and sliced another agent in half with it. Loona pounces on a agent with nunchucks who avoids the attack and retaliates with a barrage of attacks. Loona looks behind her and sees another agent rushing towards her with a sharp blade and loona ducks avoiding the blade which ends up stabbing the nunchuck wielding agent in the face then millie snuck behind the agent and snapped his neck. The girls continue to run down the hallway when they run into another batch of agents at a door. The agents start to close the door while throwing shurikens at the girls.

Millie: Throw me!

Loona grabs Millie and tosses her at the agents just as the door closes behind her the sounds of screams were heard and the door opened with millie standing next a pile of corpses with blood drenching the walls.

Loona: Damn your pretty agile for an old lady.

Millie: I'm like five years older then you!

Loona: Should we see if Y/N's okay? Do you think he needs help?

The girls then heard a loud roar from a few hallways down followed by gunfire and the screams of terrified agents.

Agent: OUR GUNS AIN'T DOING SHIT TO THIS THING!

Agent: WE'RE FUCK WE'RE SO FUCKED!

Agent: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEL!

An agent stumbled into view only for a red tendril to slowly drag him back into the highway a gruesome snapping sound echoed throughout the building moments later.

Millie: Loona honey by the way it sounds Y/N is doing juuuuust fine.

Meanwhile with blitzo and moxxie......

Agent 1: Stop insulting my mother she's dead!

Agent 2: Hey hey Let's just leave them here until they feel like talking.

The two agents leave the room and blitzo tries to struggle out of his bonds to no success.

Blitzo: (sighs) Don't worry Mox If we keep being obnoxious they'll eventually slip up and we'll get a chance to get out. Let's just keep fucking with them until they get so frustrated they stop thinking clearly it usually works.

As blitzo explained his plan the camera inside the room focuses on him while the agents watch through the camera.

Agent 1: Hmmm so the demons wanna play games huh? Well we can play games.

Agent 2 laughs and presses a button labeled "truth bomb" which began to glow bright green.

Agent 2: Heh yeah!

Back with blitzo and moxxie blitzo still kept on trying to break himself free but to no avail.

Moxxie: I'm just worried about Millie she'll be on her way by now I'm sure!

Blitzo: Ugh she'll be fine Moxxie. It would take a roided-up hippo to take down that woman when she's upset.

Moxxie: We've never dealt with the human government before she's in danger!

The room begins to fill up with a green gas.

Blitzo: Do you ever honestly shut up about Millie?! It's always oh how's Millie? I can't tonight I'm hanging with Millie! I'm so worried about Millie! And she's always five feet away from you it's pathetic!

Moxxie: That......was oddly personal.

Blitzo: You know you're right! I don't know why the fuck I just let my guts spill like that.

Moxxie look at the floor and realises that the room was being filled with gas.

Moxxie: Sir they're filling this room with something!

Blitzo: Fuck! (sniffs) The hell is this?

Moxxie: I think it's some kind of airborne truth telling serum!

Blitzo: Oh, you just guess that's what it is?

Moxxie: Well, uh..... Just ask me something specific I wouldn't normally tell you.

Blitzo: Okay uhhhhh....does Millie ever peg you?

Moxxie: (smiles) Sometimes.......Wait eww fuck why that?!

Blitzo: Heh I knew it.

Moxxie: Well, your suit is tacky.....(flinches) Fuck I'm sorry.

Blitzo: (gasps) How fucking dare you! Youuu have shitty taste in music! (Flinches) Ah I'm sorry!

Moxxie:Shit taste?! (tears up) You said you liked that musical I recommended to you!

Blitzo: I lied I left halfway through!

Moxxie: You...You said you loved it!

Blitzo: (Crying) It was awful, Moxxie It was about ugly horny caaaaats!

Moxxie starts to cry while the agents continued to watch

Blitzo: (crying) Oh god Moxxie I've said so many lies to you!

Agent Two: (chuckles) This is gonna be a gooood night!

More gas began to fill the room making blitzo and moxxie woozy the room around them slowly began to distort and change. Blitzo shakes his head and looks back at moxxie in anger.

Blitzo: Dammit Moxxie this is all your fault!

Moxxie: How is this my fault?!

The sound of music and wind fill the room and moxxie stands up the ropes that once held him tightly fell off with ease. Moxxie sees a purple mist and walks into it the background becomes more cartoonish with moxxies clothes also changing as organs began to play.

Moxxie: Blitzo? (coughs) I-I can't see you! God this smells awful what's that music is that you? Is this a prank Because I swear to Satan-

Moxxie is interrupted by the sounds of a organ and moxxie looks behind him and saw a person playing an organ ontop of a staircase. Standing next to the organ player stood Blitzo who was wearing a black cloak with a mask covering half of his face and for some reason his voice was more deeper than usual.

Blitzo:IT IS NO PRANK, BITCH!

Moxxie: Heyyyyyy! Why do you sound like that?

Blitzo: Because YOU my precious little bitch boy-

Moxxie: Stop it sir!

Blitzo: Are tripping BAAAAALLLLS!

A spotlight focuses on blitzo who slowly walks down to moxxie who began to sing.

Moxxie: ♫ No what how could this be? I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT!
It's a bad trip oy gevalt! Of course Blitzo this would be your fault! ♫

The camera pans to blitzo's gloves hands before returning back to moxxie.

Moxxie: ♫ My lungs are full of honesty.
Would you promise me that you won't judge? ♫

Blitzo: ♫ Yes biiitch! ♫

Moxxie: ♫ Not trying to divulge too much but I'm in too deep. So first of all.... FUCK YOU! ♫

Blitzo: ♫ Whaaaat?! ♫

Moxxie: ♫ This is just typical well two can play at this game of dismay! Cause if you're here causing frustration I'm torturing you in your hallucination! ♫

The scene changes to blitzo's hallucination where the imp finds himself in a wasteland made of ink and his clothing had changed into a clown costume. Blitzo stands up and four balls of ink drop on the floor infront of him forming a red ink monster. The monster roars at blitzo who stumbles back and the monster lands on the floor and morphs into a goofy version of moxxie who had a british accent.

Moxxie: I simply follow your orders it isn't my fault that your orders are as nonsensical as a sun tanning bed left out on the cold rainy porch of a fresh april shower!

Blitzo: Why are you talking like that What the fuck does that even mean?!

The cartoonish moxxie begins to transform into the real moxxie then

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