Inside of I.M.P's office loona was sitting at her reception desk reading a magazine with Verosika on the front cover while drinking a bottle of beer. Loona puts the bottle on a open page of the grimoire and the bottle rolls off causing the book to glow and open a portal to the living world. A dead body flies through the portal and lands next to loona. Y/N walks through the portal followed by blitzo millie moxxie Eddie and collin.

Blitzo: Woooo that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Y/N: They really knew how to swing those axes god damn we almost got decapitated!

Eddie: We would have killed them quicker if SOMEONE didn't have a pointless argument with carnage.

Venom: Hey it was a very important and heated debate!

Carnage: No it wasn't you crackhead! Just because you put milk with cereal doesn't make it a soup! You can have cereal without the milk!

Collin: But did you have to argue about something so trivial?

Venom: ITS NOT TRIVIAL!

Carnage: Keep telling yourself that you nutjob.

Millie: Awwwww I'm still so jazzed up!

Millie bit her axe in half as the portal closed behind them.

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed baby because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence moxxie! Besides drinks are on me tonight let's hit up the new dive down the street!

Moxxie: Actually sir its our one year marriage anniversary so I'm taking millie to ozzie's in the lust ring.

Millie: Ozzie's!? No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

Millie jumps into her husbands arms and pulls him into a French kiss.

Carnage: Urgh you two get a room.

Y/N: Carnage let the two have thier moment it's thier first anniversary after all.

Blitzo: I'm with carnage here could you two fucking not? It's disgusting!

Moxxie: I'm sorry sir but maybe another time?

Blitzo: N-no it's fine i can come with the two of you help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Moxxie: Uh......no the reservation is for us.

Blitzo: Uh huh.

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitzo: mhm.

Y/N: Just them millie and moxxie........not you blitzo.

Moxxie: Without you there especially without you there!

Blitzo: I'll wear something it's a big deal after all see you lovebugs later!

Blitzo walks away from the couple but grabs Y/N before he leaves.

Y/N: Blitz?

Blitzo: Can I just have a word with you Y/N?

Y/N: Yeah.....sure.

Carnage: What is blitzo gonna drag us into now?

Y/N: (No idea but I doubt it's gonna end well.)

Blitzo leads Y/N to the bottom floor and walks out the building and stops at Y/N's car.

Blitzo: Alright Y/N let's head to your place and get dressed into something nice we're gonna spy on those two.

Y/N: Okay blitzo hold your horses how the hell are we going to get into ozzie's in the first place? It's an exclusive venue they're not going to let us in without an invite.

Blitzo: Bah we'll cross that bridge when we get there now rev up that engine we've got a couple to stalk!

Y/N: (Sigh) So much for a peaceful night.

Timeskip

Two arrive at a hell elevator which was the hell equivalent of a subway but instead of trains thiers an elevator which takes you to any of the seven layers of hell.

Intercom: Elevator 666 departing for lust......(seductively) In five minutes.

Y/N: Christ you know it's bad when even the intercom is horny.

Blitzo and Y/N then notice moxxie and millie and duck out of sight then sat down on a golden bench with newspaper in thier faces then blitzo picks up his phone and calls loona.

Voicemail: Yeah its loona whoever you are go for it.

Blitzo: Hey loonie just wanted to let you know that I'm not gonna be home until real late. Me and Y/N got something important for tonight.

Y/N: Well I was kinda dragged along I really don't wanna be here.

Blitzo: Oh quit your whining Y/N it's gonna be fine we'll get in I mean look at you in that suit they'll have to let us in! Anyone who looks like a rich playboy asshole gets into the most exclusive parties no questions asked!

Y/N looked at his reflection in the elevator showing off his black and grey suit.

Carnage: I mean he's got a point Y/N that some serious drip my guy.

Y/N: Yeah I mean I do look kinda swanky but I'm not so sure about your "suit" blitzo.

Blitzo: Hey who are you to judge me and my taste in clothing?!

Y/N: You don't look like some fancy prince of some kingdom in hell you look more like a unstable drugged up biker.

Blitzo: I know I look great in it don't I? This get up just screams me!

Y/N: Whatever takes your fancy blitzo.

Timeskip Ozzie's the lust ring.

Outside of ozzie's Millie and moxxie walk to the entrance and nodded at eachother before entering. Y/N and blitzo watch them enter and try to get inside but are stopped by the bouncer.

Bouncer: Whoa there you two got a reservation?

Blitzo: Oh yeah we're with those two.

The bouncer looks at millie and moxxie then turns back and sees Y/N shaking his head silently mouthing to the bouncer that they weren't with them.

Bouncer: No reservation no entry.

Blitzo: Y-you know you have really nice eyes daddy?

Y/N: Is he really trying to seduce the bouncer......for real?

Carnage: Bruh.

The bouncer picks up blitzo and carries him to an alleyway next to the venue and drops him into a trash bin before walking back to the entrance while Y/N got blitzo out of the bin.

Blitzo: Urgh you fucking prude!

Y/N: You good blitzo?

Blitzo: Yeah I'm good thanks for the help.

Y/N: Well we tried but we couldn't get in so let's just get out of here and grab some drinks.

Blitzo: Oh no Y/N we're not out of options not yet! I know someone who can get us in.

Y/N: And just who in all of hell could get us into one of the exclusive expensive and popular clubs in all of the seven rings?

Blitzo looks at Y/N with a disturbed expression and showed him his phone which had stolas's number on speed dial.

Y/N: No....your not serious of all people........him?

Blitzo: (Shudders) Yeaaahhhhh.....stolas.

Meanwhile with the owl prince stolas was slumped on the sofa watching the T.V series hell-a-novela with no sign of his wife or daughter.

T.V: Why won't you love me alejandro?

Stolas: That's a mood Gabriella.

Stolas takes a bite of his cereal when the phone rings smoke comes off the phone and forms the sentence "blitzy is calling" making the prince's eyes widen almost choking on his cereal and stumble to the phone and answers it.

Blitzo: Stolas hey uh....shit you busy tonight?

Stolas: Umm why do you ask?

Blitzo: I was wondering if you...wanna come with me and Y/N to a club tonight?

Stolas: Are you.......asking me on a date blitzy?

Blitzo: I.....yes I suppose that is what's happening. How fast can you get down to lust?

Stolas: I can be ready in twenty!

Blitzo: Alright fantastic see ya soon!

Small timeskip

Y/N and blitzo stood on the courner of the street waiting for stolas's arrival.

Blitzo: Come on come on come on...

Y/N: Take your time stolas I've got all night I'm not bored out of my mind.

A portal opened up infront of them and stolas walks out wearing a dashing outfit with his hair nicely done with a spotlight focused on him.

Stolas: Oh blitzy Y/N I'm heeeeeere.

Blitzo: Woah that's a bit overkill don't you think?

Y/N: I'm more curious as to where the spotlight came from.

Stolas: (chuckles) Well I just wanted to look a little nicer for the two of you. This is our first real date after all.

The three start to walk towards ozzie.

Blitzo: Oh yeah I guess this is huh.

The three approach the entrance and are stopped by the bouncer once again.

Bouncer: You two again? Beat it shithe-

Carnage sprouts from Y/N's back and sqaures up with the bouncer.

Carnage: We're with stolas asswipe either you move out the way and let us in or I'll bite your head and eat your entrails!

Bouncer: (squeaks) Okay......go right on in gentlemen.

The bouncer moves aside letting the three pass blitzo gives the bouncer the middle finger as they entered ozzie's. Stolas looks around in wonder gazing at the massive room while he looked for a table.

Stolas: Oh my! Oh no....no but yes! Oh you two how romantic is this place? What made you choose such a place to bring me?

Blitzo and stolas take a seat and blitzo takes out a set of binoculars and tries to locate millie and moxxie.

Blitzo: Oh its just sounded like......I just thought we'd have a blast here you know......(spots millie and moxxie) Gotcha!

Stolas: Oh blitzo what are you looking at?

Blitzo: I'm looking at nothing how about that?

Y/N: I'm gonna leave you two to it I'm going to the bar to have a drink.

Blitzo: Mhmm yeah sure thing Y/N just don't get wasted.

Y/N: No promises.

Y/N walks away leaving the two to it and takes a seat at the bar where wally Wackford was serving drinks.

Wally: I say I say Y/N L/N what a suprise to see you here!

Y/N: Could say the same about you wally weren't you working with those two crazy inventors?

Wally: Things didn't work out between me and those two so now I'm here serving overpriced drinks to rich gullible smucks.

Carnage: Well at least he honest about it.

Wally: Anyway what could I do for you would you like our newest drink in ozzie's "The tits down tequila"?

Y/N: Sure sounds fancy.

Wally: Righto one drink coming right up!

Wally walks away and prepares Y/N's drink when Y/N feels someone touch his shoulder and turned around and saw Verosika who then sat next to Y/N.

Y/N: Verosika?

Verosika: Heyyyy Y/N it's nice to see you again.

Y/N: It's good to see you too how's life been going for ya?

Verosika: Same old doing covers for magazines and giving fanboys wetdreams. I'm loving your suit Y/N makes you look more sexy then you already were.

Y/N: You don't look too bad yourself that dress fits you perfectly.

Verosika: (Smirks) Well after I'm done with my performance tonight maybe you would like to stay the night at my place with the others?

Y/N: Wait your crews here too?

Verosika: Yep we're just chilling until its our time in the spotlight they're a few tables away from here.

Verosika points to a crew who were sitting round a table Y/N looks at the girls who blow him a kiss and Y/N decides to tease them and give them a flirty wink giving some of the girls a nosebleed.

Y/N: Well after the business with my boss and stolas is done I might consider the offer but let's just see how the night goes.

Verosika: Oh your boss then that means that blitz-o is here too?

Y/N: Yep him and stolas are having a date.

Verosika: They.......are?

Y/N: Yep it's a looooong story.

Wally: I say here is your drink Y/N!

Y/N: Thanks. (Takes drink)

Verosika: How's things been after the whole fuckfest at spring break?

Y/N: Oh things have been pretty good  there have been a few incidents from time to time but that's just the hazards that come with the job.

Verosika: And what about......that thing?

Y/N: Oh carnage?

Y/N turns his head and saw that carnage had sprouted from his back and slithered towards a fridge behind the bar and stole a beer and slithered back opening the bottle with his teeth and started to drink its contents.

Y/N: He's.....fine although he can still be a handful from time to time.

Y/N looks at carnage who shrugs off the stare.

Carnage: What? I can enjoy myself  can't I?

Y/N rolls his eyes and takes a sip from his drink when music starts to play and several dancers start to descend from the ceiling on small platforms while dancing on stripper poles.

????: Ladies and gentlemen I see some sexy faces here tonight!

A jester descends down a pole on the center of the stage and Fizzarolli slides down on the pole and to Y/N's shock Fizzarolli turns out to be a girl unlike her robot counterpart from loo loo land.

Y/N:

Verosika: Y/N are you okay?

Y/N: (coughs) Yeah it......its just that I wasn't expecting Fizzarolli to be a girl!

Verosika: What do you mean she always been a girl.

Y/N: But we dealt with a male robot Fizzarolli in loo loo land!

Verosika: The owner of the circus had some freaky kink with male clowns so he had the company manufacture a male version for him.

Y/N: Oh.......wish I knew that sooner.

Carnage: I thought the clown had a sex change!

Fizzarolli: Welcome to ozzie's lust ring's number 1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies! Put on display for all you sleaze and sleazettes the gin joint of asmodeus herself! Come on give her some love!

Stolas: Did she just say asmodeus?!

Blitzo: Oh no fucking way not her!

Fizzarolli: I am the one and only Fizzarolli some of you may recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big lady herself and (shows robot arm) ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight Verosika Mayday wet dream and the Squirterz!

A spotlight focuses on Y/N and Verosika who poses for the paparazzi while Y/N looks at the crowd with a sausage roll in his mouth.

Fizzarolli: But as everyone's warming up i got a funny one for y'all. Did any of you hear the bat-shittery that happened at loo loo land?

The audience laughs and carnage looks away with a bead of sweat.

Fizzarolli: Ha ha ha oh yeah Oh wow I'll tell you what I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it because I am very much looking to sue!

Stolas and blitzo looks away and Y/N
whistles while avoiding any eye contact.

Fizzarolli: That robo me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off if you know what I mean.

Person: Oh I know what you mean I have four of them!

Fizzarolli: (Whispers into a hidden mic) Okay keep that guy far away from me.

Fizzarolli looks back at the crowd with a smile.

Fizzarolli: So without wasting any more time our little opening act is a fresh one! Coming at us from a little imp from the wrath Ring give it up for Moxxie...with no creative stage name whatsoever.

Moxxie takes his guitar and gives his wife a kiss and goes on stage as the crowd gave an applause as Fizzarolli moved over and stood next to a large cloaked figure.

Moxxie: Hello evreyone thank you for letting me be here it's an honour to play.

Wally: (Off screen) Uh hurry up bullet and sing I say-

Wally is interrupted by Y/N who grabs his collar.

Y/N: Wally do me a favour and let my freind sing his song......Will ya?

Wally: I say of course knock em dead little guy!

Moxxie: This song is for my beautiful wife a suprise for our first anniversary.

Millie looks at her husband with a happy expression.

Moxxie: I love you millie.

Moxxie begins to sing his song and during his song Y/N notices that the crowd were giving him confused looks.
Moxxie was then interrupted as asmodeus herself appears behind him with Fizzarolli on her shoulders while smoke erupted over the stage.

Y/N: That's