So I've just spent a lot of time looking through the Internet for 'how to sing better'. Specifically, I searched wikihow, I don't know why I did, that website is the most crap website on the entire internet, despite the hundreds of times I've visited it, it had never helped me.

So here's what wikihow said that was stupid:

"Practise in front of your family and friends."
Seriously, my family has put a ban on me singing, and I like my friends, I don't wanna hurt them.

"Try increasing your vocal range."
That's all I have, can you provide some actually advice?

"Sit up straight."
Seriously wikihow, is that the best advice you can give?

"..."
Well you were really helpful weren't you.

So here's a message to Anonymous, take down wikihow, it is a website that is a piece of dhit.

Anyway children, goodbye, see you next chapter.