Mysterious male voice: Okay, for some reason people wanted more of this so keep reacting.

Video (Rylanor): We had learned from him to hold the truth with every breath!

Uzi: Wait, people are watching us?

Mysterious male voice: onlyicanbreakthefourthwallshutupandreact

Video (sorcerer): The wrong word here may mean death.
(Rylanor): Even your words may be twisted and turned into weapons!
(Sorcerer): There is danger here with every phrase, now it beckons! I will know the name of he who has me in his sights!

"Tessa": He who remembers.... maybe it's some kind of memory unit?

J: He said rites, isn't that a religious thing?

Video (sorcerer): All at once, the pieces come together in my mind: This place was Isstvan III!

"Tessa": Wait, Isstvan 3? That's a planet not to far from Copper 9.

Video (sorcerer): And we are here upon its corpse, on the grave that was left behind!

J: Uh, last we checked, wasn't that planet perfectly fine? Why would it be called a grave?

N (enthusiasticly): oh, maybe this takes place in the future!

Video (Rylanor): Would you convince yourself I am a remnant seeking saving?
(sorcerer): This was not a cry for help!
(Rylanor): This was a lure I laid to invite something in need of slaying!

Uzi: The other picture is lighting up. Man that person is ugly.

V: I feel sick just looking at them.

Video (Fulgrim): Was this trap set for me, old one of miiiiine? You look terrible, a disgrace, even!

Uzi: My ears!!

J: My ears are bleeding from that awful voice!!

V: I'm not alive, I got destroyed, this is Hell!

N: TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!!

"Tessa": AaaaaahhhHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(The screen cracks from Fulgrim's
Emperor-awful voice.)

Mysterious male voice: Gosh dang it. Now I got to fix that screen.

Authors note: I have decided to uncancel this fanfic (yes it was temporary canceled) for the sole reason that all my other fanfics are depressing as sh*t and I need to have one that's designed to be taken as seriously as the Magika 2 karaoke singalong trailer. Also, I want all of you to go into my profile and look at all of my fanfics and tell me which you want me to focus on. Not including this one, I'm focusing on this one regardless. One more thing: 10 days until Space Marine 2 releases I'm so excited AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! (I will be on a temporary break from writing fanfics to play that game when it comes out.)

August 30, 2024