Mysterious male voice: "Okay, fixed the screen. I also installed a filter to make that voice not so f**king awful."

V: "Did you seriously just censor yourself?"

Mysterious male voice: SHUSH

Video (Rylanor): At last Fulgrim, you have come to me, abomination.

Uzi: "Abomination is right with that voice."

Video (Fulgrim): Words uttered by a shattered pile of metal, rust, and stagnation. You've had millennium to think of what to tell me, you've my attention.

Uzi: "Oh great, and he's racist towards machines. Nice."

Video: (Rylanor): I need not glory, nor words to speak, when I have held a virus bomb! (Fulgrim): NO!

J: "Wait. Is he doing a suicide bombing thing?"

Mysterious male voice: "I am doing everything in my power to not make an offensive joke right here. You know what? Screw it. *inhale* YOU KNOW, THERE SHOULD BE A SECOND FULGRIM THERE, TO REPRESENT THE SECOND TOW-"

Video (sorcerer): Reaching out, the Raptorae uses his mind to hold the pace, to silence time. I channel him all the strength I have, his power desperately relying on mine.

V: "Wait. Those robots can control time?"

N: "Well, they might just only be able to pause it."

'Tessa': "That's still pretty impressive either way."

Video (sorcerer): And from my peripheral sight, I can no longer see that frail shell devoid of its might, but rather a righteous being of defiance! Who is not without the will to fight!

V: "Oooo, violence!"

J: "It would probably be cooler if we could actually see it."

Video (sorcerer): As the dreadnought lashed out in wrath, his blow is deflected away from the path. Despite the years he has endured, it's clear that he will live and he will die by sword.

Uzi (monotone): "Such interesting words. If only we saw the action on the screen. That would be so much better."

Mysterious male voice: "Y'know, I don't like you."

Uzi (normally): "GOOD."

Video (sorcerer): Fulgrim then returned the strike, his sword splitting through bravado and machine alike. His face a mix of contempt and glee, the eyes of one who could feed on misery!

N: "How could you feed off misery? That's awful!"

V (chuckles): "I could~"

Video (Rylanor): "You can never be forgiven for the things you have done, so it falls to my hands to end the prodigal son!"

Uzi: "Talk about holding a grudge. What did that human even do, anyway?"

Mysterious male voice: "...."

Uzi: "You there?"

Mysterious male voice: "...."

N: "Uh, you there, buddy?"

Mysterious male voice: "Yeah, I'm here."

N: "What was that then?"

Mysterious male voice (Worst Caboose impression. Ever. Of all time): "Well, I don't like her very much. So I thought.... What if I..... don't talk to her?"

Uzi: "BITE ME!"

Video (Fulgrim): You could never imagine the beautiful bounty of Chaos!
(Rylanor): Those things I'd never even wish to know!

(Fulgrim): There is still your potential that shines through! Imagine the unfulfilled glories we'd see to!
(Rylanor): That you think I still seek any glory betrays the true blindness that has overcome you!

V: "Okay, I'm actually pretty invested now."

J: "Yeah, same."

Video (Rylanor): I recall the virtues I stood for! I recall the struggles and the things that we had done! I will not be deterred from my vengeance, I remember the lessons passed on to the sons! I am one of the Emperor's children! I am Rylanor and I am the ancient of rites! So I reject you for now and for always! To strike you down I have waited for a million nights!

Uzi: ".... Damn."

N: "One million nights, that's like..... 3000 years!"

Mysterious male voice: "2737.91 years."

J: "But he said he was waiting for revenge on that human! I get he could've lived that long since he's a robot, but humans rarely last more than a century!"

Mysterious male voice: (trying not to scream in nerd rage that dreadnoughts are not robots.)

Video (sorcerer): "Inspired by the things I've heard, I raise my voice and shout clearly and out of turn! Rylanor deserves better than you, oh Primarch! Rylanor deserves better than all of us!"

Uzi: "YEAH! KILL THAT HUMAN!!!

Video (sorcerer): With but a single shot, the raptorae is relieved of duty and released of his task. I feel the virus rend me apart with my honor intact, as I'm enveloped by the encroaching flash.

Uzi: "Okay, that's pretty metal."

Video (Fulgrim): Although this body of mine's still intact, a part of my pride I fear may never come back.

Uzi, J, V, and 'Tessa': HE LIVED?!?! BOOOO!!!
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Author's note: Hey! Sorry for not updating for a while. I was busy playing Space Marine 2. Good a$$ game, been looking forward to it since it was announced. I mean, I guess I did update my original book, (which you should totally check out, it's called the Infinite and the Divine, yes I stole the name, no it's not related to Warhammer) but only five people read it. ANYWAYS. My 1 year anniversary from the first time I published a story on Wattpad is coming up, and I want to thank everyone for your support this past year. I'm working working on a story and I'm hoping I'll have the first chapter done by the anniversary date. Sorry to all the Murder Drones fans out there, But this is a Warhammer thing. On an unrelated note, you ever wonder what would happen if Clonegrim ever return to the Imperium? HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE. Also: 1821 READS?!?? HOLY TERRA!!!!!

October 12, 2024