"So, to start," Lou said after setting everything up and taking her place near the center of the room, "we'll be viewing videos that explain each of your universes and stories in the quickest, dumbest, memey-est ways possible. 'In a Nutshell,' most of them are called. First up is Undertale: the universe of Undyne, Alphys, Sans, Papyrus, and Flowey. Mostly because they have two parts to their nutshell video."

"WOWIE! OUR UNIVERSE MUST BE INCREDIBLY INTERESTING TO HAVE TWO VIDEOS!" Papyrus exclaimed.

"Or maybe just really, really complicated?" Mina suggested.

"Well, there are three main timelines in the Undertale universe," Lou said. "Pacifist, Neutral, and Genocide. We'll be looking at a Neutral route here, but it covers all the main points of the story. There's another pretty good video that depicts a non-traditional Pacifist route, so we can check that out later if we have the time. With that said –" Lou grinned – "you guys ready?"

"Sure."

"Um, I guess!"

"Hell yeah!"

"NYES!"

"Let's go!"

"Ready!"

"Let's do it!"

And with that, the video began to play in all its absolutely chaotic glory...

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(Frisk falls and snaps their legs in half. They scream before suddenly becoming normal again)

"And we're already off to a great start!" Miriam said sarcastically, getting a few laughs around the room.

On the contrary, Papyrus actually cared. "THE POOR HUMAN! ARE THEY ALRIGHT?"

"'course they are, paps," Sans said. "see? they're already back on their feet."

"OH."

Flowey: Oh hi!

(Frisk screams)

Frisk: A talking flower!

"Really? No way," Flowey sneered. "Not like that's super obvious. Idiot..."

"leave the kid alone, flowey," Sans said. "they aren't actually here, anyway."

Flowey growled. "Stupid smiley trashbag..."

For no reason, Lou threw a LEGENDARY UNO REVERSE CARD at the flower. "No, you."

"Agh, what the hell?" he screamed at the Author.

Lou simply smirked before fist-bumping Sans.

Toriel: Hello, child.

(Frisk screams)

Frisk: A talking goat!

(Toriel bitch-slaps Frisk)

Toriel: Take it easy! Come with me, you'll be safe.

"Oh, my!" Iida exclaimed.

"Oof," Denki muttered.

"Talk about slapping someone into next week," Stewie joked.

"or, rather," Sans suggested, "slapping some sense into them."

"Rip," Lou said, though they had viewed the video numerous times before in preparation for this reaction.

Toriel: Here talk to the dummy.

Frisk: Hi!

(dummy yeets away)

Peter laughed the Peter laugh. "Reminds me of Meg. Y'know, people avoiding her."

"Okay, that's it. Leave her alone, you bastard," Lou snapped. "She's just trying to live her own life. Just because you seem to think she's ugly and a failure doesn't mean you can constantly berate her for existing."

"Woah," Brian said. "Okay."

Monika leaned over and whispered to Meg. "People... think you're ugly?"

Meg sighed, resting her head in her hands. "Yeah."

"How come? I don't see it."

Meg went red. "O-oh! You... think I'm...I-I'm..."

Monika smiled. "Pretty? I guess I do."

*Meg's self-esteem has increased by 100,000%*

*Meg's blush has increased by 100,000,000%*

*Todoroki Shoto has been temporarily removed from Meg's simp list*

*Meg's straightness has been called into question*

...

*AGAIN*

*Looking at you, season 4, episode 19*

Toriel: Okay, stay here, I'll come back for you sometime.

(6 ½ Hours Later...)

(EPIC INTRO)

The Bakusquad and most of the Undertale crew were absolutely vibing to the Shop Music Trap Remix. "Bro, why does it slap so hard?" Kiri asked.

"Because it's literally the perfect remix," Lou said.

"can't disagree," Sans said, still vibing.

(Frisk faceplants with 11,037 injuries of varying degree in front of Toriel's house)

Toriel: Oh you surv– I mean... I already wanted to come back for you already. Well, let's go back to the house...

Frisk: (yeeted in a bedroom with pie, comes out) How do I get out of here?

Toriel: Do you want to hear about snails?

"Uh, no," Mei said.

"Please," Kaminari said, "not the snails–"

Frisk: How do I get out of here?

Toriel: A snail is, in loose terms, a shelled gastropod–

Frisk: How do I get out of here?

Toriel: The name is most often applied for land snails–

Frisk: How do I get out of here?

Toriel: Terrestrial pulmonate gastropod mollusks–

"Nobody asked, mo - T-Toriel," Flowey muttered.

Frisk: HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

Toriel: (T R I G G E R E D)

A few people laughed. "Her smiling face makes it that much better," Uraraka declared.

"She looks dead inside," Priya added.

Toriel: Wait for me here...

(to the basement...)

Toriel: I won't let you get out of here. I don't want you to die!

"That's great, but we want to see some adventure into the unknown!" Miriam said.

"OH, HECK YEAH!" Ashido threw in.

Priya nodded. "Let's go."

"Yeah!" Mei exclaimed.

"ADVENTURE!" Abby shouted.

Frisk: Let me out

Toriel: Not let

Frisk: Let me out

Toriel: Not let

Frisk: Let me out

Toriel: Not let

Frisk: Let me out

Toriel: Not let

Frisk: Let me out

Toriel: Not let

"Damn, how much longer are they gonna keep doing this?" Bakugo asked.

Frisk: Let me out

Toriel: Okay...

"Oh."

"Not much longer, I guess," Chris remarked.

Bakugo was visibly irked by that comment, but didn't freak out, at least.

(Suddenly, Snowdin forest)

Sans: Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand. (fard) The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick.

Peter, being the child he is, completely lost it.

Frisk: Yes... whoopee cushion...

"uh," from Sans. "...okay."

Sans: Oops! Now will come my brother. Quickly for that lamp!

Frisk: ...In the lamp is not exactly immured another child?

"...Wait, seriously, is there a child inside that lamp?" Monika asked, very concerned.

"'course not," Sans said carelessly.

"That wasn't very convincing," Aizawa added.

Sans: Haha! D o n ' t  a s k  t o o  m a n y  q u e s t i o n s .

"DEFINITELY not convincing," Sero said.

(Skelebros spinning)

Papyrus: Wow! What is it there?

Sans: I think it's a stone.

Papyrus: Wow! A stone looks like a child!

"I- bro," Undyne sighed.

"Bruh," Denki said, reacting similarly.

Frisk: B R U H .

"What are the odds?" Lou muttered to herself.

Papyrus: Pass my trap!

*Frisk passes the trap*

Papyrus: How did you do it?!

Frisk: I just followed your footsteps--

"SO THAT'S HOW THE HUMAN DID IT?" Papyrus exclaimed. "INCREDIBLE! SUCH A SIMPLE TRICK I SO EASILY OVERLOOKED! I'M IMPRESSED!"

"R-really? I'd expect y-you to be frustrated f-for missing that," Alphys said.

"Hey, Papyrus doesn't seem like the kind of person to get worked up over a small mistake," Deku remarked.

"EXACTLY, HUMAN!" Papyrus said. "THE GREAT PAPYRUS SELDOM DWELLS ON HIS PAST BITTERLY. HE LEARNS FROM HIS MISTAKES!"

"I'm trying to do the same thing!" Deku agreed.

"D'aww, so wholesome UwU!" Lou said.

Monika looked at the Kidney Bean in concern. "Did you actually just say the word 'UwU' out loud?"

"Ironically, but yes, yes I did UvO."

"Okay, please stop, it's getting scary."

"...OnO. QnQ. TnT."

Papyrus: You're a genius!

(Jump-cut to Papyrus fight)

Papyrus: Fight me!

Sans' eyesockets went dark. Lou leaned over and whispered to him, "It's the neutral ending, but Frisk doesn't actually kill anyone. 'Kay?"

He sighed, eyes slowly fading back to normal. "ok."

Frisk: (standing during blue attack) Wow! It's so dangerous...

"Wait, what?" Iida said, confused. "Could someone please explain this?"

"In Undertale," Lou clarified, "monsters fight with magic attacks. You've got your normal attacks, and then you have blue and orange, which have unique properties. Blue attacks don't hurt you unless you move, and orange ones don't hurt you unless you stay still. Stop when it's blue, move around when it's orange. Make sense?"

"Ah, it does. Thank you, Lou."

Papyrus: Ha! Gotcha!!

(Frisk's soul turns blue before Papyrus beats the shit outta them with bones and an Annoying Doggo)

"Woah, Papyrus," Undyne said in disbelief. "Those are some pretty impressive attacks!"

"NYEH! THANK YOU, UNDYNE!"

"heh. pap, you're so cool," Sans said.

"Wow. Slay, I guess," Mina said, awestruck.

Todoroki smirked. "Literally."

Papyrus: Well, you lost, let's go to jail.

Frisk: I give up!

Papyrus: Will you be my bro?

Frisk: Yes.

Papyrus: Let's go on a date?

Frisk: (smirks) ...Let's go.

Peter laughed his Peter laugh.

"Uh, that smile is concerning me," Lois said.

"Yeah, same," Lou said. "It gets worse in the second part."

Lois furrowed her brows. "How so?"

"Mettaton EX." Before anyone else could comment, Lou added, "You'll see later."

(In Waterfall)

???: Undyne sucks!

Undyne looked slightly irked. "Hey, punk, whoever you are, what the hell?"

"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? UNDYNE IS VERY GREAT! Perhaps not quite as great as I," Papyrus muttered, "BUT STILL!"

Undyne: What did you say?!

Frisk: Phew, I think she's gone

MK: (sneaking out from the bushes) Undyne is cool, right?

"WOAH, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?" Abby exclaimed.

(Frisk screams again)

Undyne: (throws a spear at Frisk from the shadows) Now you're not going anywhere!

(Frisk screams again again and yeets away)

Undyne: That's it!

(the floor fucking breaks because spears)

"Ouch," Deku said with a wince.

"UNDYNE, YOU FORCED FRISK TO FALL FROM SUCH A GREAT HEIGHT? THEY COULD HAVE DIED!" Papyrus exclaimed.

"I know! I know," Undyne said, sighing. "I didn't think that far ahead at the time."

"You probably should have before endangering a child," Aizawa muttered.

Brian dryly chuckled. "You've got a point there, um... Aizawa, right?"

Aizawa offered a handshake, which Brian quickly accepted. "Call me Shota."

"Brian," Brian said with a grin, tail wagging. "Pleasure to meet you formally."

"Ooh, new BROTP?" Lou said. "Will this blossoming friendship create a better pair of bros than Brian and Stewie?"

"Oh, hell no," Stewie hissed.

Frisk: You could have just grabbed me!

(the entire world facepalming)

Everybody in the reaction room, including Undyne, facepalmed.

Frisk, looking through the dump: Oh cool! The food of astronauts!

Dummy: I will destroy you!

"Oh no," Denki said melodramatically, "the same dummy from that purple maze place has come back seeking revenge for this fetus's horrible social skills!" Half the room lost it.

"it's called the ruins, kid," Sans said.

"Oh. STILL."

"It's also not the same dummy," Lou added.

"IT'S NOT? SERIOUSLY?" Denki exclaimed.

Bakugo narrowed his eyes. "It has to be. I call bullshit."

"This dummy is the first dummy's cousin," Lou said. "They're pissed at Frisk because... um..." Lou pulled out her phone and looked it up on the Undertale Wiki. "Never mind, it depends on what Frisk did in the Ruins. Varies from route to route."

Dummy: Acid rain! Retreat!

Napstablook: Oh no... I mess up everything.... I'm sorry.....

"NO, DON'T BE SAD, NEW GHOST FRIEND!" Papyrus exclaimed.

"Yeah, you saved the kid's butt right there," Miriam agreed.

"Wait, ghosts cry acid?" Priya asked. "That's kinda--"

"AWESOME!" Abby exclaimed. "IT'S AWESOME, PRIYA!"

"...'Kay, sure."

Frisk: Hey! What happened?

(Jump-cut to Undyne fight)

Undyne: If you cross that line, you will die!

"isn't that my line?" Sans said.

"I guess, kind of," Lou agreed. "Except you gave Frisk a bad time."

"I DON'T RECALL HEARING YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THIS, BROTHER," Papyrus remarked. "IS THERE SOMETHING I MISSED?"

"don't worry 'bout it, paps."

(Frisk steps over said line and gets their kneecap speared off before screaming)

"Oh, God!"

"OOF!"

"SHEESH!"

"Haha, rip."

"This is painful to watch!"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Jeez!"

"UNDYNE, WHAT THE FUCK?"

"I NEVER ACTUALLY DID THIS, WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME-IS!"

"U-Undyne, I'm pretty sure his name is Bakugo..."

(Tomorrow...)

Undyne: (faceplants on bridge bc hawt)

Frisk: (throws a splash potion of water on Undyne, Minecraft style)

"Minecraft!" the entire Bakusquad exclaimed.

"Haha, yes," from Lou.

Undyne: (stands up, walks away)

(Frisk gets a call from Papyrus)

Papyrus: Let's go hang out with Undyne?

"After she just tried to kill you twice?" Lois said.

Aizawa shook his head. "No way."

"Yeah, I can't imagine they'll say 'yes,'" Mei remarked.

Frisk: Okay. (Papy pulls them out of the frame)

Mei sighed. "...And I stand corrected." Priya, Miriam, and Abby all laughed.

(Jump to Undyne's house)

Papyrus: We're having a great time, but I have to go out the window! (sounds of glass breaking)

"Well, that was interesting," Monika said.

"Did he just jump out the window?" Peter asked.

"YES, HUMAN. YES, I DID!"

Undyne: So little brats, I hate you get out of here--

Frisk: You're cool, let's go cook.

Undyne: Let's go!

"Making Friends: 101," Uraraka joked.

"I wish it were that easy," Lou said sarcastically.

"What do you mean?" Midoriya asked, concerned.

"Let's be real; none of you trust me yet," she explained, "especially after I deadass kidnapped you. It's cool; I just don't have any friends in this dimension right now."

Deku smiled. "Well... you have me."

"Jesus, talk about cliché," Lou remarked with a disbelieving smirk.

"I'm serious! I know what it's like to be alone," he said, "and I don't believe anyone deserves to feel that way. You're a kind and creative person, Lou-san. As long as you feel the same way, I'll consider you a friend."

Lou laughed. "Okay, yeah. The feeling is mutual." Internally, she was thrilled. Lou had made friends with the future #1 hero, Midoriya Izuku him-fucking-self. To have an anime protagonist as their best friend – especially THIS protagonist – was almost a dream of Lou's, and having it happen in real life was amazing. Anyway, enough about their stupidly wholesome friendship arc, back to the crack vids:

(Cooking lesson...)

Undyne: Stir the spaghetti! Faster! Faster! Faster! Wrong! Give it to me! (screaming, explosion) Finally, some good f*****g food.

Flowey sighed. "I'm not surprised by these idiots."

"I do not know if I would call that cooking, but..." Iida trailed off.

"I have several questions," Sero said blankly.

"As do I," Stewie added.

"Which is why we're watching part two," Lou said. "Let's go!"

And so, the second video began...

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(In Hotland...)

Frisk: *sneezes* Well, let's go.

(Enters Alphys' lab)

Frisk: Where am I? Oh no. This is anime-con?

Alphys: No, this is my house.

Frisk: Even worse. Lisa Simpson?

"N-No! It's me! Alphys!" Alphys said.

Sans wheezed. "lisa simpson?"

"Not Lisa!" Chris laughed.

Alphys: Alphys. I've been following you for a long time.

Frisk: This is creep.

"Yeah, very," Meg quietly agreed.

"H-hey!" Alphys shouted.

Alphys: That's why I want to help you.

Frisk: How?

Alphys: First I'll give you a normal phone (yeets phone)

"Imagine it actually being a normal phone," Mina said.

Frisk: And what kind of phone is this?

Alphys: This is a Samsung Galaxy Note 7.

(Explosion)

"CALLED IT!"

MTT: (falling out of the sky) Hi beauties. I want to throw a murder party.

"METTATON! HE'S SO COOL!" Papyrus fangirled.

"not as cool as you, paps," Sans said.

"NYEH!"

Frisk: Cool call the code of the room (?)

Alphys: I'll help you--

Frisk: Don't. I'll do it myself.

"Ooh, that's cold," Monika said with a shudder.

"I-I don't recall Frisk being th-that unfriendly when we f-first met," Alphys said.

"They weren't," Lou clarified, "it's for the sake of the joke. You've gotta admit, all the calls and posts got pretty annoying after about two minutes."

"Hey," Undyne warned. "Watch what you're saying about--"

"I-it's true, though," Alphys said sheepishly. "Thanks f-for defending me a-anyway, Undyne!"

"Oh." Undyne blushed. "Of course, Alph."

(Question pops up)

Frisk: ...ok help me.

"Yeah, good call," Mir remarked.

(Endless notification sounds as frisk walks through Hotland)

Frisk: Just ignore Alphys... Just ignore Alphys...

(EPIC INTRO)

The same people were vibing once again. "THIS ONE'S EVEN BETTER THAN THE FIRST!" Kirishima said.

"DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT!" Kaminari agreed.

"RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE; IT'S JUST AS AMAZING," Ashido said.

MTT: (as notification sounds continue) Hello, dear, welcome to my great cooking show!

Frisk: Cool, what are we cooking?

MTT: (pulling out a chainsaw) Y O U .

"Oh shit," Kirishima muttered.

Stewie's eyes lit up. Blood? Gore? Yes.

Frisk: My meat is not kosher.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Flowey asked.

"Well, you've gotta pay attention to your demographic," Peter said matter-of-factly. "If you have a Jewish audience watching – even a small one – it's important to be considerate of their culture and law, and implement it properly into your program. This being a cooking show, you specifically need to take into account what cultures are fine eating what foods, how much of your audience is made up of each group, and form-fit your content accordingly."

"That's... the last thing I expected to hear from you, Peter," Brian said, sort of impressed.

"Yeah, I was waiting for the insensitive joke I'd have to blurt out,"