"...Family Guy!" Lou said with excitement.

"Why the long pause?" Brian asked.

"That took literally five minutes!" Uraraka said, shaken.

Miriam laughed. "Lou, you good?"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT, LET'S-A GO."

*Setting intro thing: Griffin house*

Joe: Hey, Peter, check this out, I'm freaking handicapped.

"Oh, hey, it's Joe!" Peter said.

Peter: (Peter laugh) That's pretty funny. It's like the time I went to Zimbabwe with the Irate Gamer...

"Wait, I went to Zimbabwe with the Irate Gamer?" Peter asked.

*cutaway*

Peter: Wow, here we are in Zimbabwe, Irate Gamer.

Irate Gamer: This place sucks! I would rather have a porcupine up my ass than play this anymore.

"Boom. Roasted," Sero said.

"Big oof," from Kaminari.

Aizawa merely sighed at his children.

*cut back*

Lois: Peter, look! I've discovered a talent I have that's never been alluded to or referenced before in a previous episode!

Lois furrowed her brows. "Y'know, Peter, that seems to happen suspiciously often in our lives."

Peter thought about it for a second. "Hmm... you're right."

"Yeah," Meg said. "I wonder why..."

Peter: Yeah, that's pretty cool, Lois. We should base an entire story around that!

Joe: Guys, look, I'm still handicapped, d-do you see you guys gUYS LOOK I'M FREAKING HANDICAPPED OVER HERE—

"Joe, chill," Chris said.

Brian cringed a little. "Yeah, jeez."

"Is this guy okay?" Priya asked blankly.

"Eh," was Peter's answer.

*cut to the Clam*

Lois: Wow, my new talent of... making spoons is doing very well! Just like the time I was in the band AJJ!

"I was in the band AJJ?" Lois asked.

*cutaway*

Lois: Holy crap, I'm in the band AJJ!

"What? No," Kaminari said, copying Lou from the last chapter.

"Not like the rest of the band is surrounding you or anything," Kirishima added.

*cut back*

Peter: Lois, I'm making my own spoons now. They have holes in the bottom, so when you have cereal, it gets rid of all the milk. (Peter laugh)

"BUT THE MILK IS THE BEST PART OF CEREAL!" Papyrus exclaimed.

"Absolute blasphemy, spoons like that," Lou agreed.

"You're both fucking insane," Bakugo argued.

"Well," Deku spoke up, "I personally like cereal with milk, so –"

"NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, DAMN DEKU!"

"I don't remember anyone asking for yours, either," Todoroki said.

"OOH," Priya, Abby, Miriam, Meilin, Mina, Uraraka, Peter, Chris, Alphys, and Undyne all said at once.

Flowey rolled his eyes with a scoff. "Idiots..."

"they're having fun, back off," Sans sighed.

Lois: But, Peter, this was my talent I miraculously discovered. You can't just take it over!

Peter: Too late, I already am. (PETER LAUGH)

Lois: Fine, I'm leaving and vilifying you for the rest of the episode!

"Once again girlbossed by Lois Griffin," Lou said, making Lois smile.

"Hell yeah!" Undyne exclaimed.

"Slay," Monika said, giving the slang a try.

"That wicked woman has no place being called a 'girlboss' or a 'slay,'" Stewie muttered saltily.

"Gay," Brian said to himself.

"Fuck yes," Lou replied. "Be yourself. Love yourself. You are valid."

"Be who you are," Mina quietly sang, "for your pride..."

Peter: Oh no, now everyone hates me! This is worse than the time I was on Bob's Burgers!

"Wait, I was on Bob's Burgers?" Peter asked.

"Why the hell do you all keep doing that?" Stewie muttered.

*cutaway*

Bob: Welcome to Bob's Burgers, Peter.

Peter: Holy crap, this is like some type of cartoon crossover!

"A cartoon crossover, huh?" Lou said. "Doesn't sound familiar at all. Nope."

Everyone gave them an odd look at that remark.

*cut back to Stewie's room*

Peter: Aw, gee, Rick... I mean Lois, I'm real sorry I got in the way of making your spoons.

Lois: It's okay, Peter. This plot point will never be acknowledged again, and the same set of events will most likely occur next week with neither of us learning a lesson or developing as characters, because that's all we are. Characters in an animated TV show that's been on life support for the past decade. Our plug should have been pulled long ago, however the soulless corporate bastards who own us refuse to let that happen, as they know that we can continue giving them revenue as a result of our popularity. This is truly a fate worse than death, as at least then, we wouldn't have every ounce of our life slowly leached out of us until we become nothing more than a hollow husk of what we once were.

"Damn, that was actually pretty deep," Brian muttered in awe.

Iida nodded. "T'was."

"T'was indeed," Lou agreed.

Peter: (Peter laugh)

"...and immediately ruined," Brian muttered again.

*cut to credits*

"Well, F-Family Guy certain seems... i-interesting," Alphys said sheepishly.

"alph, i think you may have mispronounced 'chaotic as hell,'" Sans muttered to himself.

"And not entirely... kid-friendly," Deku added with a sweatdrop.

Uraraka put her finger to her chin in an innocent-thinking-position way. "So, we've seen Undertale, Doki Doki, and Family Guy, right?"

"Which should only leave our universe and yours," Mei added.

"Let's do Class 1-A and Aizawa's first! This is... Boku no Hero Academia!" Lou exclaimed in Presentation Michael before the video began...

Narrator: My Hero Academia, or Boku no Hero Academia if you're annoying –

"How is that annoying? Boku no Hero Academia is merely the Japanese translation of our universe's name!" Iida said defensively.

Lou sighed. "Well, when the 'qwirky UwU' white girls start calling it 'BoW kU nOw HeRo,' I'd say it gets fairly annoying."

"Ah."

Narrator: – takes place in a world where people have superpowers called Quirks! Some people get cool Quirks that make them unkillable gods, while others get Quirks that turn their head into a cactus.

"Wait, so you all have superpowers?" Abby excitedly asked the BNHA crew.

Ashido eagerly nodded. "We do! Actually, we could show you –"

"After the video, please," Lou said.

"Okay, yeah, fine."

Todoroki furrowed his brows at the video. "'Unkillable god...?'"

Narrator: The main character is Deku Scrub! His Quirk is – N O T H A V I N G A N Y P O W E R S .

Deku physically sweatdropped. He hoped this wouldn't go in the direction he thought it would...

"Mega oof," Denki muttered.

"Deku-kun, I didn't know you were Quirkless," Uraraka said. "But... you have that crazy strength, right? There's no way you're Quirkless."

"Well, uh..." Deku cleared his throat. "I'm not, but... you'll see."

Narrator: Deku wants to be a hero, but he's Quirkless, so the other kids in class like Bakugan make fun of him and tell him to kill himself. Yeah, they seem like real good candidates for the hero program...

"Woah, dude, uncool," Sero said to Bakugo.

Bakugo took a sudden interest in the floor, not meeting the eyes of his classmates or teacher.

Aizawa made a mental note to confront Bakugo over that matter later.

Narrator: One day, Deku meets his idol All Might and he's like-

All Might: Hey kid, eat this hair, it'll give you superpowers but DON'T TELL NOBODY.

Narrator: -and he inherits All Might's Quirk, but it's so powerful that it nearly makes him explode every time he uses it.

Everyone outside the BNHA group shrugged this fact off. "That must suck," Miriam said.

"That's... quite the understatement," Lois muttered in concerned mom.

Meanwhile, Deku cursed under his breath.

"WAIT, BRO, MIDORIYA, WHAT?" Kirishima shouted, setting off the rest of his class (save Bakugo and Aizawa) to freak out. After about five minutes, things began to die down.

"Yeah, sorry for not saying anything before," Lou said sheepishly to Izuku.

"I-it's okay," he reassured.

"No, it's not," Lou said. "I exposed your biggest secret without a second thought. That wasn't right."

"Lou-san, they were bound to find out eventually," Izuku said with a nervous smile.

"I'll wipe their memories when you leave," she whispered.

Deku freaked out a little. "Huh? Y-you don't have to go that far, especially if –"

"It's instantaneous, painless, and really easy for me to do. I'll just casually smooth out this one detail; that's all. Unless you really don't want me to."

"Um... I guess it's alright. Thank you...?"

"No prob, Bob."

"It's... Midoriya. Midoriya Izuku."

Narrator: Can All Might and Small Might overcome the hurdles to get Deku admitted to the number one hero academy? They sure can, and it'll be so awesome that you won't even notice how it makes absolutely no sense the rest of his classmates passed the exam with their totally irrelevant power sets.

"WOWIE!" Papyrus exclaimed. "WHAT COOL-LOOKING HUMANS!"

"I w-wonder what kind of p-powers would be considered 'irrelevant, though,'" Alphys wondered.

"Well, we did see a person with a cactus for a head," Monika said.

"Yeah, what's next?" Meg chimed in. "A guy with a seal head?"

"a guy who can make snacks out of thin air?" Sans suggested.

"A man that looks like the evil monkey that lives in my closet?" Chris said.

Peter laughed at his son, like literally every other time the monkey was brought up.

Flowey furrowed his flower-brows. "What the hell...?"

Nezu: Well, Miss Hagakure, I'm afraid we can't pass you. After all, you didn't destroy a single robot!

Hagakure: You can't prove I WASN'T the one killing all those robots...!

Nezu: (stares at paper) ...Shit, you right!

Hagakure: Yeah!

*ACCEPTED*

*VALEDICTORIAN*

*SOMEONE'S BESTGIRL DESPITE NOT HAVING A PERSONALITY*

"Imagine that's actually how she was accepted," Miriam joked.

"It's... not," Aizawa muttered.

Brian shrugged. "I didn't expect it was."

"Wow, desperate to be relevant to the group much, Brian?" Stewie whispered with a scoff.

Narrator: Fall in love with an ensemble cast of characters with such likeable designs and personalities that people forget they're 15 and it's really creepy to sexualize them please stop–

"AYO—"

"Huh?"

"W-what?"

"I'm sorry?"

"Who the fuck would-?"

"WHOMEST-?"

"The hell did they say?"

"Uh."

"WAIT, WHAT?"

Aizawa looked pissed. "Lou, who does this?"

"Like half of the not-minor part of the fandom," they answered honestly. "And it's mostly the girls, because... sexist cishet men. Why?"

His eyes went red. Literally. "This was a problem in our world, and I don't want it to extend anywhere else. If anyone so much as tries to lay a finger on any of my students in a way that I don't like, they will suffer the consequences. Am I clear?"

The room went silent, collectively nodding, knowing he was dead serious.

Narrator: Meet Deku's friends from class 1-A:

*Interplanet Janet* (Uraraka)

Uraraka laughed. "STOP."

*Initial D* (Iida)

Tenya went on a rant: "If this reference is what I think it is, then I won't deny it makes some semblance of sense, but..."

Lou quietly wheezed, never having read the manga but being forced to Google-search it for the reaction.

*Slip-and-Slide* (Ashido)

Ashido wheezed. "OH MY GOD YES."

*Easy Make Oven* (Yaoyorozu)

*All Frogs Go to Heaven* (Asui)

*Gunpowder Gelatine, Dynamite–* (Bakugo)

"Yeah, that's pretty much Bakugo," Kirishima said.

Explody boi huffed and shrugged with an eyeroll in response.

*–With a Laser Beam* (Aoyama)

"...guaranteed to blow your mind?" Brian quoted.

Lou smirked. "ANYTIME!"

Peter began quietly 'heh'ing the rest of the song's chorus.

*Caught on Tape* (Sero)

Sero made finger guns because... reasons. "Eyyyy...!"

*Not on Tape* (Hagakure)

"...ok, that was pretty good," Sans said with a chuckle.

Papyrus narrowed his eyesockets at the pun.

*Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu* (Kirishima)

"We have similar Quirks, I'll give you that," Kiri said, "but Tetsutetsu and I aren't exactly the same!"

"I'm savoring a first and last taste of freedom before getting married next week," Lou sarcastically quoted, nobody understanding the reference. "To a total stranger! At least you're not an indentured servant. Indentured servant? IF I WANT TO HAVE MY BREAKFAST HOT—"

*Two Birds, One Hero* (Tokoyami)

*Animal Crossing* (Sato)

*Dammit, how do these things always get so tangled?* (Jiro)

"Yeah, that actually happens to Jiro-san a LOT," Denki confirmed. "Annoys the hell out of her, apparently."

"I can't imagine how much that must suck," Undyne said.

*That's rough, buddy* (Todoroki)

Shoto took a sudden interest in his shoes as Deku's gaze was drawn to the scar over his friend's left eye.

*Oh, uh...ew* (Shoji)

*Soda* (Koda)

*OJ* (Ojiro)

*Purple Stuff* (Mineta)

Narrator: AND–

*tWo KiNdS Of sUnNy D* (Kaminari)

"It's so sad that I still remember that commercial," Lois sighed in mom.

Narrator: Now it's time to introduce Class 1-B! *hysterical laughter* I'm just kidding, they don't matter...

"Class 1-B is a group of aspiring heroes just like us!" Iida exclaimed. "We have the same goal, and they matter as much as we do!"

"They kinda suck, though," Kaminari muttered, getting snickers from most of the Bakusquad.

"Kaminari! That's even less polite!"

"Dunce face has a point," Bakugo said.

"Not a very based one, no!" Iida protested.

Aizawa shrugged. "He does."

Iida was struck silent by his teacher, whilst the rest of his class stifled laughs.

Narrator: Follow Class 1-A through all their adventures! Like, the time the League of Villains shows up, the time the League of Villains shows up, and the time the... League of Villains... shows up... huh...

"they just don't leave you alone, do they?" Sans asked

Class 1-A collectively sighed and shouted, "NO."

Narrator: Can they defeat dastardly villains, like Bad Touch Man (Shigaraki), and this girl who looks like she's on the verge of climaxing (Toga)?!

"WHILE I AM FASCINATED BY THIS SOCIETY OF SUPERPOWERED HUMANS," Papyrus said, "THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS ARE... QUITE SCARY."

Deku dryly laughed. "Yeah... I'd say 'scary' is an understatement."

Narrator: Not to mention the raw excitement that is: teenagers decorating their dorm rooms. And the unparalleled drama of: unpaid internships.

"Wow, so fun," Miriam said sarcastically.

"Unpaid internships; the peak of drama and entertainment," Peter added.

Lou made yet another song reference. "Who needs a coffee, 'cause I'm doing a run..."

Narrator: Every arc focuses on a different aspect of hero society, and how maybe they shouldn't keep giving UA millions of dollars to build these fake cities as training grounds, especially if the school keeps killing the children.

Stewie' eyes lit up. "This just got a lot more interesting..."

"Wait, the school is killing its students?" Lois asked, stunned.

"Villain attacks," Aizawa clarified. "We've done nearly everything in our power as UA staff to increase our security and create a safe environment for our students."

Narrator: Say, if those two characters shared a single frame of screen time together, ship 'em!

Ship them! (Inko x Nezu)

Midoriya almost started crying.

Ship those! (Yaoyorozu x Jiro)

Mina gasped. "I FUCKING KNEW IT!"

Ship everyone! (Present Mic x Aizawa)

Aizawa did the last thing anyone expected; hid subtly his face in his capturing-weapon-scarf-thing, hiding a faint blush.

"It's got the Way Too Energetic Extrovert Optimist x Dead Inside Softie Introvert Realist dynamic," Lou said. "I'm a sucker for that kind of ship."

"New OTP," Uraraka muttered.

"Oh yeah," Ashido agreed.

"Much yes," Kaminari memed.

Everyone should kiss everyone! (Endeavor x #2)

Todoroki quietly nose-laughed, fighting back a fairly obvious grin.

Narrator: Except the one who wants to kiss everyone (Mineta)... He shouldn't kiss anyone.

"Agreed," Midoriya, Iida, Uraraka, Todoroki, Bakugo, Ashido, Kaminari, Kirishima, Sero, and Aizawa all said in unison.

Narrator: Bad Touch probably also shouldn't kiss anyone, because his lips seem... pretty chapped.

The few members of Class 1-A who had previously encountered Shigaraki visibly cringed.

"Ew, he looks so... crusty," Meg said.

Lou smirked. "Musty dusty crusty rat."

Narrator: Not a lot has actually happened in My Hero Academia, but the pacing's so good and so well executed that it keeps you interested regardless.

"RIP Iida, though," Kaminari said in reference to the short animation playing out onscreen.

Narrator: And you can't deny how fun it is to imagine your own superhero with their own unique Quirk!

Presentation Michael: The persnickety hero, Typo! His Quirk: Nitpick!

Typo: ACTUALLY, the author has confirmed how several of the students passed the entrance exam, even without flashy Quirks, such as Mineta gunking up the robots with his sticky balls.

Peter did the Peter laugh.

"Yes," Lou said with a sigh. "Mineta's big, sticky, purple balls."

"*Peter laugh intensifies*."

Presentation Michael: His weakness? Not having any friends!

"Despite its rather... random method of presentation, the video gave a decent overview of our universe," Iida said.

"That was... actually pretty funny," Undyne said.

"Y-yeah," Alphys agreed. "This Boku no Hero universe w-would make a really cool plot for a m-manga or anime."

Lou's eyes narrowed. "Right... manga. Anime."

"welp, that wasn't suspicious at all," Sans said.

"So, our universe should be next, right?" Priya said.

"Yeppers!" Lou exclaimed. "Last, but certainly not least is Mei, Miriam, Abby, and Priya's universe: Turning Red. And I've saved this one for last, since it doesn't have a video, but instead a full feature-length film!"

And so, the group watched Turning Red, getting lost in the plot and its inspiring message, adoring the animation at its high points – whether meme, anime parody, or just generally beautiful visuals – and overall having a good time. Many in the reaction room laughed or cried whenever the plot took a turn, whether dark, bittersweet, or fun. Everything