"So.. The participants who are going to the next round are..", Brahma Dev said.
"Vasudev Krishna, Gandivdhari Arjun, Yudi the cutie and finally the most unfortunate..."

Arrey gadbad ho gayi..
Arre seeti baj gayi...

"Ah.. I mean the most unexpected Duryodhan."

Sid stood giving Asim death glares.

Paras and Mahira stood together holding hands.
"Ek baar karne de na..", Paras said.
"Nehi!"
"Kyu? Teri mummy nehi hai yaha!", Paras said.
"Uff! Mummy toh maximum chappal phek ke marengi! Yeh Swargvasi toh shrap aur apna Swapple wala phone phek ke marenge.", Mahira said.

Paras looked around.

"Ha.. Baat toh sahi hai.", he said. // credits to @Am25maiti

Uttar stood beside Rashmi.
"Hello.", he said.
"Yes?", she asked.
"Erm.. My name is Uttar. I'm Uttara's big brother. I think I like you.", he said just the way Abhimanyu had taught him.
She looked at him confused for a while and said.
"Yeah.. Okay."

And all his plan was in the drain.

"So..the next task for Draupadi's swayamwar will be Pyaar ki Talwar. There is a sword kept in between the Barf Sarovar which can only be picked by one people.

Four of you will have to pass through the dangerous terrain given to you. For Vasudev it will be fire, for Arjun it will be icy cold water with dangers, for Yudi it will be the desert and for Duryodhan it will be the gravity less space. "

V

asudev looked at Niyati who stood afar looking at him with a cryptic smile. Radha was still angry on him.. Things around him seem to be crumbling down but he was helpless.

" Kyu? ", he asked.
" When you can play with human lives, why can't I with yours?", came the straightforward reply.

The four of them headed to their respective terrain.

"Arya.. Its going to be dangerous.",Draupadi said holding Arjun's hand.
"Don't you worry Panchali. I'll pass anything for you.", he said confidently.
"I have a bad feeling about this."

"

Don't worry my cutie.. Everything's gonna be okay!", he said hugging her tightly.
"Ha.. Ha.. Nice way of diverting my mind, Arya.", she said hugging him back.

Dard Dilon ke..
Kaam ho jaate..

Karn was sitting and drinking as Duryodhan consoled him.
"It's okay Mitra Karn. I'll win her and then we can share."
Karn looked at him irritably.
"What is she? A pizza that we can share?! Moreover Madhav has stopped Pizza because of Modiji's made in India!"

Vasudev stood silently.

The reason behind this task was to give people some Arjun Draupadi content.
Yes.
It was planned that Arjun would win this task.
Obviously.

" Well, it's my job to screw people's plans. ", He heard Niyati.
" I wish I could put you inside a box and drown you in the ocean.", Vasudev replied.
"Ah.. Days are coming when Radha will do that to you.. Oh.. Its so painful, won't it be Krishna?", she said as he sighed.

The siren rang.

Madhav plunged into his realm.

He was in a burning forest, and fire around him.
"Now plunge into the danger you created Krish.", he heard Niyati say.

Arjun found himself into the deep sea. Sea creatures did swim around him, but they did not hurt him or attack.
He looked around confused, but started swimming forward.

Yudhishtir found himself in a desert, hot and never ending. But for Panchali he was ready to run.

Duryodhan found himself in space. He could see the Barf sarovar several kilometres ahead but movement was difficult. He hit his hand and legs, but nothing happened.

The Barf Sarovar glistened magnificently and at its centre was the sword.

...

"Niyati, why are you doing this!", Niyat asked.
Niyati was watching Totka videos on how to become rich instantly.
"Hubby dear, watching Pokémon and Shinchan all day will not give you the ideas of how to get things your way."

"I don't want to get it my way! But look at Vasudev. He preserves the universe and you are doing all of this to him?"

"Ah.. Because he had said that favourism is bad but yet he favoured Arjun purposely in this task. So, he must pay."

Niyat fell silent.
But he knew, no one could save Vasudev.
..

Fire was dangerous.
Madhav fell onto the platform from the realm coughing.
"Agni Dev.. I'm going to cut your salary for two yugs.", he said coughing.

He slowly stood up and looked around.

There was no one.

"Why is Arjun not here? His realm was the easiest!", he thought when he suddenly felt his legs losing control.
They automatically pulled him towards the sword.

"No! NIYATI STOP IT! You're making me do a big blunder! Don't!", he shouted desperately as his hand raised itself automatically.

"NO!", He heard Arjun who tried to run bit slipped and fell.

"NO! NIYATI...", there was silence.
An ear splitting silence.

The sword was raised.

"So..", Brahma Dev's voice trembled.
"The winner is Vasudev Sri Krishna..."

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