*Warning* This may have some horror transformation...if we're following The Thing rules.  So, if you choose to not heed this warning, don't go suing me, alright?

"You really went too far Maggie...you turned everyone into perfect copies of you!"  Lincoln said, with Lisa not too far behind.

"I'm sorry...but I've come too far!  Luan is my best friend, even if I can't stand with her like you can with me."  said Emo girl said.

*flashback to 17:55*

It was just barely 18 hours ago that the 'infection' spread through Royal Woods.  Because it wasn't an infection...more like a transformation, messily to be exact.  For one, Lisa bore witness to Lynn Jr. turning into said emo while she was playing ball inside the house.

The assimilation was simple enough.  A speck of Maggie's blood was all it took, because of said ball which hit her cutting her lower lip, angering her, and starting a fight.  Sure Lynn was strong, but Maggie had the size advantage, and she exploited it in the craziest way possible!

*thud*

"Get your-off me!" Lynn said defeated by her opponent's size.

"Your sister has issues...'cept Luan, and maybe Lincoln." Maggie said.

"Miss Maggie, I need your help to test something..." Lisa said.

"Okay, but you're cutting into my puppet time with Luan..." Maggie said wanting this to be over with.  "And stop narrating my emotions, that's creepy!"

"Never!" I said with a smug grin.  "Anyway, I have a beaker full of pink lemonade, and-"

"And you carry that inside a fridge!?  What if they mistake one of your beakers like that!?"  Maggie snarled.

"Her reaction was the only the start, cause after the solution was poured into a glass and she drank it, it was the beginning of the end."  Lisa narrated.  "Lynn was the first victim, cause of course she wanted a rematch. Her mutation was a painful 10 minutes.

She described it as if she was being torn apart from the inside.  The worst part was that her personality remained, but the Lynn as we 'knew her' was gone, replaced with a Maggie body...

"The transformation was akin to a certain movie in the John Carpenter movie, but without the tentacles and extra teeth.  But there was definitely some warping voices there." Lisa narrated as she recalled her older sports sister's 'restructuring'.

"It was like watching her shed skin and muscle only to be replaced with a much larger frame.  It was fascinating, but horrifying!  Like a train wreck that is EyeTube drama comments."  Lisa continued narrating.

"Lola screamed like crazy when she saw the last few bits of Lynn's final changes.  As if on cue the newly reborn 'Lynn-Maggie rushed her in a frenzy, saying "you gotta try this!"  in the most disturbing voice ever heard by my ears...

"I'm sure you can guess what happened next with the family, and eventually the town, within the remaining 16 hours since then?"  Lisa asked as the infected Maggie imitations already taken over Royal Woods and set their sights on the rest of Michigan.

"Yes...I'm-I'm sorry." Maggie Prime said.

"Oh wow, we ARE f**ked!"  Lincoln remarked.

(oof, hated to end this on a cliffhanger, but...you know how it is sometimes with me.  To sum it up, the family got infected, Lisa partially got it bad but not as bad as the rest of the family, guess how the others got infected?  Go on, I leave the answers to you.  All Saints Day is tomorrow.  Sooo...not sure if one knows how to celebrate it.)