LIGHT ELEMENT USERS VS DARK ELEMENT USERS (JOKES)

LIGHT ELEMENT USERS

DARK ELEMENT USERS

AESOP'S FABLES

AESOP'S FABLES

When a wise Light Element User falls into a pit, he sleeps at the bottom of the pit and laughs at the Dark Element Users at the surface of the pit because he knows that over time the pit will fill up and he will climb out.

Typical Dark Element User, when he falls into the same pit, he tries to dig himself out of it and transforms the pit into a grave.

CONSERVATION

CONSERVATION

When a wise Light Element User takes a walk in the forest, he makes a lot of noise because he knows there are Wild Animals in his blindspots. His noise alerts the Hawks in the trees who fly off. The sound the Hawks make as they fly off alerts any snakes in the grass that there are Hawks in the area and the snakes flee. Then, the Conservationist is safe.

Typical Dark Element User, when he takes a walk in the forest, he goes stealth mode. The snakes bite and devour him, the Hawks devour the snakes and the entire situation becomes a three way buffet.

ASTRONOMY

ASTRONOMY

When a wise Light Element User wants to visit a foreign planet, he sends a delegate/herald in the form of an unmanned machine to raise the lowlands, make low the highlands and level the plains. The herald studies the culture of the planet and reports to him so that he is prepared for all forms of surprises.

Typical Dark Element User, when he wants to visit a foreign planet, he sends an invasion fleet and encounters Reptilians. When he returns, all he is left with is trauma in the form of Nightmares.

LAW

LAW

When a Light Element User living in 4000B.C says "1+1=2", even in 2019 A.D, that law holds true.

Typical Dark Element User, when he says "1+2=4" in 4000BC, just wait till 3999BC for that law to change.

When a Light Element User presides over the Supreme Court, the defendant is always innocent until proven guilty.

Typical Dark Element User, when he presides over the Supreme Court, the defendant is always guilty until proven innocent.

SCIENCE

SCIENCE

A Light Element User propounds a theory, "An Assumption today, might become a fact tomorrow but an illusion today is forever an illusion".

Typical Dark Element User, when he tries to quote the Light Element User he says "An illusion today is always a fact".

PROGRAMMING

PROGRAMMING

When a Light Element User writes a program, the Code may be flawed but the program will always run.

Typical Dark Element User, when he writes a program, the Code will be perfect, but the program will never run.

When a Light Element User tries to create a Black Hole, it always results in a Miracle.

Typical Dark Element User, when he tries to create a Miracle, it always results in a Black Hole.

SAILING (CODE OF ADMIRALITY)

SAILING (CODE OF ADMIRALITY)

When a Light Element User who is a Pirate sails the Oceans and is attacked by the United Royal Naval Airforce, he raises the Jolly Roger and all Pirates in the vicinity come to his aid.

Typical Dark Element User, when he is attacked by the United Pirate Fleet, in the first place he has no Flag so when he tries to raise one, the face of Death becomes manifest.

SUPERSTITION

SUPERSTITION

When a wise Light Element User tells a typical Dark Element User, "Don't go fishing on Tuesdays" the Light Element User may go fishing on Tuesdays. He will always encounter a merman with the head of a man and the tail of a fish.

When a typical Dark Element User goes fishing against the advice of the Wise Light Element User, he encounters a merman with the head of a fish and the tail of a man. Tell me if you haven't seen Death himself.

PROVERBS

PROVERBS

Wise Light Element Users, their Nonsense always makes sense.

Typical Dark Element User, their wisdom never makes sense.

CHARITY

CHARITY

When a Light Element User loses something, it always results in a gain.

Typical Dark Element User, when he gives something, it always results in a loss.

MEDICINE

MEDICINE

When a Light Element User gives a patient a bitter pill, it always results in Healing.

Typical Dark Element User, when he gives the patient a sweet pill, it always results in Death.

WAR

WAR

When Light Element Users go to War, they ride on horses and defend a City.

Typical Dark Element Users, when they go to War, they ride in horses and cause the downfall of a City.

REFLECTION

REFLECTION

When a Light Element User looks into the Mirror, his reflection is always laterally inverted.

Typical Dark Element User, when he looks into the Mirror, there is no difference between him and his reflection.

SEASON'S GREETINGS

SEASON'S GREETINGS

Merry Christmas to y'all Light Element Users.

To y'all Dark Element Users, Happy Easter.