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3rd POV

After slaying Umbrasyl the Hope Devour, they return to Westruun and decided to rest and recover from their exhaustion. The girls went to clean themselves while the boys are resting by the ruined tavern exhausted.

Vax: (Groan.) Who would've thought it took everything to kill a dragon and we ended up exhausted from all that traveling.

Grog: I need ale.

Scanlan: Are you kidding? I smell like I was in someone's giant anus.

Vax: Technically speaking we kinda were.

Scanlan: Oh, I almost forgot about that.

Percy: We're exhausted and we all smell terrible. I don't think I can withstand another minute of all this sweat.

Scanlan: I just want to go take a shower right now. Too bad the ladies couldn't allow it with them.

Vax: You're embarrassing us...

YN: Boys, boys. I know exactly what we need for the smell.

Grog: Ale?

YN: Nope. What we truly need to stand against the smell is some Old Spice.

YN pulls out a box of Old Spice to show it to the boys of the group.

Vax: (Confused.) Old Spice?

Grog: (Confused.) Uh, how old is it and how spicy is it?

Percy: I don't think that's what he means?

Scanlan: Kinda sounds like a dumb name though.

YN: Perhaps, but dumb name or not, its for the smell. (Smiles.) And let me tell you the story of it as my mentor told me of it.

After singing, everyone was impressed to hear how it deals with the smell.

Percy: I must say, that is something that even nobles wouldn't get.

Scanlan: (Smirk.) Now that is something that would attract the ladies. 

YN: It is the blessing of the gods.

Vax: So long as it removes our smell. I'll take it.

???: Huh, this doesn't taste spicy.

The boys slowly turn towards grog who's eating it with his mouth cover in deodorant remains and holds out the last one as he notice them staring at them.

Grog: (Gulp.) I was gonna share.

Vax: ....

Percy: ....

YN: ....

Grog: ....

Scanlan: ....I'M TAKING THAT LAST ONE!

Grog: No! Its mine!

Vax: Get him! 

The boys pile at Grog and they all fight for the last Old Spice. YN is grabbing Grog from behind and Scanlan is biting Grogs ankle while Percy and Vax are holding Grogs arms. Soon the girls arrive after the bath and see the boys trying to kill each other.

Vex: (Scoff.) Boys...

Pike: I thought they said they were exhausted.

Vex: It appears not.

Keyleth: (Worried.) Uh, should we stop them from killing each other?

Vex: We could, but We just got out of the bath. I don't want to have my hair dirty because of them.

Pike: I'm sure they'll sort this out sooner or later.

The girls leave to their rooms while the boys continue to fight over the last Old Spice.