@PanicMyFallinFandoms requested: MeenahxAreana

DAVE: this one is all you karkat.
DAVE: go crazy.
DAVE: knock em dead.
DAVE: have fun in other words.

KARKAT: THANKS DAVE, FOR THOSE REALLY UNNECESSARY YET SURPRISINGLY NICE WORDS OF SEMI-ENCOURAGEMENT.
KARKAT: WE ALL KNOW WHAT I THINK OF MEENAH, AND IF YOU DON'T I'LL REPEAT MYSELF.
KARKAT: SHE'S PRETTY COOL, I RESPECT HER OLDER SELF AND SHE SEEMS LIKE A FINE TROLL.
KARKAT: AS FOR AREANA...EHHH....
KARKAT: SHE KIND OF REMINDS ME OF KANKRI IN A WAY.
KARKAT: NOT THAT SHE'S A WANNABE SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR BUT THAT SHE LOVES TO PRETTY MUCH TALK FOR HOURS ON END EVEN WHEN IT'S PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS THAT THE OTHERS JUST WANT TO LEAVE BUT CAN'T BECAUSE SHE WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP.
KARKAT: SHE'S PRETTY OBSESSED WITH THE SIGNLESS TOO, WHICH IS WEIRD. FOR ME.
KARKAT: SHE ALWAYS WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THE SIGNLESS AND *ONLY* THE SIGNLESS.
KARKAT: SHE HAS AN IRON NECKLACE OF MY SIGN AND IT'S KIND OF REALLY EMBARRASSING.

DAVE: maybe thats why kankri doesnt wear his clothes with his sign on it.

KARKAT: POSSIBLY.
KARKAT: ANYWAY, PERSONALLY I CAN SORT OF SEE MEENAH AND AREANA WORKING...I'VE SEEN THEM INTERACTING A COUPLE TIMES AND THEY SEEMED TO HAVE BEEN PRETTY CLOSE.
KARKAT: AREANA EVEN DROPPED A FEW SHITTY FISH PUNS "ON ACCIDENT".
KARKAT: SO THEY MIGHT BE GOOD TOGETHER.
KARKAT: MAYBE MORESO IN THE PALE QUADRANT THAN THE FLUSHED QUADRANT. OR MAYBE EVEN PITCH!
KARKAT: MEENAH COULD FIND AREANA'S STORIES BOTING AND AREANA COULD BE ANNOYED BY MEENAH'S PUNS AND BOOM!! A PITCH RELATIONSHIP.
KARKAT: IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA. SO DOES THE PALE ONE BECAUSE THE TEO OF THEM ARE ALREADY PRETTY CLOSE FRIENDS.
KARKAT: MEENAH AND AREANA JUST SEEM WELL TOGETHER, WHETHER IT BE ROMANTICALLY OR PLATONICALLY.