@Im_kinda_tired requested: JohnDave

DAVE: ....

KARKAT:.....

DAVE: ....wow this is uncomfortable.
DAVE: you can legit cut the uncomfortableness with a knife.
DAVE: thats how uncomfortable this is.

DAVE: alrighty, guess im gonna have to do most of the talking here...
DAVE: now i will admit that when i was younger i had a tiny lil crush on jkhn but that went away pretty quick.
DAVE: now i think of him as a friend and ONLY a friend.
DAVE: johns my best bro, my very best bro. hes like the little brother i never had.
DAVE: hes a great dude, even if he is a bit too...
DAVE: well, yknow, oblivious.
DAVE: but hes a great guy nonetheless!
DAVE: im glad i get to call him my best friend.
DAVE: but yeah, the possibility of me EVER liking john again is...gone.
DAVE: no more romantic feelings for john. at all. we can kiss those goodbye.
DAVE: i dont wanna make him feel weird knowing that hes dating my mom-- roxy, and that i got a huge gay crush on him.
DAVE: itd be even more weird and awkward than this!
DAVE: but yeah, no more romantically liking John.

KARKAT: I CAN SEE YOU AND JOHN AS PALE, IF JOHN WERE TO EVER REALLY "CONSIDER QUADRANTS."
KARKAT: YOU TWO ARE PRACTICALLY ALREADY PALE, YOU JUST NEED TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL!!
KARKAT: THEN AGAIN, HUMAN CULTURE IS DIFFERENT AND BEING SOMEONE'SBEST FRIEND IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING.

DAVE: yeah okay other than pale john and i wont ever really be "together"
DAVE: like i said, its weird and hes like a brother.
DAVE: i dont date my brothers.
DAVE: thats incest and i dont roll that way.