@2olluxFuckiingCaptor requested: EquAra

DAVE: okay im going to be the immature, twelve year old bastard and say this:
DAVE: ewwwwww theyre kissing.
DAVE: ...
DAVE: (just so you know i mean ew because hes kissing the robot.)

KARKAT: SIGH.
KARKAT: MUST YOU ALWAYS BE THIS STUPID?

DAVE: im only stupid around you.
DAVE: babe you make my mind turn to mush
DAVE: <3

KARKAT: I JUST ROLLED MY EYES SO FAR THAT I SAW MY OWN THINKPAN ROLLING ITS OWN METAPHORICAL EYES.
KARKAT: <3

KARKAT: OKAY, FUCK THIS SHIP.

DAVE: oh damn. straight to the point.

KARKAT: I AM NOTHING BUT BLUNT.
KARKAT: AT TIMES THAT IS.
KARKAT: BUT FUCK THIS SHIP!!!
KARKAT: FUCK IT IN ITS LITTLE ASSHOLE.

DAVE: pffft dude what the fuck.
DAVE: B')  lmao

KARKAT: WHAT??? THESE ARE MY TRUE FEELINGS!! THIS SHIP IS KIND OF..WRONG. LIKE, EQUIUS TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ARADIA!!!
KARKAT: OKAY, THIS IS WHERE PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE "WELL KARKAT THATS *YOUR* OPINION" AND YEAH, IT IS. SO DON'T GET YOUR FUCKING UNDER GARMENTS IN A TWIST.
KARKAT: YOU SEE, ARADIA WAS ALWAYS "OKAY" WITH THINGS. SHE WAS OKAY WITH THINGS SHE KNEW WERE BOUND TO HAPPEN. SO IT DIDNMT ACTUALLY MATTER TO HER.
KARKAT: THEN, EQUIUS MAKES HER A ROBOT BODY. HERE'S WHERE SHIT STARTS GOING DOWN THE LOAD GAPER.
KARKAT: EQUIUS JUST FUCKING ASSUMED ARADIA WOULD BE "OKAY" WITH HIM PRE-PROGRAMMING FEELINGS, *FLUSHED FEELINGS*, FOR HIM INTO ARADIA'S ARTIFICIAL HEART. ANY IDIOT WITH ONE TENTH OF S BRAIN KNEW THAT THAT WAS ONE: AN ASSHOLE MOVE AND TWO: ARADIA WAS ONLY COOL WITH THINGS SHE KNEW WOULD HAPPEN.
KARKAT: THIS WAS JUST HIM THINKING HE COULD GET AWAY WITH HIS GROSS FANTASIES!!
KARKAT: GOD I FUCKING HATE THAT PIECE OF SHIT BLUE BLOOD.

DAVE: damn.
DAVE: now i personally dont know the full story, obviously i wasnt here before their session so all i know is what karkat has told me but even so it does sound to me like the sweaty dude was taking complete advantage of aradias tendency to be "okay" with things.
DAVE: so yeah, ship is kind of...bad. but people have different interpretations and shit.

KARKAT: NO MATTER WHAT, IT'LL ALWAYS BE GROSS IN MY EYES.