I rear-ended a car This morning.  So there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car .  You know how sometimes you get soooo stressed and little things just seem so funny?  Yeah well I coundn't believe it............... he was a DWARF he stomed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!!'  So I looked down at him and said 'well which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started