Obito emailing Minato: dear sensei, I am so sorry I cannot make it to class today. I have caught myself

in a difficult predicament where I am not sure when I will be able to return to class any time soon. I am currently
in my room with a very large bug standing by my door, it's creepy and has wings so I am terrified to touch
it. I am at a clear disadvantage and I think it knows. I'm sorry, and please make my funeral nice.
Your student, Obito Uchihaeatsa$$.