[The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.]

Blitzo: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

[Y/N is shown to be out of his armor taking up a 1/3 of the backseat. Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers the place where his ears would be in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.]

Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]

Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

[A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-

[Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCK-4-LIFE".]

Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!

[Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]

Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

[The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.]

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!

[Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.]

Verosika: Blitz-o.

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...

[Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]

Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

[Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.]

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

[Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.]

Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".

[Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika.]

Blitzo: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.

[Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.]

Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...

Loona: *watching from the van* No way...

Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.

Blitzo: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!

Verosika: *removes her sunglasses* Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run...

Blitzo and Verosika: ...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!

Blitzo: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!

Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.

[Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.]

[Blitzo follows Verosika.]

Blitzo: HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna...

[A towering muscular Hellhound appears behind Blitzo and growls.]

Hellhound: You'll what?

Blitzo: *glances around and stutters in fear* Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call my new bodyguard.

Verosika: You have a bodyguard.......hmmpf I wonder what idiot what willingly work for you.

Blitzo: Actually he busted into my office looking for a job. Y/N GET OVER HERE!

[Y/N then steps out of the van with his sword in hand and his menacing glare. Vortex felt intimidated but Verosika had a look of lust on her face.]

Vortex: How the hell is the sword bigger than him........

Blitzo: I don't know man he's not normal.

Y/N: Blitz is there an issue?

Blitzo: Nope not anymore Y/N.

Y/N: Hmm ok.

Verosika: Regardless, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well.

[Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitzo off.]

Verosika: *looking back* Ta-ta, fuck stain.

Blitzo: Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.

[Y/N tries to move his neck and feels something on the crook of it. He picked it up and it was a note from Verosika that had a pink heart and miss mark on it.]

Y/N: *reading note in head* "Hey don't ask how I got this on you without you noticing but you look really really cute. How about you ditch that loser blitzo and come work for me? I can pay you better and give you a little extra on the side~" Huh....what an interesting incentive.

Loona: *kicks van door open and steps out* You know Verosika Mayday?!

Blitzo: Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated.

Millie: Was it before or after she became a pop star?

Moxxie: *opens the van door and steps out* You dated a pop star?!

Y/N: "Pop star?"

Blitzo: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Loona: Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?

Millie: It's you?

Moxxie: I just... *scratches his head* Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Blitzo: Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

Moxxie: You do that all the time, sir!

Millie: Come on, you kinda do that.

Loona: You totally do that.

[Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering.]

Millie: What was sex with her like?

Moxxie: *taken aback* Millie!

Millie: Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.

Moxxie: *about to scold Millie but changes his mind* ...Touché.

Blitzo: Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck. [tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side] Okay, Y/N, Loonie, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit.

[The scene cuts to Loona, Y/N, Moxxie and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward.]

Loona: Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!

[Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes.]

Blitzo: Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~

[Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.]

Loona: Shut UP, da—

[Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as "dad" and shoves him aside.]

Loona: Urgh! Blitzo!

[Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment.]

Loona: Oof! Oh. Woah...

[Vortex glances down at Loona. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzo then moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out.]

Blitzo: Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?

[Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room.]

Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper.

Blitzo: Oh, COME ON!

Vortex: *scoffs* Sorry, man.

[Vortex walks away.]

Blitzo: *mutters* Oh, no you don't, bitch.

Moxxie: Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone...

[Blitzo tunes Moxxie out with a glare.]

Moxxie: In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-

Blitzo: Moxxie, shut the fuck up!

Moxxie: *heads over to Verosika's office* Alrighty, then.

[Moxxie pushes open the doors and goes inside. The silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.]

Moxxie: Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-

Coco: *points to Moxxie* Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!

Moxxie: Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I—

Josh: Want a kissy, little guy?

Moxxie: A kind offer, but... I'm married.

[The gang of demons surround Moxxie.]

Verosika: Hey... why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick... boss?

[The demon silhouettes bare their fangs over Moxxie to sexually assault him.]

Moxxie: *screams* Don't touch that!

[Blitzo races and presses his hands against the window.]

Blitzo: Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!

[Moxxie races back into the hall, panting with his back against the door. He walks past them, battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.]

Moxxie: *stuttering and shaken* I... I gotta go lie down... now.

[Moxxie falls face-first onto the ground offscreen.]

Blitzo: Oh, this won't STAND!

[Blitzo kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice.]

Blitzo: ALRIGHT, CU*bleep* THAT'S IT!

[Blitzo stomps toward Verosika.]

Blitzo: If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge! *to himself* Fuck, I said that twice.

Kiki: Mmmm... Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?

Verosika: *chuckles* I think he is!

[Verosika leans in toward Blitzo.]

Verosika: What's the game then, Blitz-o?

Blitzo: Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day.

[The succubi laugh. Blitzo glares in determination. They stop laughing.]

Verosika: Oh, you're serious?

[She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper].

Verosika: Game on... bitch.

[Later at I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.]

Blitzo: Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients.

[The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzo, Loona, Millie, Moxxie and Y/N standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.]

Blitzo: We portal up.

[Blitzo drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.]

Blitzo: We have our fun murder time as per usual.

[The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns].

Blitzo: We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe.

[The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads "S.S. Cum Gutter".]

Blitzo: We push said canoe into some water.

[Blitzo drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.]

Blitzo: We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!

[Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.]

Blitzo: They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet...

[The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.]

Blitzo: We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face...

[The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.]

Blitzo: Do you have... any questions? *throws pointer stick through a window*

Y/N: I have a question.

Blitzo: Yes Y/N?

Y/N: Why was that plan so lackluster?

Moxxie: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?

Blitzo: *walks over to Moxxie* That wasn't a question.

Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.

Blitzo: *puts a hand around Moxxie* I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.

Moxxie: A what now?

Blitzo: I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you *begins poking Moxxie in the chest* talentless baby dicked troll?!

Moxxie: *climbs onto table in anger* Well, why don't you *points at Blitzo and points at him* take an art class?

Blitzo: *grabs Moxxie and throws him back in his chair* Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!

Loona: Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?

Blitzo: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!

[Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera.]

Y/N: Uhhh.......

Loona: Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along.

Blitzo: Wait, say that again.

Loona: I can... blend in...?

[Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitzo that she can disguise herself.]

Millie: Do you have a human disguise?

Loona: Yeah. Don't you?

[The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.]

Loona: You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!

Blitzo: Okay, new plan!

[Blitzo quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them.]

Blitzo: Loonie and Y/N can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?

Millie: Flawless logic.

Loona: You do realize that not only does Y/N not look human like at all. But he's also not of average human characteristics.

Blitzo: Explain

Loona: Ugh *groans* Look at him. This is what he looks like without his massive sword or armor. He still has red and purple coursing through his veins he has red eyes and an entire hole in his neck. Don't even get started on his abnormal physical strength and his height. He is not an average human.

Blitzo: Well suck it up because we're taking him along regardless.

Loona: *facepalms while groaning*

Blitzo: So we ready?

Moxxie: I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!

Blitzo: I got that covered, Mox.

[Later, Blitzo puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and horses. Blitzo walks to Moxxie.]

Blitzo: Now... we wait.

Moxxie: Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!

[Moxxie and Blitzo look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzo strolls toward the other demons.]

Blitzo: Now, who's first?

[The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax and talk. Blitzo, Moxxie, Y/N, Millie and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.]

Blitzo: Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?

[Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.]

Loona: Got it.

[Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock.]

Blitzo: Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look...downright awful!

Moxxie: Y/N you ready?

Y/N: Ready.

[Loona glares at Blitzo.]

Blitzo: I am so proud. Now, fetch!

[Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof. He gives Loona a thumbs up.]

[In the next shot, a blonde man runs to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitzo. On a rooftop, a brown haired man leans in to kiss Loona, but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Blitzo kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head.]

[Y/N then walks around in his attire and attracts multiple women who have lustful looks on their faces. He lures them into an alleyway where he and Blitzo slaughter all the women that followed him.]

[Blitzo and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.]

Blitzo: That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many--

Verosika: Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!

[The audience cheers. A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.]

Fan boy: Verosika!

Verosika: This is your final boarding call. All aboard~

[Verosika launches into "Vacay to Bonetown". "Fuck you Blitzo" appears on the screens. Blitzo growls like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth.]

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Verosika: ♫ Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town. ♫

[The humans make out with others around them, they kiss, hug, and grind on each other. A disguised Milky shows a human a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it as several other succubi and incubi grin and sneak up on the humans as Verosika continues singing.]

Verosika: (off-screen) ♫ V-time, free time, baby, relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D. ♫

Blitzo: God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!

[A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitzo.]

Blitzo: *points to vomiting man* He on the list, Loonie?

Loona: Huh? Yeah... I- I think so.

[A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage.]

Blitzo: Good!

[Blitzo takes out a red and black axe.]

Blonde man: Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun? *laughs*

Blitzo: (off-screen) Yeah... pretty cool, huh?

[Blitzo cleaves his head in half with the axe.]

Blitzo: But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where--...?

[Blitzo glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight. Her outline flashes. He panics.]

Blitzo: Wha-- Wha-- Wh-- [distraught, tears in his eyes] WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?!

Millie: *Points to the stage* Look!

[Loona is seen walking towards Vortex. Blitzo notices, and his fatherly dread quickly turns to seething anger. Loona checks her makeup as two men French