Attempt #1
Y/n: *Washing the dishes*
Karaku: *Comes in* Hey Wifey~
Y/n: Hey Hubby
Karaku: Washing those dishes again?
Y/n: Yea what else am I gonna do
Karaku: *Hugs her from behind* Hmm maybe lets do something together~
Y/n: Like what?
Karaku: Have fun in the bedroom~ *About to kiss her neck*
Y/n: *Blocks him* Yea no Karaku, I prefer washing these dishes
Karaku: Oh come on Wifey~ just one night please~
Y/n: No
Karaku: Please
Y/n: No
Karaku: Please!
Y/n: No đĸ
Karaku: Please! Please! Please! Pleaaaaaase!!
Y/n: No! No! No! No! No! đĸđĸđĸ
Karaku: Just one night!
Y/n: Karaku I swear I'm going to hit you with a god damn hammer if you don't leave đĸ
Karaku: I don't see a hammer-
Y/n: *Opens the cabinet and grabs the hammer* You were saying..?đĸđĸđĸ
Karaku: Uhhh Imma go, I forgot I have something to do đ
Y/n: Good đĸ
Karaku: *Leaves kitchen* It's only one night âĨīšâĨ
Y/n: *Sighs* I gotta thank Nakime for gifting me this in last Christmas
(Attempt #1 Failed)
Attempt #2
Y/n: *Chilling in the couch*
Karaku: *Puts arms around her neck from behind* Hey mommy~
Y/n: Hey- What the fuck ā˛ _ā˛
Karaku: What? Something wrong?~
Y/n: Karaku what the actual hell did you just called me ā˛ _ā˛
Karaku: Mommy of course~
Y/n: That's disgusting ā˛ _ā˛
Karaku: What do you mean? You're a mommy you know that?
Y/n: Karaku I'm telling thats the most disgusting pet name you ever gave me ā˛ _ā˛
Karaku: Whyyyyy it fits you!!
Y/n: No it doesn't you harlot now leave
Karaku: Why am I a harlot!
Y/n: Figure it by yourself harlot
Karaku: Wifey don't call me that! ToT
Y/n: Then don't call me mommy if you don't want me to call you a harlot đ
Karaku: âĨīšâĨ
(Attempt #2 Failed)
Attempt #3
Y/n: *Chilling in the tub* Ahhh nice and warm
Karaku: *Comes inside* Heyy
Y/n: Hey Hubby
Karaku: Mind if I~-
Y/n: No get out
Karaku: Wait why?
Y/n: That voice of yours is telling me something
Karaku: No its not-
Y/n: I can tell that you're plotting something
Karaku: Nooooo I'm not đ
Y/n: Get out
Karaku: I wanna bath with you!
Y/n: Na ah with that hint that you gave me it ain't happening bitch
Karaku: Fine! I was plotting something!
Y/n: See I knew it
Karaku: But how'd you know!?
Y/n: My ways, now get out
Karaku: No I'm coming in
Y/n: I swear to fucking god I'm going to hit you-
Karaku: With a hammer? *Holding the hammer* I don't think so~
Y/n: Bitch I'll claw you đĸ
Karaku: Eh I'm fine with it, at least I can see those milkers of yours~
Y/n: Oh my fucking god you're a harlot! đĸ
Karaku: Whatever, I'm coming in~
Y/n: LOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!
Karaku: Oh fuck don't call him!!
Y/n: LOVE HELP MEEEE!!!
Sekido: *Kicks the door* WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! DID SOMETHING ATTACKED YOU HONEY?!!!
Y/n: KARAKU IS AT IT AGAIN!!
Sekido: WHAT?! KARAKU YOU LITTLE BASTARD đĸđĸđĸđĸ
Karaku: Uhh hey Aniki đ
Sekido: FUCK OFF *Summons his staff* đĸđĸđĸ
Karaku: OH FUCK *Gets out of the bathroom and runs away*
Sekido: GRRR AIZETSU, UROGI, ZOHAKUTEN GO KILL KARAKU HE WAS ABOUT TO DO IT TO Y/N!!!! đĸđĸđĸđĸ
In The Living Room
Aizetsu: !
Zohakuten: Oh that fucking harlot..đĸ
Urogi: *Sigh* Karaku guess I'll have to betray you..
Back To The Bathroom
Sekido: *Closes door* You ok Honey?
Y/n: Yea I'm fine..
Sekido: *Goes up to her* He didn't touch you?
Y/n: Yea..I don't know why he wants to do it..
Sekido: Tsk he's a harlot that's all
Y/n: Heh yea..
Sekido: Want me to stay here? You know to protect you from him
Y/n: Yes please..
Sekido: Ok *Sits down and looks away*
Y/n: Heh you're such a gentleman sometimes
Sekido: Only for you
Y/n: and such a flirt
Sekido: *Chuckles* Whatever you say Honey
(Attempt #4 Failed and his ass got beat)
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