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Lando Norris

You: I had a dream about you.

LN: did you? How was it?

You: you cheated.

LN: ...

You: can you please tell me about it?

LN: tell you about what?

You: my dream!

LN: it was your dream.

You: oh now dream is my dream? Then who is Iolanda ?

LN: what Iolanda?

You: THAT BITCH YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME WITH!

LN: I-

You: I thought so.

LN: I swear you're getting more psycho each year I-

Nico Hulkenberg

You: I think we should date!

NH: do you want to?

You: I do! Now say something.

NH: let's do it.

You: R-Really?

NH: Of course! Now what?

You: I don't know! I-

You: usually they tell me no.

NH: Woman we are dating for 5 years!

You: are we?

Mick Schumacher

MS: must be talking to a lot of people, I don't understand why are you taking so long to reply to my freaking texts!

You: first of all, watch that mouth and those fingers! And no I'm not talking to no one besides you. I'm just eating.

MS: I wonder what

You: FOOD, Mick F-O-O-D!

You: what is wrong with you?!

Antonio Giovinazzi

AG: hey, you're okay?

You: it depends. I'm hungry, I'm cold, I have no money... Only you're missing here.

AG: Ah amore mio! You miss me?

You: no, Only you are missing here to complete my disgrace!

AG: I don't know why I'm dating you!

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Happy weekend guys🥳🥳