Happy Friday Midgardians! 

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Charles Leclerc

CL: you know what I wanted the most now?

You: What?

CL: being on my own, you know my natural habitat.

You: The trashcan?

CL: I- this is what I've been dealing with for all this time! Bullying

You: Shut up!

Daniel Ricciardo

DR: babe, is your dad an astronaut?

You: oh here it comes! You Know he is babe, why? Do I look like I'm out of this world?

DR: You do

DR: you legit look like an ET.

You: moth-.. You're still with this bomb ass ET tho asshole. Just saying.

Pierre Gasly

PG: who is Osama Bin Laden that destroyed the twin towers compared to you who completely destroyed my heart

You: we're literally dating for 100 years! now shut up and kiss me.

Max Verstappen

You: bro are we even still dating? Why are you ignoring me?

MV: I never ignored you! I was sleeping.

You: For 4 days straight?

MV: I was so tired.

You: :|

Lewis Hamilton

You: Lew babe, where are you?

LH: Kitchen, looking for a snack.

You: can you bring me sum water?

LH: in a glass?

You: No Lew, throw it on the floor and then bring it with the squeegee.

LH: I-

LH: you're gonna die thirsty.

Sebastian Vettel

SV: coming to pick you up in a few.

You: ookie dookie

You: Aksjsjjsjsjsjsksjjskshaiwb

SV: what is that?

You: it's just a laugh babe, everyone has been doing it.

SV: holy- a laugh? How do I do it?

You: just randomly press any 'key' on your keyboard babe.

SV: what do you mean?

You: exactly what I said babe. Press any button

SV: 2

You: I- LMAAAAO I'M DEADED!

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I hope every single one of you is doing well with your family and friends ❤ #staysafe #stayhome

PS: s/o to my therapist who has been haunting me daily for almost a month now! She's a genius and I hate her!