Dumb and Dumber part 1

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Girl 1 P.O.V
*Phone ringing*

Girl: Hello?
Random Guy: Hello there, would you like to go on a date with me this evening??
Girl: My name isn't There.
Random Guy: Yes or No?
Girl: No, because I going on a play date with a friend. Did you know about the new Zhu Zhu pet that just came out? Her name is Sprinkles and she is so cute!!
Random Guy: (*God, why am I even talking to her??*) Um......no??
Girl: HOW COME YOU DON'T??!! Zhu Zhu Pets are the most famous toys in the world!!
Random Guy: Look, I called you to ask if we could go on a date, not to talk about Zhu Zhu Pets. And maybe you should keep your drinking under control!
Girl: Can we go to that fancy Italian restaurant on Monday? I'm dying to meet that waiter who loves Hello Kitty!!
Random Guy: Ok. Bye!!
Girl: Bye!!

Time skip

The girl was waiting outside the restaurant. When would the guy come? She couldn't wait to meet the waiter! Suddenly, she felt someone press his lips against hers. The girl stood there, stunned. Someone had a crush on her! The guy pushed his lips away from hers and stared at her.
"Hello, I am the guy who wanted to go on the date. My name is Adrian. It's nice to meet you." Adrian said.
"Why did you kiss me you freakin' donut!!" The girl yelled.
"Shhhh, my ex is over there."
"So you kissed me because your ex is over there? I love you!!"
The girl pressed her lips against Adrian's. It felt very uncomfortable. It felt like his lips were made out of slime. She guessed that it was normal. They stood there for a long while. Eventually, the girl got bored and started thinking about her Zhu Zhu Pets. She longed for their soft fur and cute noises. She really wanted to go home! She felt Adrian's tongue making it's way into her mouth.

Yay!! I finally have a boyfriend! I love how we can stand here for ages kissing!! We have been standing here for a long time. I can hear everyone talking about us. I'm popular!! Everyone will know my name!!
Adrian pressed his lips away from hers. He lead the way to a table where another girl was sitting. She had black, untidy hair that reached the floor and blue eyes. She wore a green tunic with flowers on and a pair of torn shorts.
"This is another girl, she is my date. As you can see, she is a bit messy. She had another date just before this one, so she didn't have time to change." Adrian said.
"Hello, Another Girl, it's nice to meet you!" The girl said, shaking the other girls hand.
"Who are you?" The other girl asked.
"I'm Adrian's new girlfriend!"

"Can I have your orders please!" The waiter asked.
"I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A MARGHERITA PIZZA AND STRAWBERRY JUICE IN A HELLO KITTY CUP!!" The girl yelled.
The entire restaurant stared at her.
"Right, m'lady. And you two?"
"I want to order a double portion spaghetti bolognese to share with Adrian." The other girl said.
"We both want red wine." Adrian added.
"Right." He said, turning to the first girl. "Would you like to sit at another table? I don't think that you shoukd disturb their date."
"NOOOOOO! I AM NOT LEAVING MY BOYFRIEND TO BE KILLED BY A PSYCOPATH!!!" she yelled.
She threw some garlic bread that was on the table at the waiter. She felt the anger rise within her. She grabbed another piece of bread and threw it at Adrian and the girl. She went wild and pretty soon there was no garlic bread left. Nails dug into her skin and dragged her away from the table. She got thrown out of two doors and landed in the car park. She had been thrown out of the restaurant.

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