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"I realize I hurt your feelings...and I'm sorry...please come back...I never meant to do you harm......"

~Dipper
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⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Stan was on the phone with Dipper and Mabel's parents in the kitchen.

Stan: "Don't worry, your son and daughter are fine. Where're we staying? Uh, I put 'em up in this amazing four star hotel!"

A cockroach goes up in flames after touching a broken toaster wire. He then goes over to the fridge and opens it.

Stan: "What, uh, sure we got..." He then shakes a nearly empty carton of milk.

Stan: "...plenty to eat...." He lied and closes the fridge.

Stan: lRelax, if I thought I couldn't take care of these kids, I'd send them back right away. Uh huh, you too..." He then puts phone down.

Mabel: "Grunkle Stan, can we order pizza...?" She shouted from the living room.

Stan then checks his pockets only to discover they're empty and sighs.

⚠️{Gideon's POV}

I was in the Shack while Gideonland was under construction.

I was busy laughing at the fire place while examining Journal 2. Meanwhile, Gideon Jr. attempts to climb out the window, so I blew the whistle and stopped him.

Gideon: "You! Back to your corner!"

The pig then scampers to the corner and starts cringing and shivering.

My dad then appears with his sad clown painting of his.

Bud: "I've been meaning to ask you boy. Shouldn't you be celebratin' Gideonland instead of stickin' your head in that there book all day...?"

Gideon: "Father, have I ever told you the true nature of this book...?"

Gideon: "It was written many years ago by a brilliant unknown author who learned secrets too powerful for one man.

He hid his journals where he thought no one would ever find 'em..."

Gideon: "...because he knew that if the journals were ever bought together, they would unleash a gateway to unimaginable power..."

Gideon: "...codes and maps had led me to believe that the other book is buried somewhere on this very property, and I intend to find it!"

Bud: "So that's why you wanted the Mystery Shack..."

Gideon: "That's right, father, it's time to begin the search for the other journal!"

⚠️{Dipper's POV}

Mabel: "Go red car!"

Soos: "Go other red car!"

Dipper: "This would be a lot more fun with batteries......"

Soos moves the red car and it bumps the other red car out of it's place. Stan walks into the room and clears his throat.

Stan: "Kids, we've got to talk. Look I've been thinking and...I can't take care of you anymore. I don't have house or a job, the plan is, you're goin' home. Your bus leaves tomorrow, here are your tickets..."

Dipper: "...but Grunkle Stan, you can't give up!"

Soos: "Yeah dude, look at these faces!"He begins nudging Mabel.

Soos: "Be cuter Mabel! Your summer depends on it!"

Stan: "Look, I lost, okay? The best thing is for you to be with your parents. Sorry kids, Gideon won..." He places our and bus tickets on the table.

Stan: "...Summer's over......" He sadly said and walked away.

Soos: "Mr. Pines! Reconsider!!" He runs after him.

Dipper: "Mabel, that's enough. If Stan won't get our home back from Gideon, then we'll have to do it ourselves..."

Mabel: "Gideon may have the upper hand, but we have something he doesn't..."

Dipper & Mabel: "The Journal!/A grappling hook!" We shout simultaneously.

Mabel: "Oh....the Journal......" She began doing a little cheer.

⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Fenced off Mystery Shack}

Dipper: "Alright, the bus to take us out of Gravity Falls comes at sundown. If we wanna stay in town we've got to get past those guards, make it through the fence, and get Gideon to hand over that deed..."

Mabel: "Leave that to Mabel. Wa-chaw!"

She shoots the grappling hook and it hits a tree branches that ricochets towards me! It hits him in the face.

Dipper: "Ah! Now will you admit the grappling hook is useless...?"

Mabel: "Nope!"

Dipper: "Ok. What can we use to defeat Gideon? Let's see...Barf fairy...?"

Mabel: "Yeah!"

Dipper: "Nope. Butternut Squash with a Human Face and Emotions...?"

Mabel: "Yeah!"

Dipper: "Nope...."

Mabel: "Whoa, what's this...?"

Dipper: "I stared at this page for hours. It seems like a blueprint to build some kind of strange futuristic super weapon—"

Mabel: "BORING! To defeat those guards we need some kind of army..."

Dipper: "...wait a minute! An army! Mabel, that's it! The gnomes!"

Mabel: "Uhh......" She ervously tugs her sweater's collar.

⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Gravity Falls Woods}

Dipper: "I think this is their hiding spot..."

Mabel: "I wonder what Gnomes do out here all alone in the forest...?"

They scream when they see Jeff bathing in squirrels.

Jeff: "Do do do...." He sang to himself until he saw them.

Jeff: "Aah! This...this is normal. This is normal for Gnomes. Scrub scrub..." He scrubs his armpit with a squirrel.

My sister and I look at each other disgusted, and look back at Jeff.

Jeff: "Well, well, well. Look who came crawlin' back. Take five, Chris..." A squirrel jumps out of the tub.

Jeff: "You guys keep doin' what you're doin'. So, changed your mind about marryin' me, did ya Mabel...?"

Mabel: "Ew, hardly. We need your help. And seriously, ew!"

Jeff: "You want our help? After you left me at the alter? No dice!"

Mabel: "...but what if we were able to get you a new queen? One even more beautiful than me..."

Dipper: "Her name's Gideon, and she has lovely white hair..."

Jeff: "Whoa. Mature woman, huh? Hey Shmebulock, get my cologne!"

Shmebulock    the comes in.

Shmebulock: "Shmebulock!"

Jeff    Is: "Shmebulock all you can say...?"

The other Gnome then pauses.

Shmebulock: "Shmebulock......"

Jeff: "It's a deal!" He shakes hands with me.

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
{Greasy's Diner}

Stan: "Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest most expired apple cider you've got..." He said as he stared down at the counter and to

Soos: "Sure thing, Mr.Pines..."

Stan: "Soos? What are you doing here...?" He said as he looked up to him.

Soos: "Since The Mystery Shack shut down, I've had to take on a buch of part-time jobs. Grave digger, bus driver, really awesome cook..." He explained while cleaning a glass.

Soos: "...hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it...?" He runs into kitchen, and puts out fire with extinguisher as Stan sighed.

Stan: "You're a good man-child...Soos, but it's not lookin' good. This whole town loves Gideon and hates me. If only they knew how evil he really was!"

Soos then walks over to Stan, putting his hand on his shoulder.

Soos: "Hey, I'm here for you, dude..."

Stan: "The entire lower half of your body is on fire..." He pointed out.

Soos puts his hand on Stan's nose, then pats his arm as smoke emerges from his back.

Soos: "Shh, we're having a moment......"

⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Construction at the Mystery Shack}

Gideon: "Where are you Journal...?" Gideon takes shovel and starts to dig.

Gideon: "Where are you!"

Bud: "Boy, I hate to interrupt you, but you have some guests..."

Gideon: "What...?"

Dipper: "Give us the deed to the shack, Gideon, or else...."

Gideon: "Am I supposed to say, 'Or else what'...?"

Mabel: "Yes, you are supposed to say that..."

Mabel: "NOW!" She yelled.

Suddenly an army of gnomes surround Gideon

Dipper: "You're surrounded by an unstoppable gnome army, now give us back our deed and get off our property!"

Jeff: "...and let the marriage ceremony begin!"

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✖️Extra✖️

Mabel: When life gives you lemons—"

[Y/N]: You throw them back and say you don't want them..."

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