[private chat]

mushitaro:

who is oda
sorry if it sounds rude
or you don't feel nice while being reminded of him
i was curious
and i didn't want to ask any one of those weirdos
since you seem like the only normal one

ango:

oda sakunosuke
my ex husband
it's really interesting to see you ask
mushitaro oguri
since you've had the same situation

mushitaro:

how do you even know that

ango:

i have my own sources
that's my job
🐈

mushitaro:

creepy

though i couldn't care less
you don't seem like a bad dude i guess
not annoying at least

ango:

i don't have a life
that's why

mushitaro:

same
want to drink a coffe somewhere

ango:

it's three (3) am

mushitaro:

as if you don't have a cup of coffee beside you
or
as if you're planning to sleep

ango:

how do you know
alright though
i haven't gone out in a while also

mushitaro:

aight
see you in a coffee shop near that one gay bar

ango:

alright

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☆〜（ゝ。∂）

no_gender_just_swag: i'm tired of pretending that i haven't seen the tinder account chuuya-san and dazai-san made for threesomes

no_gender_just_swag: same with their secret r rated instagram account

my_names_sushi: what

no_gender_just_swag: the real question is

no_gender_just_swag: what the fuck are ango and mushitaro doing outside the gay bar

my_names_sushi: what

no_gender_just_swag: you disappoint me atsushi-kun

no_gender_just_swag: how does your gaydar not work

no_gender_just_swag: are we sure that you're queer

my_names_sushi: slander me all you want

my_names_sushi: but never insult my gayness

my_names_sushi: i'm literally dating your brother

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