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sherlock_but_fruitier:

sherlock_but_fruitier: karl says hi

raccoonboy: hi karl ♥︎

no_gender_just_swag: you two are way too cute to be in this gc

sherlock_but_fruitier: so is kenji-kun

no_gender_just_swag: he's the fucking sun

cows_cows_cows: hiiii

cows_cows_cows: ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

cows_cows_cows: may we play a game plssss?

my_names_sushi: if it's you who asks kenji-kun, of course

cows_cows_cows: (*^▽^*)

no_gender_just_swag: kiss marry kill?

gingergod: but for real this time

gingergod: @iwannadie oi shitbag, c'mere, we're playing a game

iwannadie: can't play without me, chibi?

iwannadie: thanks for inviting though, i'd be offended if y'all played without me 💔

gingergod: anytime you dickward

iwannadie: ❤︎︎('ε｀ )

gingergod: ╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮<3

no_gender_just_swag: what

no_gender_just_swag: the

no_gender_just_swag: fuck

no_gender_just_swag: is

my_names_sushi: happening? because i have no idea

sherlock_but_fruitier: @raccoonboy how does it feel to share group chat with dumb people?

raccoonboy: isn't that a little bit rude to say ranpo-kun?

sherlock_but_fruitier: but it's true

raccoonboy: ...

sherlock_but_fruitier: don't give me that look

sherlock_but_fruitier: alright i'm sorry for stating the fact

sherlock_but_fruitier: is this okay eddie?

raccoonboy: yes?

(a/n. poe helps ranpo to talk better. because ranpo doesn't watch after his words, doesn't realize how his words affect people. poe knows ranpo doesn't want to be rude, so he helps ranpo as a good bf he is. i need poe in my life )

iwannadie: everyone's online besides ryunosuke

iwannadie: @no_gender_just_swag is he, yk?

no_gender_just_swag: yes

iwannadie: lemme call him real quick

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ryunosuke akutagawa pov:

i was playing genshin while listening to mitski when i heard my phone ring.

i was planning to ignore the call till i saw dazai-san's name on the screen. video call? he never even audio calls me

i wiped my eyes and cleared my throat before accepting the call:

"dazai-san?"

"how are you?"

is he asking me how i am right now? what the fuck, i thought that man didn't care about me

"i'm okay"

"you don't have to lie to your sensei"

"well, i'm not really okay but that will pass"

"we know about atsushi"

what? am I that obvious? gin wouldn't say, right?

"don't look that shocked, it's kinda obvious. everyone besides atsu knows"

"oh"

awkward silence...

"is that mitski playing in the background?"

i couldn't get more embarrassed

"...yes?"

"i love her music"

"me too"

He smiled at me

"now cheer up, and come to the group chat, we're playing a game. also wipe those eyes, you look ugly like that"

"okay..."

"see ya"

he actually cares, this is enough to bring tears to my eyes. he must've noticed that I have something to say, so he waited

"thank you dazai-san"

"anytime"

this made me smile. we hung up and i turned my pc off. after logging in i saw the unread messages. well, here we go

end of aku pov

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aku_stans_mcr: hi

aku_stans_mcr: I was caught up in genshin

cows_cows_cows: wowow you're a gamer too?

(a/n. kenji probably plays hayday or some other farming games idk of)

no_gender_just_swag: more like a *gaymer

sherlock_but_fruitier: abkamsjhdkalsohdb

cows_cows_cows: what does that mean?

sherlock_but_fruitier: oh it's called keyboard smash. you press random keys on the keyboard and voilà

my_names_sushi: it's the same with 'lol' 'lmao'

cows_cows_cows: so do i just press a random key?

my_names_sushi: exactly

sherlock_but_fruitier: c'mon give it a try

cows_cows_cows: okie

cows_cows_cows: 7

aku_stans_mcr: nejkskwoeinejHSJEJKE

no_gender_just_swag: HELPPPP

no_gender_just_swag: this gc is on crack

no_gender_just_swag: avjekksljdjf

gingergod: you people are forgetting something

iwannadie: ?

gingergod: the game

iwannadie: since you want to play that much why don't you go first?

gingergod: i'm fine with that

no_gender_just_swag: chuuya-san, "fyodor, mori and dazai-san"

gingergod: WHAAA

gingergod: what kind of combination is this

gingergod: these are the shittiest people

iwannadie: (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ')

no_gender_just_swag: your answer?

gingergod: okAyy

gingergod: this is just a game

gingergod: kill mori

gingergod: kiss fyodor i guess, that man's fine ahh

no_gender_just_swag: no offense chuuya-san, but your gay is showing

gingergod: shut up <3

gingergod: and marry that shitty freak, since he is not going to leave my side leave my side till i die

my_names_sushi: i don't think he'll leave your side even in the afterlife

iwannadie: CHUUUUUYAAAAA o(^ɛ^)o

iwannadie: (〃ω〃)

gingergod: he's like a curse

iwannadie: at least I'm your curse, isn't that right chibiii~?

sherlock_but_fruitier: the chat smells like a multivitamin juices

no_gender_just_swag: says the dude whose username is sherlock_but_fruitier

my_names_sushi: naaah

my_names_sushi: how could you?

my_names_sushi: no one has ever slandered ranpo-kun in their right mind

To be continued...

a/n. osamu confronting ryunosuke???