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The Chaos Crew (Statehumans)

The Chaos Crew (Statehumans)

1,488 63 9

What do you get when a smooth talking himbo, a ditzy yet calculated male bimbo, a country boy who just wants to drive cool vintage cars and listen to bluesy Rock, and an insane madman living life on god mode are forced to become the ragtag group of 'agents' for a megalomaniacal Ohioan?That's right, a messFollow Texas: the cool loner type who is stuck as the dad of the group California: the right hand man and spiritual girl boss (but male)Alabama: the head engineer, getaway driver, and above all... guy who kinda got roped into this against his willFlorida: the Florida manAnd their boss, Ohio, who is definitely NOT evil, and is 100% NOT using these four states for his own financial gain, who would NEVER send them into harms way by omitting crucial information imperative to their survival for purely cruel intentions.Let the fun begin(Let's be honest with ourselves. This book is probably not gonna be updated at all after the first few chapters lol)…

Stuff & Things & Pablo

Stuff & Things & Pablo

10,200 458 87

(Countryhumans)(Cover by @RattusDomestica )An everything book(Drawings, one-shots, headcannons, etc.)…

Birds Of A Feather

Birds Of A Feather

1,407 64 9

(Sequel to Bear Trap)After Texas was re-crowned as prince, Mexico gave him the mission to go to a nearby amphibious therian nation to find a healing crystal to save Spain's life. Accompanying him, is California (of course), Virginia, the mockingbirds, and France, as well as two adoptive children of America and Mexico, Coahuila (one of the only amphibians in the empire) and Nuevo Leon (a young lion). However, the path to the amphibians is paved with challenges, and when word gets to Texas that Spain's illness is only getting worse, will his adoptive siblings come around and help him find the cure resting in the ancient temples of the amphibious kingdom?lol yeah, this is just for fun because I love the characters, and because more CalTex y'know?ok bye enjoy…

Texas Tidbits!!!

Texas Tidbits!!!

1,610 40 7

Some extras for Tiny Texas Time and it's sequel…

Tiny Texas Time!

Tiny Texas Time!

20,441 650 44

I keep having ideas and they're all about Texas because he's my favorite for no reason other than I just decided that he isAnyway this is more of just a smol thing for chuckles, each chapter will probably only be around 300 words or less, and it's just about Texas being America and Mexico's chaos child(Shh I know there's no reason for this to exist)(Edit: I'm from the future and I lied. This is not smol. It big)…

♥︎TEXAS♥︎ and The Miracles of America

♥︎TEXAS♥︎ and The Miracles of America

8,492 243 28

(Spin-off to 'The United Miracles of America (and Texas)')(Cover by @Gummi_lin )The states got magic so let's have some fun!!Warnings:- angst maybe - ships- statehumans- countryhumans- yeah…

Gilded

Gilded

794 56 7

Basically American History as told by country and statehumansIt's going to get very uncomfortably into how messy history is so strap in because I'm gonna try to keep things not-too-sugar coatedOf course, keep in mind that this isn't an exact portrayal of history, and some characters or situations will be written in a way to reflect a social or economic situation happening in that time frame, no matter if it is an exact parallel of a certain characters history Take everything in this book with a grain of salt and be sure to so your own independent research…

50 Kiddos and a Semi-Absentee Father (another Ameridad fic)

50 Kiddos and a Semi-Absentee Father (another Ameridad fic)

15,888 361 26

I got tired of seeing 100000000 Ameridad booksSo I decided if you can't beat 'em, join 'emSo yeahThe states are Americas kidsThey're not really secret, America just doesn't talk about them much A bunch of states are already legal adults, so they take care of the younger states while America is awayAmerica is away oftenThe younger kids grow a bit of a pained resentment towards their father, because he's never around muchTexas is a main character in this because do you know who I am??But also it is 3rd person so everyone gets a lil bit of attention Featuring:- Britain being a GOOD grandpa (whaaaaat?!)- the kids NOT being forcefully hidden in a mansion like some sort of underground child trafficking house (whaaaaaaat?!?)- Mexico NOT being the bad guy, and visiting his kids in the Union every so often (whaaaaaaaaaaat?!!!?)- America NOT being able to single-handedly father 50 f*cking children and have all of his kids blindly adore him (whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!!!!???!!!!!)…

A teens guide to do anything (Johnny and Friends!)

A teens guide to do anything (Johnny and Friends!)

53 4 2

Johnny is the coolest kid at Costa Bonita High school, which he attends with his two best friends since middle school, Maya and Steve. Follow the crew as they figure out what the heck they're doing with their lives.…

Texas Time!

Texas Time!

8,307 394 34

(Sequel to Tiny Texas Time)Texas is all grown up now!!!!I know! I cried too!!!!…

SoCal Shenanigans

SoCal Shenanigans

600 53 9

The southern counties of California are notorious For being crazy little artistic goofballs who are too attractive for their own good and would probably meet the same fate as Icarus if given the chance. Well, four of them in particular...Los Angeles, the ex prima-donna herselfSan Diego, absolute hottie of a manOrange County, a Disney adult who's very unaware of her surroundings (also LAs more mentally stable younger sister)And of course, Riverside, San Diego's little brother who's kinda just along for the rideWatch as the rest of Southern California tries to pretend that they don't know these four, and also watch as the rest of California tries to pretend Southern California is an entirely different state.Enjoy.…

New Anuncios book cuz i unpublished the other one

New Anuncios book cuz i unpublished the other one

246 19 7

Announcements/random thoughts/anything else…

Bear trap (statehumans CalTex)

Bear trap (statehumans CalTex)

3,765 142 14

There are two races in this world, humans and Aerillian, which are humans with animal qualities, that can shapeshift into their animal counterpart. The Aerillian, once divided by predator and prey, joined together in hiding after the humans began to hunt Aerillian for sport. California, a young grizzly bear Aerillian, was always curious to see the world beyond the forest he and his people lived within. Texas, a young farmhand, is doubtful of the Aerillians existence, and is curious of their ethereal allure described to him by his employer, Spain.When these two young men's paths collide, secrets, strange new feelings, and a life-changing discovery turns everything they thought they knew about the other's race upside down.Warnings:- statehumans- countryhumans - the country and statehumans are all kinda just mixed together. There is no obvious separation between state and country, they're all just people - guns- and ships- hunting - idk, vegans?- gay stuff- not super gory, but people do get hurt…

You're Always My Babies!

You're Always My Babies!

5,418 110 4

After almost losing all of his children in a car accident, Britain realizes he hadn't been spending much time with his children recently. And after going on a trip down memory lane, he is dismayed to remember just how rough his children's pasts were. And so, to make up for lost time, he made it his mission to get closer to all of his sons.yeah basically this is just wholesome Britain being a good father-…

North America Gang

North America Gang

82,022 2,591 132

North America is back baby, and they're gonna make you laugh so hard the ground will be shaking. Enough historical tea will be spilt to spark an American revolution. This content is so sick your dad will come back with the whole damn cow. It's showtime…

Deja Vu (countryhumans)

Deja Vu (countryhumans)

8,250 263 19

(Current cover by: @RattusDomestica )"I don't remember anything....Who I was... who they are... and they don't remember either....I guess... this is the new beginning...And of course I'm starting it on the streets....,"--------One day, everyone woke up, with literally no knowledge of who they were. All history books were lost, and any hint of context destroyed. They called this day, 'The Awakening'. Using the little evidence of a once prosperous society, they rebuilt their city and started anew.Buddy, a young man who named himself after a beer can he found, had been living in the streets, fantasizing about the man he might've been before The Awakening. He lead a simple life that was difficult at the same time, and was content keeping it that way. But this wouldn't be a story if everything stayed the same now would it?…

FATTY (Countryhumans MexAme)

FATTY (Countryhumans MexAme)

358 28 3

TL;DR: a story where Mexico and America support each other through a weight loss journey, with some extra fun romance and stuff. I hope this will be an inspiring story, though there will be some angst. I'm not a health expert, so keep that in mind!...America had always been a bit overweight. It was basically his 'thing'. Being called 'big guy', 'Chubs', or 'fatty' became just as natural to him as being referred to by his name. And so, he ate.A bit after The Soviet Union died, UN made the final decision to give full autonomy to earth. America no longer had a country to worry about. Nobody feared him, hated him, loved him, thought much of him, now that he wasn't in charge of a global superpower. He felt worthless. He didn't know what to do with himself. And so, he ate.His family would try to get him to cut it out. Saying stuff like "Do you really need to eat that?" Or "Isn't that excessive?" Or "You need to be responsible. Don't you feel disgusting eating all that crap?". America knew they just wanted to help, but he got angry when they treated him like he was an idiot. He didn't even know what he had to lose anymore.And so, he ate....Mexico never worried too much about his weight. He considered food to just be another joy of being alive. Sometimes his friends would joke about him being on the heavier side, but it was never a big deal, until..."I'm sorry to say, but you are dangerously overweight... not just you, but your country somehow beat The United States on obese citizens! Who knew!"Mexico wanted to smack that doctors nonchalant grin right off his face.When he told his friends, they laughed. Jokes flew. The same jokes that never used to be a big deal...But they hurt so bad suddenly.And he didn't know what to do.And so, he ate.After all, you can't disappoint anyone if they don't expect anything from you anyway......"But... what if we prove them wrong?…

S o o n

S o o n

1,255 49 12

S o o n…

If Halls Could Talk (Countryhumans)

If Halls Could Talk (Countryhumans)

1,869 60 7

I'm rewriting this book to make it gooder…

Don't Kill People Dammit!

Don't Kill People Dammit!

4,469 143 10

Canada was happy that his best friend Mexico had a crush on America.He was less happy knowing that Mexico was willing to go full yandere for him though.And so, to avoid a situation with such limited appeal (i.e., Mexico murdering everyone physically or emotionally close to America), Canada decided to become Mexico's wingman/mentor/shoulder Angel.Because, at the end of the day, nobody really wants a yandere following them around, and if you do, you are a complete and utter idiot and deserve the hell you paramour will put you through.(Basically, I was sick of seeing so many basic yandere stories in my recommendations (which I don't even FRICKIN READ WATTPAD GET A HINT-) And I wanted to contribute something to this trashy yandere-simping genre that's more funny and less try-hard edgy. Yanderes are not sexy. If you really find them appealing, I'm so very sorry that you are that desperate for love)…