I got tired of seeing 100000000 Ameridad books
So I decided if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
So yeah
The states are Americas kids
They're not really secret, America just doesn't talk about them much
A bunch of states are already legal adults, so they take care of the younger states while America is away
America is away often
The younger kids grow a bit of a pained resentment towards their father, because he's never around much
Texas is a main character in this because do you know who I am??
But also it is 3rd person so everyone gets a lil bit of attention
Featuring:
- Britain being a GOOD grandpa (whaaaaat?!)
- the kids NOT being forcefully hidden in a mansion like some sort of underground child trafficking house (whaaaaaaat?!?)
- Mexico NOT being the bad guy, and visiting his kids in the Union every so often (whaaaaaaaaaaat?!!!?)
- America NOT being able to single-handedly father 50 f*cking children and have all of his kids blindly adore him (whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!!!!???!!!!!)