*rolling around on the ground! talking like Gollum* I need the precious, I wants the precious! *normal voice* But she banned it :c *Gollum* I'll Find its! *running around, running into a wall*

Me: This is my book and I virtually and permanently deleted ALL drugs and alcoholic beverages here.

Kirby: poyo poyo poyo!

Me: I do have beer but its non-alcoholic ._. I don't want high or drunk people here

Liu: say... Who's place is this....

Mom: ITS DINNER

Me: .... COMING MOMMY..... No one

Liu: Fail

Meta Knight: you can say that again

Liu: its two fails actually