AN: So, I decided to write another chapter of this due to popular demand! So enjoy! VOTE AND COMMENT!! <3 <3
Interviewer: Welcome all. To the special 10 Questions encore. Due to popular demand we have come back with another instalment with the ever so popular cast of the hit TV show Once Upon A Time. Welcome back guys!
Emma: This is so stupid. I thought we were done with this!!
Hook: *pats her hand* It’s alright, love. It will be over and done with in about 2000 words.
Cora: *glances at Hook then looks away*
Rumple: 2000 words is too long…
Snow: Far too long…
Charming: *grins charmingly*
Regina: *rolls eyes*
Interviewer: Shall we jump straight in then? Don’t answer that, it was completely rhetorical! Now the first question is from Sally97 to all of you; Have you ever read a fanfiction about yourself?
Rumple: A fan-what-now? *frowns*
Regina: A fanfiction, dear… Our fans write stories about us.. pair us with random people, stuff like that… *coughs* Which means yes, I have read some…
Hook: I’ve never heard of this stuff! I might get onto that, is there ones about Emma and I?
Emma: Yes, there is… I’ve read them. *grins innocently* Interesting they are…
Snow: People have twisted minds sometimes, I read one with Red and Cora having… um something they call smut? *frowns and shrugs*
Charming: Regina and I are popular among people…
Cora: *doesn’t say anything and sits there awkwardly*
Interviewer: *looks at Cora waiting for an answer*
Cora: *remains quiet and nods*
Interviewer: Okayyyyyy, moving on to question number two, from an anonymous viewer of the show; Killian, in “Queen of Hearts” did you go easy on Emma in the sword fight?
Hook: *laughs* Of course I did, I wouldn’t want to hurt her for real. Although, I must say she is rather good at it.
Emma: *rolls eyes* Natural ability, I could have beaten him with my eyes closed, just saying…
Hook: *raises an eyebrow* Sure you could, we’ll see about that later, shall we?
Emma: You bet *nods once*
Rumple: *glances at Hook with a smirk* Which sword will you be using, dearie?
Hook: *grins* Depends.
Emma: *blushes*
Regina: *gags loudly*
Cora: *lip quiver and fiddles with hands*
Snow: *gasps and covers ears*
Charming: *laughs then stops* Hey!! That’s my daughter!
Hook: Yes, and a very beautiful one at that!
Emma: *blushes even more*
Interviewer: I’ve been corrupted… Next question, before this gets any worse. Rumple this one’s for you; Do you find it strange that Belle is the same age as your son?
Rumple: *stops dramatically and thinks*
Emma: That’s so gross!
Regina: Says the girl who’s dating a 300 year old pirate.
Cora: *was about to say something but shuts up after that*
Hook: But I don’t look it!
Snow: That makes Rumple and Neal around 300 years old too then!
Charming: *smiles charmingly*
Rumple: And Belle definitely isn’t… so, my answer is: Technically Belle is a lot younger then Bae… so no.
Interviewer: Ohh now we’re getting deep into the history of you guys! Next one comes in from Amanda to Snow: How do you feel about the things your daughter now knows about you?
Snow: *frowns slightly* I don’t understand…
Emma: I think she means like… the fact you slept with Whale…
Regina: *laughs loudly* You slept with Whale?!
Charming: *looks uncomfortable*
Rumple: *chuckles darkly*
Snow: We were cursed!!!
Hook: Legitimate excuse.
Cora: *rolls eyes*
Snow: I don’t like my daughter knowing that… It’s inappropriate.
Interviewer: And what about all the Enchanted Forest stuff? Ogre killing? Arrow shooting? Bad ass Snow stuff?
Snow: Oh, all that I don’t mind her knowing. It shows her who her mother is, and gives her something to look up to, hopefully.
Emma: And something to live up too!
Snow: How do you mean, sweetheart?
Emma: Honestly? My parents are the noble, good Snow White and Prince Charming. I’m supposed to be just like you, but I’m not! That’s a lot of pressure!!
Regina: *rolls eyes* Miss Swan, you must get over that! They aren’t anything special. At the most your mother is a backstabbing, lying snob and your father is a worthless shepherd with good luck.
Emma, Snow, Charming: *stares at Regina in shock*
Cora: *smiles proudly* That’s my girl!
Regina: And you mother are just a murdering, love hating psycho!
Cora: *glares* You don’t mean that!
Regina: Oh, yes I do!
Hook: *just tries not to laugh*
Regina: Man whore…
Hook: *stops immediately and glares*
Rumple: Well… that escalated quickly…
Interviewer: *blinks* Um… this leads me into another question from… Emma Lynn, oh look at that an Emma! Um, to Charming *stares at the question* When are you going to admit you're just and idiotic shepherd?
Charming: *gasps* I am not just some idiotic shepherd!!! I am a Prince and a charming one at that! I am so much more!
Snow: Yes, he is! He’s a husband, and a father. A ruler and a friend to all people, except those who are evil…
Regina: I think that is a very logical and true perception of him to be honest!
Cora: Agreed *mutters*
Rumple: After all, dearie, you were just a mere shepherd when I found you.
Emma: Wow…
Hook: *looks bored*
Charming: This is such an awful interview!! *stands* I’m leaving!!
Regina: *rolls eyes* Calm down! *looks at Cora* He must be on his man period or something!
Cora: *chuckles*
Snow: *glares*
Charming: *pouts*
Regina: Get the man some chocolate or something!! *calls out randomly* Sit down, Charming.
Charming: *sits and continues to pout*
Random: *runs on stage* Chocolate for Charming.
Charming: Oh YAY! *grins*
Emma: *face palms*
Snow: *goes red*
Interviewer: You guys really can’t get along, can you?
Regina: No.
Cora: Absolutely not.
Snow: Would never happen.
Rumple: Mutual party.
Hook: I don’t care really…
Charming: CHOCOLATE!
Interviewer: Anyway, next question!!! To Regina from Hills: Why, if you hated Cora so much, did you so easily let her back into your life?
Regina: She’s my mother… I never said I hated her, not at all. I did once say that she was my weakness because I loved her too much… I would do nearly anything to get her approval and I thought… this time maybe I could.
Hook: This is true… I was there…
Regina: *frowns* No, you… *realises* YOU WERE!!! You are such an idiot, Hook!
Hook: *grins* Thank you.
Cora: *tears up* Regina, my love, I was always proud of you, even if I never told you…
Regina: Really? *smiles brightly*
Cora: Of course, darling! How could I not be! You’re such a marvellous girl!
Regina: Thank you, mother…
Cora: It’s only the truth, darling…
Regina: *stands up and hugs Cora*
Sign man: *holds up a sign with AWW written on it*
Audience: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Everyone else: *rolls eyes*
Interviewer: Such a bitter sweet moment… BUT! We are on a time limit here guys! So, we’ll move on asap! Another one for Gold! From Miss America; Why did you not fight for Cora?
Cora: *sits back down and raises an eyebrow*
Rumple: At which point are you talking about?
Cora: Maybe the point where I left you, you didn’t fight for me then. OR when that little brat killed me!
Rumple: Oh, the killing was all my idea. So, why would I fight for you?
Snow: *looks ashamed*
Regina: *shifts uncomfortably*
Cora: *gapes* You should have anyway!! Didn’t you ever love me?
Rumple: Which brings us back to the first time. I loved you once, Cora. Got over it and found my true love, Belle. But then, you had chosen your path, and even then you were powerful. Plus, it’s what you wanted, I wasn’t going to argue.
Cora: *blinks in surprise* So you didn’t fight for me then because you loved me enough to let me go?
Rumple: That sounds about right, yes.
Cora: *grins brightly*
Snow: That’s so gross…
Charming: I agree… But the two evils deserve each other…
Emma: Guys…
Hook: *looks indifferent*
Golden Heart Fangirls: YOU TWO SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER!!!! *waves signs around*
Rumbelle Fangirls: NO!! RUMBELLE FOREVER!!! TRUE LOVE ALWAYS REVAILS!! *screams and some girls faint from the mere thought*
Interviewer: Oh, the fanbase of this fandom is incredible… Our time is running short… One for Snow and Charming from… someone; why is it the only "good" people are the ones that agree with you? It seems like anyone who doesn't, you deem as evil.
Cora: Ohhh very good question.
Rumple: I agree, and controversial.
Regina: This’ll be interesting!
Hook: Very much so.
Snow: Because we know what is right, and what is wrong. We make the right decisions, we voice the right opinions and show peoples true characters. Anyone who doesn’t agree with what is right is clearly wrong and therefore evil…
Charming: Exactly. Regina is evil though, as it is in her title, even she admits it.
Regina: No, I was simple the Queen, it was you who put evil in my name!! I only started living up to your expectations!
Emma: And there is no right or wrong opinion, they’re called opinions for a reason!!
Snow: *gasps* You’re not agreeing with her are you?
Emma: What if I was, would I be evil?
Regina: *looks impressed*
Snow: Of course not, you’re our daughter, you couldn’t be evil! Regina only learnt from the best!
Cora: Oh, Regina was more like her… well stepfather then me. Kind, loving until you got to her Snow… even though that was my doing *looks down*
Regina: You are ridiculous, Snow!
Emma: In my opinion, people who are evil earned their title from their actions, not from what other people think.
Snow: I believe that they are evil because they disagree with right.
Charming: I, honestly don’t care anymore.
Rumple: I agree with… Emma.
Hook: As do I.
Interviewer: We could debate about this for hours from the looks of it, but as I’ve said before. We’re on a strict timeslot. Next question is to Rumple again, boy are you popular today. This viewer would says; do you know there's lotion to help with dry, scaly skin?
Rumple: *looks offended* I did not and if you are referring to when I was in the Enchanted Forest there was no such thing there and I knew all too well what I looked like… that’s why I covered all the damn mirrors!
Everyone else: *just laughs*
Rumple: *glares* You all better watch yourself!!
Everyone else: *stops laughing and looks wherever*
Interviewer: Oh my! It seems we are up to our last question!! And this one is from the most recent season. From one very perverted and highly amusing viewer to Killian and Emma; Tell the truth, it wasn't really mermaids rocking the boat, was it?
Emma: *blushes deeply*
Hook: *laughs loudly*
Snow: *looks disgusted*
Regina: *rolls eyes*
Cora: *looks sad again*
Rumple: *makes a face*
Charming: *laughs then stops again* HEY! THAT’S MY DAUGHTER AGAIN!!!
Hook: Oh, shut up, Charming. You and I were just beginning to get along! But, that one time it actually was… but I have to say, it’s not the first time I’ve used that excuse…
Regina: No… it wasn’t… Oh my god!
Snow: *eyes widen*
Rumple: Disturbing…
Charming: That’s my da-
Emma: Daughter! Yes, we know! It’s not like he’s the first man I’ve slept with! Well, the first one I’ve slept with on a ship which is a whole new experience… but still!! We needed an excuse to get you people off our backs!
Hook: Exactly!
Charming: Never again *glares at Hook*
Interviewer: ANYWAY! That brings us to the conclusion of 10 Questions, tune in next week for an episode with the characters of Sweeney Todd! If you guys have any more questions for these guys, send them in and we might get them back for yet another episode!! Good night!
Director: *snaps the snappy board* CUT! Good job guys! No deaths, I’m proud!
Interviewer: Thank god *drinks a whole bottle of water*
Regina: I’m leaving!! *stands up and walks off*
Cora: Killian… *looks longingly then rushes after Regina*
Rumple: Belle must be missing me, I should go as well… *grins evilly and just walks away*
Charming: *still glaring at Hook*
Hook: *looking around awkwardly*
Emma: Dad, can you please stop that!!
Snow: Yes, honey, you’re being silly!
Charming: She’s my daughter…
Hook: We all know that!!
Emma: Yes, we do! Gosh!
Snow: She’s mine as well, but love is love! Remember how much we were at it… *trails off*
Emma: *makes a face* Oh that is so so gross!!!
Charming: At least we got you back!!
Hook: You are so immature…
Charming: *glares*
Snow: Emma, let’s go get a coffee. Let the boys talk it out.
Emma: Great idea!! *takes Snow’s hand and walks out of the room*
Hook: Now, to serious business.
Charming: *drops the glare* Serious?
Hook: I wanted your permission for Emma to marry me.
Charming: *gapes* No way…
Hook: Come on!!
Charming: You would do it anyway, wouldn’t you?
Hook: Yes, I would!
Charming: FINE! But you better watch it, mate, she’s my dau-
Hook: Your daughter *rolls eyes* We know.
Charming: Always watching…
Hook: *gets up* EMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!!
Captain Swan Fangirls: *have all fainted upon hearing this*
Swan Queen Fangirls: *sobbing brokenly into each other’s arms*
Charming: *smirks* This is going to be interesting…
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