Chapter 3 - The Ships and Fangirls

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A/N: HEY GUYS!! I had no idea that I still had another chapter or two to post on here, so here is one and I need a few more questions for the other. Anyway, vote, fan, comment. I love you all <3

Copyright: I do not own any of these marvelous characters or their stories!

Emma: ARGH! I don’t want to go back!! *crosses arms*

Hook: Go go go. The quicker we go back the quicker we can gooooo *pushes Emma*

Emma: But… but my question is going to be soon!!! *freaks out*

Cora: *rolls eyes and glares* SHUT IT, PRINCESS. Mine is too.

Emma: *shifty eyes* Whatever!!

Snow: *smiles* Emma, dear. Stop being stubborn!

Emma: *glares* you’re not my mother!

Snow: *looks around* Actually, yes, I am.

Emma: Oh… *awkward silence* That’s right… I forgot. Sorry.

Regina: *rolls eyes* Just hurry up!

Rumple: Let’s finish this. *nods once*

Interviewer: Alright guys, are you all ready? *smiles sweetly*

Emma: NO!

Hook: Yes…

Cora: If we have to.

Regina: What mother said.

Rumple: Yeah.

Snow: Perfectly ready.

Charming: *nods*

Camera Crew: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, action. *clicks clicky board thing*

Interviewer: ANNNNNNNND welcome back everyone. We are back with the characters of Once Upon A Time…. *mutters* just… We’ll move straight to our next question. From Dark_Hearts01, for Cora. In the episode called “The Crocodile” you and Hook shared excessive amounts sexual tension and eye catching looks. Are you two in any way involved?

Cora: *blinks* Um… well, we were… I mean we sort of spent over 28 years together. We had to do something. *nods*

Regina: *jaw drop* Wait, you want me to believe that you slept with him?

Hook: It might be the truth…………….

Cora: Would I lie to you anymore, darling? *laughs* Of course I’m telling the truth.

Regina: *pales* That is so disgusting. *glares* Hook, you despicable creature, you’ve ventured around our family tree haven’t you. *points accusingly* You’ve slept with my mother, myself… clearly Emma.

Emma: *blushes and looks down*

Regina: *rolls eyes* What about Snow, huh? *shakes head*

Snow: Well…

Regina: *eyes widen*

Charming: Wait… what?! *stares at Snow*

Emma: SERIOUSLY!? *gaps*

Rumple: Even I am a tad disgusted by that, dearie.

Hook: It was a onetime thing… a long time ago… I am very charming you know!

Snow: *nods* He is… very charming.

Charming: I want to be the only charming one here!!

Regina: *eye roll*

Emma: *face palms*

Snow: You’re my only charming now, my sweetheart. I promise.

Charming: Good. *smiles*

Interviewer: Alright. There is so much awkwardness right now. *laughs* One last question before we wrap up. And, this may be the longest question and answer we have. For Miss Swan, sent in from The Real Saviour… The most controversial question from us viewers is your love interest. If you could choose out of the following list of people who would or wouldn’t you choose and why? *hands everyone a list*

·         August

·         Graham

·         Neal

·         Hook

·         Jefferson

·         Daniel

·         Rumple

·         Regina

·         Ruby

·         Snow

·         Cora

Emma: Holy crap. I didn’t know I had so many possible love interests. *gaps* This is going to take a while.

Hook: HEY! I’M ON THE LIST! *happy dance*

Cora: Shut up. *slaps Hook* I am too. *stares* Now, that is gross.

Rumple: Um, even I am on that list. I mean… really? *shudders*

Snow: Come on, I beat all of you! I am on that list and I am her mother!

Emma: Guys! Let me answer my question! *rolls eyes* Okay, I have to eliminate Snow for the obvious reason. And then Cora, because she is old and evil…

Cora: Watch it, girl *glares*

Emma: Sorry… it’s true! *smiles sweetly* Anyway, next I would scratch Ruby, because we are only friends, I see her as nothing more. Daniel is a definite no, I mean I never even met him, or even close. I mean, come on, he’s dead! *pauses* Sorry Regina…

Regina: It’s fine… *waves hand and looks down*

Emma: Okay… Graham would have to go next, because he is dead too… *frowns* Even though… I wish he wasn’t. *blinks* Next I would illuminate would be Rumple… Because… just no. *shudders*

Rumple: I agree, dearie. *nods once*

Emma: Um… next would be Jefferson. For a long list of reasons. One being the fact that he kidnapped me and Mary Margaret and tried to kill us! *shakes head*

Regina: Wait… he did what now?

Emma: *rolls eyes* Don’t play dumb, Regina, you probably had something to do with it!

Snow: I agree with Emma there.

Regina: I did nothing of the sort. Of course I am not above kidnapping *glances at Rumple*

Rumple: *glares*

Regina: But I didn’t set that up!

Emma: *waves hand* Well anyway, that gets rid of him. Now… *tenses* Neal… I could… I… I don’t think I could ever get back with him… No… no matter how much I used to love him… *looks down*

Rumple: And the fact that he is sort of my son… *shifty eyes*

Everyone else: WHAT!?

Rumple: Yeah… Henry is my grandson.

Snow: *pales* Oh my god…

Charming: Poor kid…

Emma: Guys, it’s not that bad!

Regina: *looks around* Are… are you kidding me!? That makes my son… my nephew!!

Cora: Well… I didn’t expect that one.

Rumple:  I guess that’s true, Regina.

Emma: Well… Things are even more awkward now…

Regina: Holy….

Emma: Okay, okay… guys! *takes a deep breath* Next… I could possibly consider August… if he hadn’t of kept that secret from me… *sighs*

Snow: What secret?

Emma: Oh… nothing. Don’t worry about it. August is a great guy… nice, charming… Just, I don’t think… *shakes head*

Interviewer: Okay, you have two more people on your list, Hook and Regina.

Emma: Oh…. *looks between the two* I… I might take out the Regina option…

Swan Queen Fangirls: NOOOOOO!!! SWAN QUEEN WILL LIVE!!!! *feels*

Captain Swan Fangirls: WE WIN!!!!!! *happy dance*

Everyone: *looks around awkwardly*

Emma: ANYWAY! Regina and I have had our share of difficulties… more so than anyone else. We share our son… From the beginning we have been each other’s enemy. Starting with my parents. *nods* And no matter how amazing, beautiful, powerful, witty… funny and loving she truly is… it would never work…

Swan Queen fangirls: *feels feels feels* Oh my god…. You love eachother!!

Regina: *gaps at Emma* You… you really think that?

Emma: *looks down* Yeah… but it’s beside the point because we hate eachother.

Regina: I don’t necessarily hate you.

Emma: *tilts head* You don’t?

Regina: No… *tries to smile*

Captain Swan Fangirls: WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!! *waves Captain Swan signs around*

Emma: *sighs* And Hook… I could never take him out of the equation. *laughs* It doesn’t matter how arrogant, childish, stupid, dumb and the complete charmer he is… I still like him… a lot. *nods* A mystery… people like that intrigue me.

Hook: *frowns* How come I didn’t get any nice words?

Emma: *rolls eyes* Fine. You’re handsome, charming, funny, witty, completely mysterious and amazing. *smiles*

Hook: That’s better. And for the record. I like you too… like that. *slight smile*

Emma: *rolls eyes again* I know you do. It’s very clear.

Hook: *frowns* No, it isn’t.

Emma: Yes, it is.

Hook: Na ah!

Emma: Yes!

Hook: Nope!

Emma: Yea—

Regina: SHUT UP!!

Everyone: *stares in silence*

Interviewer: Okay… so I guess that question is over… *looks at watch then at the camera* If any of you, the viewers *points at the camera* Have any questions for these guys, feel free to send them in via the little box down the bottom of our page, and remember feedback is always welcome. *nods and looks at everyone* Thank you all for coming in today.

Snow: It’s no problem, anytime. *smiles*

Regina: NO! Not anytime actually, but it’s fine.

Cora: *nods*

Hook: *is still staring at Emma lovingly*

Emma: *looks at Hook, rolls eyes and smiles sweetly* It’s alright… it was our pleasure.

Rumple: *glares* Next time on of these happens… it’s coming with a price.

Charming: Of course it is… *shakes head*

Interviewer: *smiles at them* The pleasure was ours. *turns to camera* See you next time, on our encore special of 10 Questions, OUAT Style. *nods and waves* And remember send in those questions!!

Camera Crew: CUT! *clicks clicky board*

Cora: Oh dear! That was downright horrible! *laughs slightly*

Regina: I agree with mother again. *looks at Emma* Did you really mean what you said?

Emma: *nods* Yeah, of course I did.

Regina: *smiles slightly* Well… maybe I’ll give you another chance…

Emma: For Henry.

Regina: *nods* For Henry.

Emma: *smiles and turns to Hook* Are you okay there?

Hook: *staring* Huh? Oh yeah… fine!

Emma: Are you sure?

Hook: Ummm…. *pauses* I think I am in love with you.

Cora: SAY WHAT!?

Emma: *awkward looks* Um… I think I might love you too…

Cora: SAY WHAT AGAIN!?

Hook: You… you do?

Emma: *nods*

Hook: *grins* That is amazing!

Cora: But… What about me?! *frowns*

Hook: Cora… we made a good team…

Cora: You’re leaving me aren’t you?

Hook: We were never together!

Cora: *glares* Fine… but your going to regret this… both of you.

Hook: Sorry about that…

Emma: *shrugs* She doesn’t scare me.

Hook: Good. *smiles*

Emma: So… wanna go somewhere quieter?

Hook: Definitely! *takes her hand and runs off*

Rumple: I don’t know what to think.

Snow: Me neither.

Charming: BUTTERFLY! *runs after a butterfly*

Rumple: Care to get dinner, dearie?

Snow: Oh yes, thank you.

Charming: I’M GONNA CATCH THE BUTTERFLY!

Rumple: Let’s go. *holds out arm*

Snow: Lets. *walks off*

Interviewer: *takes out a bottle of creaming soda* Well… let’s not do that again anytime soon.

Swan Queen Fangirls: *chasing after Emma and Hook* EMMA! GO BACK! REGINA NEEDS YOU! YOU LOVE EACHOTHER!!

Captain Swan Fangirls: *tries to push the Swan Queen Fangirls back* NO!! LEAVE THEM!! THEY LOVE EACHOTHER!!

*massive Fangirling fight breaks out*

Interviewer: And that’s us done. THAT’S ALL FOLKS! *bugs bunny voice*

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