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core four
07:02 | today

mum 🩷
Good morning, my loves!! ❤️
Dad and I are at the shop picking up
groceries for a special breakfast!
What do you both want?

haz 🧸
toast. eggs. bacon
idk. surprise me

sisi 🎀
pancakes. with extra syrup
and chocolate chips
and those tiny little sausages
and hashbrowns
and maybe a fruit salad
so u think i'm healthy

daddy ❤️
My girl's got taste.

haz 🧸
oh also we need
give me a sec i'll send my list
attached screenshot

sisi 🎀
LMFAO
HAZ WTF

mum 🩷
HARRY JAMES POTTER

haz 🧸
huh

mum 🩷
HUH??????
LUBE & CONDOMS????
EXCUSE ME?????

haz 🧸
WHAT NO WAIT
WRONG NOTE
WRONG NOTE
I WAS HALF ASLEEP

sisi 🎀
💀

daddy ❤️
Oh this is amazing.

This is gold.

mum 🩷
MY SON IS HAVING SEX???
WITH WHO???

sisi 🎀
LMFAOOO MUM WAKE UP

haz 🧸
OH MY GODRIC STOP

daddy ❤️
no no i need answers.
because last time i checked,
harry was still running around
in spider-man boxers.

sisi 🎀
GINNY MUST LIKE SPIDEY-BOY

haz 🧸
I HATE U BOTH

mum 🩷
Oh I am mortified.
I am traumatized.

daddy ❤️
baby, he's 17.
u knew he wasn't gonna stay a virgin forever.

mum 🩷
I DIDN'T NEED IT CONFIRMED IN THE
FAMILY GROUP CHAT AT SEVEN IN THE MORNING, JAMES.

sisi 🎀
i did. this is better than coffee

daddy ❤️
lily, baby, angel of my life,
light of my world, giver of my greatest joys

mum 🩷
James, shut up.

daddy ❤️
my love, my goddess, my divine being and flower

mum 🩷
JAMES.

daddy ❤️
do u still find me sexy?

sisi 🎀
PLEASE STOP
PLEASE STOP
DAD WTF

haz 🧸
I AM LEAVING
I AM NOT DOING THIS TODAY

mum 🩷
i am leaving.
I am deleting this chat.
I am deleting my children.
Probably will delete my husband too.
Should've married Snape for real.

daddy ❤️
I'M SORRY?
WHAT?
SNIVELLUS
IS THAT A JOKE?
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WET ASS MOP DIED ON HIS HEAD
LIKE DOES HE EVEN SHOWER?
LIKE HYGIENE IS SO IMPORTANT AND DUDE PROBABLY SMELLS
LIKE EWW EWW EWW
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW FLOWER!!

sisi 🎀
ur deleting me????
bc harry is fucking ???

mum 🩷
LANGUAGE.
and ofc that was a joke
severus is like a 3 max 🙃

haz 🧸
WDYM?!?
STOPPPPPPPPPP

daddy ❤️
I'm a 10 right lilypad?

mum 🩷
No, James.
You're a 25.

daddy ❤️
aww baby
my jersey number 🥹🥹🥹

sisi 🎀
i am literally still single
and u guys don't see me crying

mum 🩷
I KNOW, BABY, AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE
GOING TO CHEER YOU UP TODAY ❤️
Do you want anything from the shop?
New clothes? A little shopping spree?
Whatever you want, princess.

sisi 🎀
omg u guys are so cute
i love u. but also. i'm fine

daddy ❤️
u hear that, lil?
our daughter is in denial.

mum 🩷
I KNOW. SISI, IT'S OKAY TO BE SAD.
MEN ARE USELESS.

sisi 🎀
wow ok feminism moment

haz 🧸
ur literally the biggest daddy's girl ever

sisi 🎀
so what if i am?
dad's the only man who hasn't let me down

daddy ❤️
😌😌😌😌😌

mum 🩷
James, stop smirking.

daddy ❤️
i will not.
my baby girl loves me most.

sisi 🎀
obviously.

haz 🧸
y'all are disgusting

daddy ❤️
hey. spider-boy?
do u want mum to pick up more
condoms for u or are u good?

haz 🧸
KILL URSELF

mum 🩷
HARRY

haz 🧸
I MEANT IN MINECRAFT

sisi 🎀
HAHAHAHAH

daddy ❤️
we are truly the perfect family.

sisi 🎀
so perfect.

haz 🧸
fuck all of u.

sisi 🎀
anyway get me some
iced coffee for later pls

mum 🩷
Of course, angel.

daddy ❤️
anything for my little princess.

haz 🧸
die.

sisi 🎀
love u too 🥰
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sienna

sneaking out of potter manor is a fucking skill, and i, sienna bluebelle potter, am an expert at it.

mum and dad went christmas shopping after breakfast, harry is probably drooling on his pillow dreaming about ginny in spider-man lingerie, and the house elves are too busy prepping for the "cheer up sienna" dinner to notice me slipping into the fireplace with a handful of floo powder.

"nott manor," i whisper, tossing the powder in and stepping into the flames.

green light swirls around me, and for a second, i brace myself, because floo travel is literally the worst—spinning, spinning, spinning—and then i stumble out into the massive, marble-floored foyer of the nott mansion.

it's quiet. too quiet. no footsteps, no voices, just the soft sound of a clock ticking somewhere down the hall. the nott mansion has always been like this—cold, elegant, way too big for just two people to live in. theo's dad is never here (thank fuck), and the house elves don't make much noise. the only real life in this place is—

"piccola strega!"

before i can even get my balance back, i'm tackled into a hug, soft, warm arms wrapping around me as the familiar scent of vanilla and espresso fills my nose.

"mamma tessa!" i shriek, wrapping my arms around her just as tight.

theresa nott, the most perfect woman in existence, squeezes me like she's trying to make up for the last 11 months of not seeing me. she pulls back just enough to cup my face, her brown eyes glossy with emotion.

"sei dimagrita!" she scolds, pinching my cheek. "you're too thin, bambina! are they not feeding you properly at hogwarts?"

"i eat just fine," i giggle, but my stomach growls on cue, exposing me.

mamma tessa gasps like i've just admitted to a crime. "merda, you are staying for lunch. i will not take no for an answer."

"i would literally rather die than say no to your cooking," i tell her seriously, and she beams, kissing my forehead.

i hear footsteps behind us, and before i can turn, strong arms wrap around my waist from behind, a chin resting on my shoulder.

"took you long enough," theo mutters against my neck.

i roll my eyes, leaning back against him slightly. "sorry, had to witness the most horrifying family group chat of my life before escaping."

"that bad?"

"harry accidentally sent mum a grocery list that included lube and condoms."

theo lets out a loud, sharp laugh. "porca puttana, no fucking way."

"swear to merlin," i say, grinning. "mum's traumatized. dad will roast him forever. i am thriving."

"good." theo presses a quick kiss to my temple before finally letting me go. "come on, let's get to the dining room before mum forces you to eat three courses in the kitchen."

too late.

"vieni, vieni," mamma tessa says, already pulling me by the arm. "we will eat in the kitchen first, then the dining room."

theo groans. "mamma—"

"hush."

i smirk at theo as his mum drags me down the hall, past the grand staircase, through the fancy-ass dining room with its ridiculous chandelier, and into the kitchen.

it's warm in here, filled with the smell of herbs and simmering tomato sauce. the cook, a plump old woman named nonna rosa, gives me a small smile as she kneads dough at the counter.

mamma tessa sits me down at the kitchen island and immediately places a plate in front of me.

bruschetta. homemade. crispy bread, topped with fresh tomatoes, basil, and drizzled with balsamic glaze.

"oh my god," i breathe. "i love you."

"lo so," mamma tessa says proudly.

theo takes the seat next to me, stealing a piece right off my plate. i slap his hand, but the bastard just smirks, popping it into his mouth.

we eat and talk, mostly about school and how we're surviving without proper food. mamma tessa asks about my classes, my grades, my health, and tells me i need to eat more and stress less.

"i can't help it, mamma tessa," i sigh dramatically. "hogwarts is a prison."

"if it is a prison, then why do you always sneak back there?" she teases.

i grin. "for one very annoying reason." i nudge theo with my knee under the table.

he smirks but doesn't argue.

by the time lunch is ready, i'm already full from all the kitchen snacks, but i don't care. the second we sit down in the formal dining room, mamma tessa serves homemade pasta with bolognese sauce, fresh bread, and a salad that i fully ignore.

it's perfect.

it's warm and comforting, and it tastes like love, like home.

but the real moment of glory comes after lunch, when she brings out dessert.

"tiramisù per la mia ragazza preferita," she announces, placing the dish in front of me.

i think i actually whimper.

theo chuckles. "she's obsessed, mum. you have no idea."

"this is the best day of my life," i whisper, staring at the layers of espresso-soaked ladyfingers and mascarpone cream like it's a religious experience.

mamma tessa laughs, leaning down to kiss the top of my head. "then you will have to come over more often, piccola."

i swallow past the sudden lump in my throat, ignoring the ache in my chest at the thought of leaving this house again.

of course, she notices.

her voice softens. "you know, bambina, you are always welcome here. no matter what."

i nod quickly, stuffing a spoonful of tiramisu into my mouth before my emotions can make me say something embarrassing.

"i love you," i mumble around the bite.

mamma tessa just smiles, running a gentle hand through my hair.

"i love you too, cara mia."

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orangeblue i love the lupin-blacks and the smiths i guess (i'm just like mattheo 🙃)

December 22nd
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hazardone u are literally a potter. where is the love. where is the respect. where is the sibling appreciation.
⤷ orangeblue sorry who are you again
⤷ hazardone ur only brother

⤷ orangeblue i have no recollection of that information
⤷ hazardone MUMMMM SIENNA IS DISOWNING ME
⤷ ginmartini i'm literally right next to you and u are so dramatic

littlewolfstar omg prongsy 🥹 u still have that? AHHHH ALSO I LOVE YOU
⤷ orangeblue ofc sarsar i love you more

loonsnargless the picture of hecate is the most relatable thing i've ever seen
⤷ orangeblue she was so over life in that moment
⤷ littlewolfstar she just finished zooming around the house for 20 minutes straight and then immediately regretted it

notturhoe that tiramisu looks fucking amazing
⤷ orangeblue it was so good i saw god
⤷ notturhoe i bet

orangeblue can we talk about the six boxes of lingerie in sarah's room labeled from M
⤷ lesstrangeone OH?????
⤷ greenie OH THIS IS INTERESTING
⤷ zucchini mattheo what the fuck is this
⤷ riddlemepls I DON'T KNOW WTF SHE'S TALKING ABOUT
⤷ littlewolfstar potter delete this fucking post rn i'm going to kill u 🪄
⤷ orangeblue babe this is a safe space i am just trying to understand what's going on xoxo
⤷ hazardone u and safe space don't belong in the same sentence

weaselking i need a closer look at that garlic bread
⤷ itsbabyzab u need to be closer to a treadmill
⤷ weaselking low blow
⤷ hazardone why did u even put that in the dump are u in love with it
⤷ orangeblue i'd marry it before i'd ever marry a man

chocho u and sar are my fav cousin duo
⤷ ❤️ by orangeblue and littlewolfstar

fredsterpranks what is padfoot wearing and why does he look so happy about it
⤷ orangeblue the man loves fashion let him be
⤷ littlewolfstar he literally stole those off my desk
⤷ ringtthebell style icon

riddlemepls still not over the fact u think i'm sending sarah lingerie wtf or that i like the lupin-blacks lmao
⤷ orangeblue WELL THEN WHO TF IS M???????
⤷ littlewolfstar THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT
⤷ strangerdanger oh my godric
⤷ hazardone potter family drama is my favorite entertainment
⤷ nevsmallarse u are literally in it
⤷ hazardone and i am entertained

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Penny Speaks
hi loves

— so more cute stuff before everything goes down

— still plenty of chapters to go tho <33

— it was so hard to find a picture to use for sirius and remus so i hope that one is up to ur standards :)