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theo —theodore nott
sienna —azzurro 🩵

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theodore nott
unblock yes | no
01:13 | today

theodore nott

theodore nott
merlin we were fucking good together
so fucking stupid of me

theodore nott
i can't even sleep anymore without seeing u in my head
like it's fucking pathetic at this point

theodore nott
u probably won't even see these but whatever
i deserve to rot in this stupid fucking bed anyway

theodore nott
i hope christianson knows he's the luckiest fucker alive
u deserve better tbh but wtvr

theodore nott

azzurro 🩵
what the actual FUCK are u doing?

theodore nott
...
what the fuck?

azzurro 🩵
u didn't think to check if i still had u blocked
before u sent all that shit?

theodore nott
u unblocked me?
when the fuck did that happen?

azzurro 🩵
end of summer.
i thought i was being childish
CLEARLY a mistake

theodore nott
oh fuck me
uh

azzurro 🩵
YEAH, "UH"
what the fuck were u thinking theodore?

just casually sending me softcore porn
and depressing shit like i wasn't gonna see it?

theodore nott
ok first of all, i thought i was texting to myself
like a fucking therapy session
second of all, what the fuck are u doing awake anyway?

azzurro 🩵
YOU WOKE ME UP DIPSHIT

theodore nott
fuck
sorry
i didn't mean to wake u

azzurro 🩵
you're lucky bash is in his own dorm or
he'd be asking why my phone keeps buzzing at 1 am

theodore nott
right. bash.
ur fucking perfect boyfriend

azzurro 🩵
don't fucking start

theodore nott
i wasn't gonna
just ignore the photos
pretend i didn't send them

azzurro 🩵
oh no, u don't get to just brush this off
u were scrolling through our photos?
seriously? what's wrong with u?

theodore nott
everything apparently

azzurro 🩵
theo.

theodore nott
look, forget it
let's change the subject
how have u been?

azzurro 🩵
no let's NOT
u literally sent me a borderline nude photo of myself
and expect me to just move on??

theodore nott
i didn't expect you to SEE it, sienna. fuck
u have a shirt on btw it's not nude or porn
but fine. u wanna talk about it?

azzurro 🩵
actually, no. i don't
good night

theodore nott
sienna
please don't hate me

azzurro 🩵
i don't hate you
but i really wish u hadn't done this

theodore nott
yeah
me too
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orangeblue appreciation post for my bashy 💌 i love you so much baby

September 24th
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orangeblue ps i had to add andy and ben bc they are my babies 🎀
⤷ fleurdelis mon dieu it's one of my favorite romcoms, bill is always watching w me
⤷ orangeblue i miss u and bill 🥺
⤷ billyjean aww miss u too si❤️

bashelor i love you more sisi ❤️
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⤷ user5 that's why the sperm chases the egg not the other way around 🙃
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littlewolfstar SIENNA BLUEBELLE POTTER WHAT IS THAT STATUE WTF
⤷ hazzardone no bc my eyes need holy water like rn EW EW EW
⤷ orangeblue shut up u two u are way worse than me, i'm just spitting facts

riddlemepls i'm a very masculine man si baby
⤷ orangeblue when and where matty?
⤷ littlewolfstar wtf?
⤷ riddlemepls lmao are u jealous little wolf?
⤷ littlewolfstar fuck off. sienna since when does riddle follow ur private insta?
⤷ orangeblue he has been on my requests for a while now, since his friend and i broke up but matty and i are besties so i let him back in, i also let zucchini and greenie, basically all slytherins who were my friends before u know
⤷ greenie omg hiiiiii i miss u baby
⤷ orangeblue hi daph 🩷🩷

ginmartini one word
⤷ ginmartini iconic
⤷ orangeblue you're iconic bitch i love u wtf

zucchini u do know i'll tell theo abt this right?
⤷ orangeblue fine by me 🤠
⤷ orangeblue it's the whole point of me adding u guys lmao
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itsbabyzab omg does this mean he at least gives u head?
⤷ orangeblue BLAKE PERSEPHONE ZABINI
⤷ itsbabyzab what?
⤷ bashelor blake wtf

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theodore —theo
blaise —b
daphne —daph
draco —dray
mattheo —matty
pansy —pans

slyhoes
19:24 | today

b
sienna accepted me, matty, and daph back on her finsta
she's still blocked you, tho, theo. lol

dray
wait, what the fuck?
why didn't she add me back?

daph
lmao u know why, draco

pans
same, tho
why not me?

daph
girl, you're kidding, right?
u literally called her a "desperate Gryffindor whore" last year
after she dumped theo. in public. with witnesses

pans
...okay but that was different
i was standing up for theo!

theo
can you all not?
i don't care who she added back

b
well, i do
and i already told her i'd tell u, she said "fine by me"
bold as hell and then added a cowboy emoji

daph
queen energy. god, i love her.
anyway, theo, do you want screenshots of her dump? or nah?

matty
i can tell you what's on there
it's an appreciation post for bash
caption: "appreciation post for my bashy 💌 i love u so much."
tagged him in his account @bashelor
real cute

theo
riddle, shut the fuck up

b

wait, why were u creeping on her dump so fast?
she posted it literally five minutes ago

matty
oh i commented on it
something like "i'm a very masculine man si baby"
she joked back "when and where matty?"
u needed context it makes sense w what she posted

dray
lmao u r such an ass

daph
mattheo, you're playing with fire
theo's gonna lose it

theo
i don't give a shit
she can say whatever she wants

b
oh, sarah commented under matty's comment "wtf?"

daph
are you two fucking, mattheo?

matty
lmao. please.
i wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot wand

pans
so you're saying she wouldn't let you?

matty
nah, she'd probably kill me in my sleep

theo
can we stop talking about sarah and matty?
also i don't need to see the dump or any of her posts
don't send me screenshots

b
u sure?

theo
yes. she added u guys back for a reason
don't disrespect her by spilling her private shit

daph
that's so noble of you t 🥺

matty
theo, you're so whipped it's embarrassing

theo
shut up mattheo

dray
i don't get it tho
why let them back and not me?

daph
bro i'm literally begging u to use context clues

pans
so theo what's the plan?
you're just gonna sit there and let her flaunt bash all over the place?
no offense but you're miserable without her

theo
what do u want me to do?
beg her to take me back while she's posting
love letters to her boyfriend?

b
actually, yes
that's exactly what u should do

theo
i'm not doing that
she looks happy

matty
she looks happy, but u know sienna
she's petty as fuck
she added us back and posted that dump for u to see,
even though you're blocked. guarantee it.

theo
i hate you

daph
he's not wrong, tho
sienna's petty queen behavior all the way

b
so theo, last chance
want me to send screenshots, or nah?

theo
i said no
leave it alone

dray
well, this has been fun
but i'm out. don't come crying to me when bash proposes and she says yes

theo
fuck off, draco

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