VOLT'S POV
We were currently in the bathroom since Captain Man was doing a horrible job at keeping this whole movie hardrive thing a secret.
The moms were asking way too many questions and it didn't seem right. Bose was driving the RV since he had got his drivers license the other day. It was me, ShoutOut, and Captain Man inside the bathroom. "Listen somethings not right about these moms" I said.
"Yeah, you're right, that red head Doris is givin' off "aunt" vibes" Captain Man says.
"Which will do in a pinch I guess but-" He says before ShoutOut cut him off. "I don't think they're hitchhikers- I think they're thieves" ShoutOut said. "Why would you say that" Captain asked. The door opens up and AWOL came in.
"Sorry y'all, I gotta grab a fresh head- yonk" AWOL grabbed a cabbage from under the towels.
Once again he took a huge bite. "Is that a toilet cabbage" Captain Man asked. "Yeah" AWOL says with a mouthful. "So..what're we talkin' about" He asked. "We think those hitchhiking moms are trying to steal the movie" I said.
"Definitely possible" AWOL says.
"Nine-thousand-eight-hundred-seventy-two" AWOL counted his bites.
I rolled my eyes. The door opens again and Brainstorm along with Ruthless came inside, making it more cramped than ever. "Ruth, Brainstorm, don't you think it's something weird those hitchhiking moms and that boy" I questions.
"Yeah definitely" They said together.
"I'm getting aunt vibes off of Doris" Brainstorm said. "And the boy name is Noah, he's such a charmer" Ruthless twirled her hair with her finger. What the-. "HEY, Your girlfriend is right here" I hissed.
Ruth smiled and shook her head.
"Forget about that" ShoutOut said.
"Wait...if you guys are in here" AWOL questions. "Who's driving" ShoutOut asked. "Caroline" Ruthless shrugged. "-Or Doris," Brainstorm says. "Honestly all aunts look the same to me" He chuckled. We heard noises and it sounded like a helicopter.
"Is that a helicopter" ShoutOut asked.
"Someone open the door" She said. Brainstorm tried but it wouldn't budge. "It won't up" Ruth huffed. "Hey, sorry but we're takin' the hard drive with the movie" One of the moms said.
"NO" We all yelled.
"Also the RV is headed for a cliff" The other woman says. "And we're not moms, we're aunts so Byeeeee" She said. "Ruth, Call me" The boy, Noah says. Ruthless smiled and tucked her hair behind her ear. "Seriously" I mumbled.
"Man, my mom-dar is way off today" Captain Man huffed.
"Bigger problem! We're trapped in a bathroom in an RV that is headed off a cliff" ShoutOut said.
"Don't worry I'll get us out of here," AWOL said. "I just gotta put my fist in the air" He says. "Okay great do that" Ruthless says. AWOL couldn't get his arm in the air. "You know what, maybe you should let go of the giant head of cabbage you're holding" I stated.
"I gotta get my bites in!" AWOL stated.
"JUST LET GO OF THE CABBAGE" ShoutOut screamed, causing the door to blast open.
We all got up and noticed the RV was headed off a cliff. "CLIFFF" Brainstorm called out before using his powers to push down on the brakes. The RV came to a stop and we all leaned towards the window.
"That was close" Captain Man chuckled. "Brainstorm, back us out of here" He says.
"You got it boss" Brainstorm says as he gets in the driver seat.
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"You have to call Deuce Van Nuys and tell him that we lost the hard drive" I said while sitting next to Ruth on the couch along with AWOL.
"Can I just text him" Captain says. "You're the one who picked up the hitchhiking aunts and boy," ShoutOut said. "So you're calling Deuce" She says while giving him the phone with Deuce on the other line.
"WHAT" Deuce yelled.
"I have ShoutOut for you" Captain Man says in a squeaky voice before handing the phone ShoutOut.
"What no- heyyyy deuce" ShoutOut rolled her eyes. "Whatcha you want" Deuce asked. "So listen the hard drive you hired us to protect kinda, sorta, got stolen" She said.
"No big deal" He says.
Ruth looks at me and we had the same confused look on our faces.
"I'm sorry what" ShoutOut asked. "Yeah the one you had was a fake" Deuce says. "The only movie on that hard drive was A Walk to Remember" Deuce chuckled. "So you were just using us" Captain Man said while grabbing the phone.
"Yeah, that's right baby, see if everyone thought that you had the real movie, they would only attack you" Deuce stated.
"So the six of us and my sweet, sweet cabbage were just bait!" AWOL questions.
"That's right, I'm in the van right now with the real movie" Deuce said. "Protected by four mercs and a real superhero" Deuce added. "What real superhero" Ruth asked. "Hello honey" Lil' Dynomite said.
I zapped AWOL's cabbage out of anger.
"DUDE" AWOL called. I gave him a sarcastic smile and Ruthless grabbed my hand to calm me down. "Oh right, he hates me now" Captain says. "I told you I'd be back and now I am" Lil' Dynomite says over the phone. "I knew this kid wouldn't let me down" Deuce said.
"I just keep thinking, 'What would Captain Man do?'," Lil' Dynomite said. "-And then I do the opposite" He said.
"Get roasted, sir" Dynomite said.
"Now you listen to me,
you little try hard-" Captain Man says before getting cut off. "-Look at it this way, We're like the A-Team and you guys are the B-Team" Deuce said. "So go "B" somewhere else and let the big boys take it from here" He says. "Oh yeah...well "C" here, Deuce," Captain said.
"You may have "D"-ceived us but "E"..." He says but ran out of ideas for a comeback.
"I'm almost to hollywood, I'm gonna hang up on you now" Deuce said just before he hung up the phone.
Great.
"Hello" Cap questions. "Yeah, I think we must've got cut off or something" He says.
"We didn't get cut off, he hung up on you!" I stated while standing up and snatching the phone.
"Dude, let's just go home" I sighed. "Volt's right, let's just take the L, and go back to swellview" AWOL agreed. "Yeah we were fools to think this would actually work" Ruthless said. "Those guys used us and made us look like clowns" ShoutOut stated. "We almost drove off a cliff" She says. "They hung up on Captain Man" She tilted her head towards our leader.
"I am done being embarrassed for today" Captain Man huffed.
"No, you're not!" ShoutOut stood up.
"I mean...because we're gonna show them who the real A-Team is" She said. "We're gonna roll up, we're gonna give 'em a beat down," She says. "And we're gonna jack that hard drive and deliver it to Hollywood" ShoutOut encourages.
"NOW LETS GO" She called out.
"YEAH" We all said in unison.
We all cheered and I noticed Ruthless walking over to ShoutOut. "Now did you hear how excited they got when you said that" I heard her asked. "Yeah, I did, I really did" ShoutOut beamed. "Keep it up and you'll be on a roll" Ruth says before giving ShoutOut a low high-five. Shoutout smiled and played with her hands.
"Volt, call schowz, we need to find out where Deuce is" Ruthless said. "On it" I said while searching for his contact in Captain Man's phone. I placed the call on speaker and schowz picked up. "'Ello" Schowz said.
"WE NEED YOUR HELP!" We all yelled together.
I heard him fall and Mandy's voice in the background."Hanging off a cliff here". It didn't take long for schowz to give us the information on deuce. Ruthless called Deuce while Brainstorm drove us to his RV.
"What do you want now" Deuce questions.
"I just wanted to tell you that you're about to get wrecked" Ruth stated with confidence. I love it when she does that. Deuce scoffed and chuckled. "You don't even know where we are" He said just before ShoutOut threw a cabbage at Deuce since his window was down.
"Think again" I smirked while electricity form in my hand.
"Hiiii, We're gonna destroy you" ShoutOut and Ruthless said together.
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