Episode 6:

So everyone except Chan got drunk (yes that includes me). As I mentioned, we did not tell everyone we were 'dating' because everyone got drunk fairly quickly. The party officially started at like 3:30 pm and around one hour later, we had our first drunk person. So it went like this:

1. Seungmin: got drunk at 3 pm

2. Jisung: got drunk at 3:45 pm

3. Minho: got drunk at 4 pm

4. Felix: got drunk at 4:30 pm

5. Me: also got drunk at 4:30 pm

6. Hyunjin: got drunk at 5 pm

7. Changbin: got drunk at 6 pm

Chan had to stay sober because if he didn't, he wouldn't have had a house because we would have flooded it or burned it down or broken his favourite vase (yes that has happened before). So, plan B I guess:

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OMG MINHO LIKES ME BACKK YASSSS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🤩🤩💅💅I AM MATERIAL GORL SUCKS FOR YOU I GOT A BOYFRIEND💅💅💅SINGLE ASS PPL

hyunjin's boyfriend:

we should really change the name of this gc

channiee <33:

i definitely agree

squirrel looking ass:

no

the devil:

i agree with my baby

squirrel looking ass:

i luv u <33

the devil:

i luv u too <33

me:

ew pda

drama llama:

ew pda

lix:

ew pda

trashbin:

ew pda

hyunjin's boyfriend:

ew pda

channiee <33:

ew pda

the devil:

shut up grandpa

me:

hey old people have feelings too

channiee <33:

sigh i thought you would defend me innie

lix:

did you just sigh through text?

trashbin:

sigh chan i really thought you werent weird

hyunjin's boyfriend:

so did you weirdo

trashbin:

realistically im the only normal person here

me:

normal my ass channies the only normal-ish one here

the devil:

cus hes old

channiee <33:

thanks luv <3

me:

wlcm <33

squirrel looking ass:

love???

me:

n e ways me and chan have smth to tell you...

drama llama:

are y'all finally dating??

channiee <33:

uhm yes

lix:

:0

the devil:

:0

trashbin:

:0

drama llama:

:0

hyunjin's boyfriend:

:0

squirrel looking ass:

wait wats happening? i went to get a snack

squirrel looking ass:

:0

me:

yep :)

the devil:

y'all are dating???

lix:

since when??

channiee <33:

since last week

drama llama:

did y'all go on a date?

drama llama:

did y'all fuck?

drama llama:

did y'all kiss?

hyunjin's boyfriend:

calm down hun

squirrel looking ass:

yea calm your ass down

me:

we went on one date

the devil:

did y'all kiss

channiee <33:

not yet

the devil:

slow ass mfs

channie <33:

at least we didn't make out on our first date

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By: jeongxinnie