Elizabeth is stood in a revealing uniform.

"So what's this new outfit for?" She asks.

"It's the tavern uniform" Y/N is holding a mug of booze, shaking her head.

"Way to put your pervy thoughts on display on there dude" Hawk says. Meliodas looks at Elizabeth from different directions.

"If I may ask, why doesn't Lady Y/N wear this uniform" Meliodas shrugs.

"I'm normally in my wolf form, to help set people straight and have a second think about fighting" Y/N hold the mug close to her mouth "And because Meliodas knows I will hit him to the next kingdom if he even brings up the idea" she drinks her booze.

"Oh, right. While I'm waiting on tables, you want me to keep track of rumors and collect information about the possible whereabouts of the Eight Deadly Sins, right?"

"Some intel on the Holy knights would be okay too" Meliodas then goes behind Elizabeth and lifts her skirt, she blushes "Oh, don't worry. I just need to conduct a size check" Y/N grabs Meliodas by the collar and pulls him away, hutting him hard on the head. She gives him to Hawk as poofs into her wolf form, protecting Elizabeth; growling at Meliodas.

"You moron, you scaring away the one person who can bring people in," Hawk says. Minutes later, Y/N is back in her human form. Standing next to Meliodas.

"Excuse me Sir Meliodas? Lady Y/N? There's something I've been wanting to ask you?" They look over at her "The Eight Deadly Sins, are you that wicked? Are you all terrible criminals like the rest of the world said? And if you are what awful crime did you two commit?"

"Our crimes, huh," Meliodas says, sharing a look with Y/N "Well..."

"Seems to me that they just don't understand what kind of people you are. After all, you two made the effort to save me even though you have no idea who I was"

"The truth is...10 Years ago, I traveled through Liones, stealing every pair of panties I could get my hands on"

"And I went to every tavern in Liones and drunk their booze dry, nothing left for months.

"Y-You've gotta be kidding"

"We are," Y/N says. Elizabeth's sweat drops.

"Okay, what I did was stalk 1,000 pretty girls with perfect boobs and groped them all" (Quick Question, who's worse: Meliodas or Mineta(MHA))

"And I went outside of Liones and drank all their booze supplies, leaving nothing"

"Groping? Drinking? Those are just joking right?"

"They are," Meliodas says. Elizabeth's sweat drops again.

"Please stop messing around, or is the truth that you two committed a crime so terrible that you can't put it into words"

"Maybe," Meliodas says. The Tavern suddenly launches to the side and Elizabeth falls. She's "Luckily" caught by Meliodas who has his face in her boobs "Careful"

"Knock it off," Y/N says.

"Hey, we're here," Meliodas says "This is our next wellspring of information, Vanya Village!" They get down from the big and watch as she goes into the ground, leaving nothing but the tavern.

"We usually buy all our liquor from wherever we can find it, but Vanya's stuff is special" Y/N says as they make their way to the village "Best water you can find is here in this village"

"And with the gruit going down by the river, it's used to brew Vanya Ale. It's got fans far and wide" Meliodas says.

"Number 1 being right here" Y/N adds. Her hands behind her head. They look over the edge of the bridge.

"Well it used to," Hawk says "Now those famous waters of there's is bone dry"

"Look, those herbs along the bank are dead," Elizabeth says. Y/N looks down to where the water should be. She puts her hands down to her sides.

"No, not my Vanya Ale"

"What's going on?" Meliodas asks. They walk further into the village till they come to the center where there is a large crowd. Elizabeth laughs.

"Just look at all the people out here in the square. Think it's some kind of festival?" Meliodas walks over.

"Hey, what's up guys," He says. Elizabeth, Hawk, and Y/N follow.

"Oh, it's the bad kid and his guard"

"What's this festival for today" The two men look down at him with surprise.

"This looks like a damn festival to you. We're trying to pull out a sword some Holy Knight jabbed in the ground" They watch as many men try to pull the sword out.

"Stuck in the ground?" Y/N asks "Why'd he do that"

"Days ago a holy knight brought his wrath down upon us" An elder man explains "He infused his sword with mana, pierced the ground and locked away the water under our village"

"If we don't do something about this soon, we'll lose our water and our fruit too," A villager says.

"Then we won't have any more Vanya ale, Damn," Another villager says.

"No more Vanya Ale supplies, aww," Y/N says, looking down.

"A Holy Knight? Think it might be that man you two defeated the other day?" Elizabeth asks.

"Who? that Twigo guy with the mustache? No, not a chance. He wasn't a Holy Knight"

"Trust us, the reals ones are a whole lot worse" Y/N adds.

"Only a Holy Knight has the power necessary to draw a sword belonging to another," The elder man says "Breaking the news isn't going to be easy. But I'm afraid this village is done for"

"Oh no!" Elizabeth says.

"Aw, give me a break," A young boy says, walking past Meliodas and Y/N. They look at him "What's the deal with all this moaning and groaning?"

"It's Mead," A villager says. And they look at him.

"A holy knight's sword stuck in the ground is nothing. My buddies the Eight Deadly Sins we're here, that sword would be gone by now" Y/N looks at him with slight amusement.

"Quite Mead!" A woman says "And who's fault is it that we're all in this predicament in the first place! Of all the things to say, do you have to mention those criminals too!"

"Yeah, she's right! We don't need to make the holy knight angrier!"

"Do you have a grudge against us or what kid"

"No! Come on! That's not the reason I did it!" Mead says.

"We've had it with all your mischief and all your lies!"

"Your suck a jerk" A little girl throws a rock, which hits Meliodas in the face. Y/N laughs.

"I hate you guys!"

"Yeah, well guess what. We hate you, even more, Mead" A boy says. They begin throwing rocks. Y/N gets Mead under her arm and Meliodas in the other and rushes them back to the Tavern. Rocks are still being thrown off both of them.

"I hate you! Your nothing but jerks!"

"Stop it! All of you!" The elder man says.

"Sure looks like we picked a lousy time to come down here and hang out," Hawk says.

"Deep down inside, he's an honest, well-meaning boy"

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19/01/2020

Last Edited:29/09/2023