Meliodas, Y/N, Elizabeth and Hawk walk through the Forest of White Dreams

"Hey, guys? Are you sure about this?" Hawk asks "We've been out here for three hours. And there's no sign of any animals, much less any humans either"

"You're right, Hawk" Elizabeth agrees. She turns around to face Meliodas and Y/N.

"Sir Meliodas? Lady Y/N? Do you think we'll be able to find one of the Eight Deadly Sins here?"

"Probably" Meliodas answers. Y/N shrugs.

"You mean we came here with no solid evidence!" Hawk shouts "I heard there's a terrifying monster who lurks around here, watching and waiting" Elizabeth gasps. Hawk turns around panicked "W-What is it!?"

"I- I can feel something grabbing me from behind"

"Hey, just relax. Just me" Meliodas says, grabbing Elizabeth under the skirt. 

"Oh, good. What a relief"

"Your such a creeper," Hawk says. Y/N smacks Meliodas's head.

"Hands off!" She says.

"Well, putting that aside for just a minute" Meliodas walks away, Y/N following.

"Well thought you'd never stop"

"I might have a little evidence," Y/N says "Travelling through the Forest of White Dreams on horseback is more difficult than you think"

"It's so hard to get your bearings, that experience travellers go around it" Meliodas adds.

"This would be the perfect place for someone to hide out," Elizabeth says "Hold on" Elizabeth places her hands on her rear "Something doesn't feel right"

"You okay?" Hawk asks. Elizabeth looks to see the three looking at her.

"Sure, just fine," She says, and Meliodas and Y/N walk away. Elizabeth follows "No, this can't be happening! All right, just think this through calmly Elizabeth. I know I had them on when I woke up this morning. Did I leave them in the bathroom? No of course not, I'd never forget them in there" Elizabeth stops walking, holding her skirt down tighter "They're gone"

"Come on slowpokes! Let's hurry the place, will ya!"

"C-Coming!"

"Can I eat him yet?" Y/N mutters to Meliodas, hands behind her head. He shakes his head.

"Hey, hold your bacon! Not a lot of fun travelling with a nervous piggy and a hungry wolf" Meliodas and Y/N stops walking.

"Whoa," They say.

"What do you mean calling me a nervous piggy!" Hawk...s shout "Huh!" Hawk looks around to see multiple of himself "It's a herd! It's all me!"

"Yeah I know," A Hawk says.

"What's going on" Y/N's mouth is drooling, looking at all the Hawks.

"This is the monster of the forest?" Elizabeth asks.

"I for one find it terrifying"

"I find it delicious"

"Meliodas! Y/N! Look you've gotta help me out here! I'm the real one" Hawk 1 says.

"Whatever you faker!

"Hey, zip it porky," Meliodas thinks before zooming past all the Hawks, hitting them on the head. They fall to the ground.

"He's not a nice man," Hawk says.

"Hawk! Elizabeth says. All the Hawks go to Elizabeth crying.

"Elizabeth!" They jump behind her "Please, even my mom won't hit me like that!"

"Um? Hawk?" A shadow of a taller person appears "Who's there?"

"I'm so confused," Hawk says. Meliodas and Y/N look at more shadows appear.

"T-They're all me," Elizabeth says.

"Hey, Sir Meliodas! Lady Y/N!" They all say.

"It's me, you realise that," Elizabeth 1 says.

"No, here, I'm the real one," Elizabeth 2 says.

"Don't trust them, it's me?" Elizabeth 3 says. All the Elizabeths starts arguing over who's the real one. Meliodas, Hawk and Y/N look at them all.

"Wow! What a bevvy of boobies" Meliodas says.

"Look, this is not the time, man!"

"Leave this place!" A voice says "Leave...Get out of this forest, humans" Mary Elizabeth start to approach them from the forest.

"Sir Meliodas, Lady Y/N"

"Huh, I really can't tell one from the other. You?" Meliodas asks, looking at Y/N.

"Nope"

"Sir Meliodas, Lady Y/N," They says and jump to them, but Meliodas and Y/N jump away, Hawk clings to a tree. They land on a rock and Y/N sits down, swinging her legs.

"Oh my goodness, however, can we tell which of you is the real one," Meliodas says, arms crossed.

"That's me"

"You can trust me, I'll do whatever you want"

"Yes!" Y/N says "Starting now I want you to do exactly what we tell you to do"

"What do we say" Meliodas adds.

"Oh, of course," Meliodas sits beside Y/N, crossed legs.

"Okay. Right hand up in the air" Y/N says They all do so.

"Yes ma'am"

"One on your cheek," Meliodas says. They all do so. "Now call out my name, and be naughty"

"Sir Meliodas, Hi" Y/N sweat drops.

"You're enjoying this too much" She mutters.

"Now squeeze your boobs" They all do soo.

"Too much!" Y/N says, smacking his head. He does nothing

"This is amazing"

"Could you just find the real one?" Hawk says, jumping onto Meliodas?

"Get out," The voice says again "Leave now! You'll never make it out of this forest!"

"Okay, I got it. One last thing. Jump as high as you can" They all do so, smiling. But only one stays down, holding her skirt down.

"I'm sorry. I can't!" She says.

"Bingo!" Y/N says as Meliodas uses his sword to get rid of all the other Elizabeths, turning them into three little creatures.

"Look at that, they're just hide-and-seeks! Prankster imps!" Hawk says as they run of "We thought they were the monster of the forest?"

"After them" Y/N shouts as she and Meliodas chases after them.

"Wait" Hawk and Elizabeth soon follow. Only to be stopped by Meliodas.

"Oh yeah, you might need these" He passes her, her missing underwear. Elizabeth hides them behind her back "Later" He speeds off after Y/N.

"You stole my underwear!" They continue to chase after the three tricksters.

"Keep a sharp eye on them, guys! There's probably something they're heading for in that direction!" Y/N says as they chase after them.

"Wait, look!" Elizabeth says "It's a girl"

"Oh, no way," Hawk says "You don't think they're planning to attack her, do ya"

"A defenceless little girl like that"

"I know right, she's just..." Hawk trails off as they get closer to the girl. They come to a stop "a little.." They see that the 'little' girl is very big.

"Maybe not" The three Hide-and-Seeks are trying to wake up the big girl.

"Lady Diane," One says.

"Lady Diane," Another says.

"Oh, wow. She's big" Hawk says.

"Lady Diane! We accidentally let some Holy Knights trespassers come in!"

"Lady Diane!" Diane quickly opens her eyes.

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28/01/2020

Last Edited:29/09/2023