- WILL NOTICE ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AFTER YOU PUT THEM ON.

- "...What the fuck?"

- She'll laugh at you.

- "Is that my [shirt/skirt/leggings/scarf/sock]?"

- "Whatever, I don't give a shit. You're hot as fuck either way."

- TAKES TWO WEEKS FOR HER TO SNAP.

- "Okay, fucking christ, stop wearing my clothes, damnit!"

- Will snatch your clothes and wear them as if it's some sort of payback for wearing hers.

- IF YOU THINK SHE LOOKS CUTE IN YOUR CLOTHES:

+ "No dumbass, I'm hot."

+ You tell her that it's not your fault if you break up with her.

+ "Wh-what?! Stop it, you're scaring me!"

+ You say you were only kidding.

- She scoffs.

- "You and your fuckin' jokes! Go play with yourself, ass."

- Make-out session for an hour s̶t̶r̶a̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ gay.

- IF YOU THOUGHT SHE LOOKED DUMB IN YOUR CLOTHES:

+ "Well, fuck you too! What did you shove up your ass today?"
+ Probably slaps you, depends on how harsh you were.

- You say you put a worm up your ass, just to lose a few pounds.