Roaming around the dangerous streets of hell, two friends skitter across from alley to alley in search for a new place to stay in.

Though, with zero luck in this place as highly expected. Everywhere was at least a deathtrap waiting for the both of them to be erased out of existence.

"Gee, c'mon dipshit! You're slowing us down!!"

The young yet taller female hellhound scoffed in annoyance as she harshly pulled an acquaintance along with her hand in hand in a quick pace, trying not to lose the other out of her sight. This individual has no idea why she even bothers keeping them with her in the first place ever since they both came across eachother.

"Y'know you could just leave me if you want, I seem to be a nuisance."

They nonchalantly respond, causing her to scoff in return. There are times they thought she might actually leave them, but then she comes scampering back to them before she even takes another step without holding their hand. It appeared rather childish, but they didn't think much about it and only assumed she may not liking the idea of living alone.

"Pft, yeah, I'd like the idea but walking alone is more stupid than babysitting someone while taking a walk around in this shithole." She said, words filled with an annoyed tone. Though, she wasn't all that bad.

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"HEEEELLLLOOOOOOO!!! Good morning, sunshiiiiiinneesss!!" A very loud yet familiar voice barges into the room along with a loud bang of the door opening, a faint growl could be heard from a few paces away from where you're sleeping but you just groggily rubbed both of your eyes without trying to get up.

"FATHER BLITZO IS HERE!! WAKE UP LOONIE AND [N/N], DADDY AND YOU TWO STILL HAVE WORK!!!!"

He shouts, causing you to groan and roll over. Loona however, sits up from her bed with frustration as you catch a glimpse of her throwing a nearby lamp, in which you hear something crash from the background near the doorway.

"Awwww, love ya lots too, Loonie!~" Blitzo coos like a father he acts into, hearing his pair of footsteps approach towards Loona's bed.

It wasn't even long after you hear Loona growl loudly, then once again, hear a loud crash come from out of the room and outside the hallway. You just assumed it was Blitzo being thrown out of the bedroom again like last time, which often happens. At first, it was shocking to see that occur on the first time but now you sort of just got used to it. But then again, Blitzo always seemed to be alright with it either way.

"Damn, what a throw, Loonie!! I wonder where that came from!" You hear your boss hop back up again as if unharmed, then starts dusting himself off. You then hear footsteps approaching you this time. Oh fuck-

"GOOD MORNING, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!" He jumps on your bed, crushing himself onto you, attempting to snuggle against you. 'Well fucking crap...' You mentally cursed, you were still too sleepy to deal with this stuff right now. Even though it happens every morning, but still, it's something that not every morning person can manage.

As you struggle under the taller imp's weight, you buried yourself deeper beneath your covers and told him to leave you be for a moment. Not taking you seriously, he laughs extremely loud as if you had told him one of the craziest jokes ever. Wiping a tear out of his face, he shook you once again. "Aww, dear. C'mon!~" You feel him lean a little closer. "Do you want me to carry you out of bed, my darling? You need daddy Blitzo to get you ready??~" After hearing this, you felt yourself get lifted from your bed in bridal style in his arms.

Your [e/c] widened in surprise, making him chuckle from your reaction. "Well aren't you the hottest morning person I've ever seen." He comments with a wink, scanning your bed hair that was sticking everywhere at the moment. You glared at him, only to receive a smug grin back. "Aww, don't gimme that look. You're making me weak, [y/n]." He teased, growing closer. You pushed his face away, jumping out of his hold and back to bed.

Once again, he gives you another smirk. You already know that look...

"Oh? Cuddling? Don't mind if I do then—"

"Shut UP! GET OUT OUR ROOM!"

And with that, something yanked Blitzo from behind him as you hear a commotion not long after and hear a loud growl as well as something crushing onto a wall again followed by someone painfully groaning from the impact...

'Jesus Christ...'

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Later on, all of you gathered around the meeting room. You see the two lovebirds sit next to eachother across from you while Loona slumps right beside you, you just leaned your elbows on the large table in front of you and cupped your face with both hands whilst you do so.

"Damn it's too early for this shit..." She speaks up first, you just hummed in reply. "What's Blitzo planning this time?" Millie asks, facing both of you and Loona. You just shrugged which she turned towards the hellhound beside you, but Loona rudely ignores her and starts flipping through her phone.

"Yo, freak. Face here." She abruptly says. Surprised by her, you turned to her without knowing what she meant. A bright flash caught you off guard, causing you to rub your dilated [e/c] eyes for a second and asked her what that was for. She just shrugs, ignoring your words and continued tapping away on her phone.

You tried your best to take a peek at what she's doing but she keeps hiding the screen away from you, only catching a glimpse of a website about it being called voxtagram posting something along with hashtags such as #shittydayatwork and #withmyfavpersonhere followed by a photo.....with you both in it.

"H-Hey- Did I just saw my face ther—" She cut you off by pushing her hand on your face, stopping you from looking further in her device.

"Oh shut it, dipshit. I just needed something to tell my followers how boring this fucking job is." She says that as you see another glimpse of what she posted.

The post wasn't about the job mostly. You could make out an image of you there, but you decided to let it go anyway.

"I'm telling ya, as soon as he keeps ordering us to come here early. He, himself, comes late." Moxxie sighs in frustration, tapping his fingers on the table, waiting impatiently for both of your boss to arrive. Millie calms him down and told him to wait more since it happens often. "That exactly what I meant! He always wakes us up early, barging into our home, then immediately STARTS THIS CR—"

"Aw, hold on. What is this bullshit about now? Did i miss a drama? You guys didn't count me in??"

All of you turned your attention towards the voice, except for Loona who keeps typing away on her phone, and finally see Blitzo who was dramatically putting a hand on his chest as if he was deeply hurt by one of his co-worker's words. Moxxie gave him a 'wtf' look as both you and Millie gave him a dubious stare.

"Sweetie, didja hear what Moxxie just said about me??! He huwt muay feewings!!!" You soon find himself clinging onto you like a koala and pretended to cry even more dramatically than before. You just sigh and pat his back, before gently pushing him off of you.

"Sir, stop calling [y/n] that. You two aren't even a couple." Blitzo pushed him off his chair. "At least not YET, Moxxsoxx. What makes ya think I court them everyday??" Blitzo walked over to you again and put his arm around you, his long tail wrapping around you too. "You only flirt though..? I don't think that's courting....?" You say with a dumbfounded look, he smirks at this. "Would you want me to?" He wiggles his eyebrows, then Loona slapped his arm away from you. "Personal fucking space please. Jeez..." She growls.

Moxxie grumbles. "Ugh just tell us what we're in for this day!" Millie attempts to calm him down again. "Ugggghhh fiiiinnee. You guys are boring as hELL—"

He then trots towards the door with a skip each step. "Buuuuuuttt before all that, I think I have some stuff to be taken care of. Peace!!" He slams the door out.

Then he immediately comes back. "Oh and before that. Mox, I want you to start practicing on shooting a family. Bye now—" then he turns to you. "—and see ya, sweetheart! Daddy has a business to get back to." He winks at you, leaving. Loona gagged at what he said and lays an arm on you. "Seriously, that guy..." She whispers in disgust, barely audible to anyone.

Afterwards, you notice Moxxie repeating what Blitzo previously said and started to freak out.

"Wait...wHAT—"

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| End of prologue |

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I legit have zero ideas what the hell I'm doing but here i am

As you know me, this is gon be a harem too

—a/n