"Y/n. Help, now." He stood in the doorway "PLEASE." Tobio finally screeched, seeing as you were quiet obviously ignoring him.

You sat in your desk, Yamaguchi in his desk on your right, Kei sitting in front of you, head turned facing you as you all ate your lunches.

"SHUT UP" you sighed, he marched in, Hinata popping out of nowhere as Kags dragged him by the collar.

"Please y/n, I'm extremely desperate at the moment, I feel myself drowning in dark, dark, abyss." Kageyama basically fucking mourned.

"Okay Shakespeare— now why the hell are you so put up on studying, last time I remeber, you proudly told me once; 'studying is a fucking pointless waste of time, I could be playing volleyball or chugging down on some cow milkers instead.' " you deepened your voice to imitate the boys, angling your eyebrows to mimic Tobio's.

"They're just freaking out because if they don't pass their exams, they won't make it to the summer training camp." Yamaguchi explained to you, laughing at your earlier attempt of speaking like the boy.

"OHHH—"

"Now why the fuck would you say cow milkers instead of just saying milk, you fucking freak of nature." Tsukishima butted in, giving the boy the most distasteful, disgusted look you've ever seen.

"Shut the hell up four eyes— cow milkers sounds better" he gleefully grinned. You glared at the two as Shoyo pulled up a chair to sit next to you.

"Why didn't anyone tell me about this camp thing— can I go?" you grinned.

"Hell no—"

"Yes"

"NO—"

You jabbed Kageyama to shut him as he was the one yelling his response, "screw you, Kei" you glared at him as he was the one who said no first.

"I'm sure Kiyoko and Yachi wouldn't mind the help, we can talk to Ukai and Takeda-Sensei about you coming along too" Yamaguchi stated matter of fact-ly  

You agreed with his suggestion as Hinata tried desperately to get your attention, "help me with math y/n, please."

"Shoyo, this shit is fourth grader stuff best friend, there's no way—"

"Y/N PLEASE. JUST PLEASE" he desperately cried out.

"OH MY GOSH SHUT UP OKAY—"

*

"And five times six, divided by two is—"

"My as—"

"SHUT UP TOBIO."

The man was struggling yet making no effort at the moment. You were so close to strangling the boy—

"Why are you even helping them. Why. I promise you y/n, this is all going in one ear and out the other for these two idiots" Tsukishima scoffed. Honestly he just wanted the guys to leave in order for him to just relax with you.

"Wasn't Yachi helping you guys?" Tadashi questioned, also wanting them to leave at this point.

"She's helping us with English," Hinata grinned, "her way of taking notes is so cool— I'll show you later y/n!"

You smiled back, "okay sure—

"No one wants to see your stupid notes"

"SHUT UP, KEI"

"Bros so bitter and for what" Tobio side eyed him in disgust.

"You know what– get out." Kei stood up, grabbing Hinata by the top of his head. "You idiots are wasting our lunch time, save this for later" he shoved them towards the room doors.

"Hey! You're not even the one helping us—"

Kei slammed the doors shut, sighing as he turned to walk away. You raised your eyebrows seeing as he got away with his actions without almost throwing hands at Tobio.

His smile turned into a scowl as Kageyama peeked the door open and yelled out "WE ARE DOING THIS AFTER PRACTICE—"

"SHUT UP"

*

"No."

"But why?!" Tanaka exclaimed.

"There's no actually reason to" Ukai stated, you peeked your head into the gym, standing outside next to the huge doors.

The whole first year squad, Tanaka and your brother, all agreed to ask Ukai to allow you to join them at the summer camp.

Once practice was said to be over, they kicked you out of the gym to discuss the matter.

"Yuh huh—" Hinata butted in, "she can help Yachi and Kiyoko!" He paused, "With those manager stuff they do" he quickly added.

"An extra pair of hands would be pretty nice," Takeda agreed, smiling at the boys.

Ukai sighed, he glanced at Shimizu who simply displayed a quick, soft smile, and slightly nodded her head yes.

"All right, she can com—"

"HE SAID YES. HE SAID YES" Yū and Tanaka exclaimed.

"Y/N HE SAID YES" Tobio sprinted outside, dragging you by the arm inside the the gym.

"LETS GO" he added, shaking your shoulders like a bobbly head.

"LETS GOO" you repeated, excitedly jumping up and down.

"ERMHURM" Daichi loudly coughed, quieting you all down, "y/n, isn't there something you should say to coach Ukai?" He approached you, eyeing the older man while slightly nodding his head in his direction.

Your little light bulb flashed, "right, of course" you walked up to him, "sir, old Ukai—"

"STOP—"

"Thank you very much, I will most definitely help you to the best of my abilities," you placed a hand on his shoulder, ignoring Suga, your other hand resting on your heart, bowing your head slightly.

"Did you just call me fucking old?!"

"Coach Ukai! Language!" Takeda exclaimed.

•

"This is gonna be so much fun" you grinned, walking next to Kei, Tadashi on your other side as Hinata and Kageyama speed-walkraced, your brother and the others ahead of you.

"You know if you fail any of your exams you won't go right?" Tadashi bursted your bubble.

"It'll be fi—"

"That includes math." Tsukishima added, you dramatically threw your hands over your eyes, dreadful for the exams that were to come.

"But you'll be okay," he quickly added.

"Yeah! Tsukki is helping you, so I'm sure you'll do fine" Yams chuckled.

"Yeah I'm literally fucking Albert Einstein, so you'll be fine" Kei gloated, exaggeratedly pushing his short ass man hair behind his ear

"Boy shut up—" you smacked his arm.

He winced in pain as Tadashi laughed, you laughed too, grabbing his arm where you had smacked him and lightly patted it.

"So you two really are a thing, huh?"

"It's so weird seeing you two all touchy"

"I think it's cute"

Daichi, Suga and Asahi all quite literally popped out of nowhere, grinning.

"I always thought Tsukishima was just rid of all loving emotions" Sugawara innocently scrunched his eyebrows as if he was thinking real hard.

"Yeah, I would never imagine Tsukishima actually loving another person, nonetheless y/n" Asahi lightly chuckled.

"Ayo the fuck do you mean by that—

"SO THE PERSON YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT OTHER DAY WHEN YOU CAME SOBBING TO ME FOR HELP WAS Y/N, WOW!" Tanaka interrupted you, appearing abruptly and smacking Kei's back.

"YOU WERE SOBBING?!" Your moth fell agape, dumbstruck.

"NO—"

"YEAH HE WAS, HE WAS ALL LIKE 'I really like this girl, I need to ask her out now before it's too late, but I don't even know if she likes me anymore" Ryu imitated the blonde boy, making the most dramatic ass desperate expressions he could muster.

"NO WAY, KEI" you covered your mouth with one hand.

"SHUT UP."

"What did you mean by 'I don't know if she likes me anymore'? To everyone else it was pretty obvious she does" Daichi raised an eyebrow.

"WELL— I THOUGHT MAYBE SHE HAD FALLEN FOR THAT STUPID DOG GUY"

"Dog guy?!"

"BAQUE OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS"

"BRO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KATSUKI?!" Your face turned to an obviously 'boy r u fucking stupid' one.

"YES HIM" Kei exclaimed.

"DUDE—"

"If Tsukishima is insecure with this relationship, which is what it looks like to me, maybe we should get you two to a relationship therapist" Sugawara understandingly nodded his head, hand resting on his chest, a look full of pity directed to you two.

"BRO SHUT UP—" you and Kei snapped your heads towards the senior.

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guys this chapters shorter cs the next one will be the start of THE SUMMER CAMP TRAINING ERA 🦾🦾🦾.

also pls check out my new yandere Oikawa story !