"WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" You burst into your brothers room. "Wake up mofo" you smirked as he jumped out of his bed and onto the floor.

"Y/n why the fuq you being so damn loud?!" He screeched, sitting up and rubbing his eyes.

"Cause. The day has come" you viciously smacked the wooden spoon in you right hand against the big steel pot in your left hand.

"Tis is time for your musty Inter high prelims, my dear brother" you smirked as his head shot up even higher.

"YOU'RE RIGHT!"

"OF COURSE I AM" you yelled back with the same enthusiasm.

"AND YOURE COMING WITH SO GO GET READY, SIS!" He told you as he jumped and ran to the bathroom to prepare himself for the day.

A while later once you finished getting ready and Noya was running around looking for all of his stuff, you sat down and took a look at your messages.

BroccoliBoi:
Hey y/n. You think you can check up on Kacchan. He seems really down recently.

Y/nRattyAss:
wait. what do you mean?

BroccoliBoi:
Well. Just- are you busy rn?

Y/nRattyAss:
Uh well I'm waiting for Yū to hurry up so we can go to the school. They have their inter high prelims today and Ima go

BroccoliBoi:
Oh alright
BroccoliBoi:
Then nvm dw bout it :)

Y/nRattyAss:
NO WAIT WHATS GOING ON JDJD?

BroccoliBoi:
Nothing. Hehe dw bout it 👊

Y/nRattyAss:
smh LAME DKDK

BroccoliBoi:
YOU

Y/nRattyAss:
UR MOM

BoccoliBoi:
Y/N I'LL TELL MY MOM

Y/nRattyAss:
NO WAIT DONT. I LOVE UR MOM DNND

BroccoliBoi:
SMH U TESTING ME Y/N

Y/nRattyAss:
KDJDJDJD NO SORRY DND

BroccoliBoi:
SKSK

"Cmon y/n!" Your brother yelled from the front door. You shoved your phone into your pocket after lowkey panicking and rushed out the door with him.

•

"BARK BARK BARK" you ran to Tsukishima, getting all up in his face

"Oí- you have rabies! Get away from me" he pushed your face away as you continued barking even louder.

"BARK BARK"

"She sure has a lot of energy this early in the morning, huh......that's pretty new.." Suga nervously chuckled, watching from afar as the other boys laughed at the sight of you and Tsukishima.

"Y/N!" He threatened, struggling to push you away.

You suddenly stopped, patted your pants as if dusting it off, then looked up at him.

"Good morning, Tsukishima-kun" you greeted.

"Yo i swear she's malfunctioning-" Kei let out.

"Nah- she's just possessed" Kageyama  said from afar as you twitched.

"What the fuck y/n" Tanaka was trying to hold in his laughter.

"Sorry. Habits. Tehe"  you sarcastically waved at him while pulling a Debby Ryan.

"Alright- that's enough-" Kei grabbed the hood from your jacket and dragged you away towards the bus.

"Y'all gon make out or what" Kageyama teased loudly as the third years eyes widened.

"Kageyama!"

.

The bus ride was- interesting.

You constantly continued to bother Tsukishima by asking over the same question.

"Want pocky? You nervous? You scared? Want pocky? You nervous? You scared?"

Until he got fed up and shoved the pocky you were handing him into your mouth and vigorously barked at you.

You sat back. Shook. And then he stopped. Then smirked and sat back down.

Wtf
that was a dope ass bark-

"Your bark was hot, Tsukki" you yelled, everyone turning to stare at you.

He stood up, turned to you and with a red face let out "y/n- no-"

-

You joyfully jumped off the bus once you all made it to the gymnasium, Shoyo and your brother mimicking you from behind.

"This is exciting" you smiled as Tsukishima walked up next to you.

"Not really...." he muttered.

"Don't be so negative!" You shanked him in the stomach.

"GAH-" he bent over in pain.

Everyone else laughed once again while Yamaguchi ran up to his friend "Tsukki are you okay?!!"

"All right. Let's go inside before y/n decides to kick him in the balls next" Tanaka joked, talking to Enoshita.

Enoshita stared and suddenly yelled out "y/n! Come!" You obliged and asked

"Yes~?"

"Tanaka needs a small boost today" he whispered in your ear, you smirked then nodded and turned to stare at the egg head bald dude.

Suddenly you leaned in, smacked his big ass head and yelled a "DO YOUR BEST, SENPAI!"

"Y/n...." he had watery eyes as well as a light blush. "That's what I needed!" He stood tall and proud as Enoshita stood there with a "what the fuck just happed" look.

Eno was hoping you'd kick Tanaka in the balls.

"Y/N, WHAT ABOUT ME?!" Noya sounded hurt.

You skipped back towards the first years and walked towards the gym doors as Kageyama and Tsukishima spoke out saying how you seemed to actually be malfunctioning today.

As you all calmly walked toward the entrance, you noticed two guys near the door looking at the team chart.

You thought nothing of it as you neared them, until right when you were next to them you heard them speaking of Karasuno.

"They're called 'the clipped-wing crows".

You all froze. Standing right behind the two as you loomed over them.

Girl-
You were bout ready to pounce on those hoes.

Clipped crows my ass- bitch I'll be clipping your-

"BAR-"

"No more barking! Keep moving-" Tsukishima shoved you to keep moving as Enoshita helped.

"Grrr" you looked back to glare at them.

They cowered as Tanaka said a small remark and your glare fell heavier on them. Daichi shut Tanaka up and continued walking.

"That's enough barking, y/n." Enoshita held your arm, Tsukishima stared at Eno's hand and frowned.

He then proceeded to grip your wrist. You looked down at your hand, about to ask why he did that, when you heard another person mutter something from afar.

"Thats Karasuno's Azumane!"

"That's a whole ass man!"

Pfft-

You slowed down, wating for the third year to catch up.

"Ah" you tried your best to not laugh.

"don't worry, Asahi senpai. Just remember. At least they're afraid of you. Jus give em a mean look and they'll piss their pants. Or I'll bark at them and we're good" you patted his back.

"I-I'm not sure about that, y/n" he stuttered as he sped up to the three of you.

"I swear she is so fucking bipolar today-" Tsukishima turned to Enoshita giving him a somewhat terrified look, entering the gym.

Enoshita sighed while nodding his head.

You giggled

"Woah-" you all halted to a stop.

There was a tall white haired guy. He was just standing there, glaring whilst pointing at Asahi .

So many obstacles today-
Yuh

He lowkey really scared you to the point where you shivered and grabbed a hold of Tsukishima's arm. He looked down at your hand and rested his other hand on it, gripping it.

You looked up at his face, he looked down at yours and gave you a reassuring look whilst you gave him a worried look.

Your brother was about to speak up and say something.

Tell them off Yū-!

But then Asahi stoped him. You all just stared at him, you noticed a tall brown haired boy standing next to the white haired dude.

You just looked at him, you guessed he felt your gaze as he quickly looked back at you and gave a small smile/smirk.

Tsukishima scoffed- about to say something to him when this small dude wearing the same team jacket as the rest, ran up to them.

"I'm sorry! He tends to point out other teams aces!" He apologized, trying to shove the guys arm down.

Daichi dismissed the situation and accepted their apology, and just continued to walk away.

"Now that one. That ones intimidating" you pointed out the same tall white haired male as him and his team walked away.

"Go get his number" Tsukishima said.

"Yeah and might as well get Eno to rail me, huh" you said. Giving him a 'wtf. is u dumb' look as Enoshita just stood next to you, slightly blushing while trying to keep his composure  

"Noya. Shut her up-" Eno hmphed, pointing at you while glaring at Noya who just looked proud asf and was giving a big grin.

"Hehe you getting flustered, Chikara?" Noya teased "maybe you do want to rail he-"

"Alright now that's enough-" Suga threw a volleyball at Noya's head. Tanaka was standing next to Kageyama and Hinata, trying to not piss his pants from laugher, Daichi gave you and Tsukishima a little look while the two of you gave him a "tf I'm innocent" look.

Daichi glared a bit, then sighed.

Those two share a damn brain cell.

You stood back and watched as Daichi told the boys to get changed. Kiyoko was talking to Takeda, as well as Ukai.

"Get changed everyone" Daichi repeated. "And hurry so we can start warming up"

Hinata stood there a little embarrassed, looking at you while lightly blushing.

"Afraid to strip? Want me to do it for you?" You teased as Hinata frantically denied your offer, Tsukishima just scoffed.

"Hurry up, boke" Kageyama smacked the back of Hinata's head, then began taking off his shirt.

Your eyes went all big ball eyes and quickly said "DAMN KAGS. YOU FINE AS HELL, MAN" you were shooketh.

"Oh shut up, dumbass" he retorted, slightly embarrassed.

"Stop looking at him like that" Tsukishima put one hand over your eyes and turned your head to the side.

This dudes MUSTY ASS hands again.

Oml ima beat his ass real quick-

"BARK BARK-"

"SHU- OW!" Tsukishima pulled back his hand real quick.

"Did you try and bite tsuki?!!" Yamaguchi was watching the whole scene unfold.

"Tadashi......"

"Tsukki?"

"I- IMA GET RABIES. HELP ME" Tsukishima was frantic as you steppped towards him and was getting ready to bark at him again.

"ENOUGH" Ukai grabbed you by the waist and yanked you up in the air to where you couldn't scurry away as you struggled in his arms.

"BARK BARK"

"Y/n-Chan! Y/n-Chan! Calm- calm down, please!" Takeda tried to keep the loudness down, people were starting to stare, and as Ukai was becoming more impatient.

"BAR-" you quickly shut up as Take pleaded. "Of course, sensei" you smiled at him.

"Now put me down, old man" you turned to Ukai.

"Y/N!" Daichi was astonished by your choice of words towards Ukai.

"Oh shi did I say that out loud-"

"YES. YES YOU DID!" Suga exclaimed.

"OH SHIT. SORRY, UKAI-SAN" you frantically tried bowing your head but you were still in his arms.

Ukai loooked pissed and Takeda looked dead, Kiyoko asking if he was okay.

"YOU IDIOT, Y/N!" Tsukishima was still pissed. "HELP TADASHI" he turned to his friend, extending his arm. Still afraid of your rabies.

"BOKE Y/N BOKE!" Kageyama yelled.

"YUH GET INTO IT, Y/N" Noya randomly let out, trying to hold in his laughter, same as Tanaka.

"KDKDKD" your words were inaudible "IM SORRY. TAKE-SENSEI DONT DIE YET."

"OÍ SHUT UP. ALL OF YOU!" Ukai yelled as people were watching from afar.

Shoyo was laughing so hard, Asahi was lowkey panicking and the other second years where trying their best to not laugh.

"ENOUGH!" Daichi yelled. "EVERYONE INTO THE GYM. TIME TO WARM UP!"

-

You were allowed to help out while the guys were warming up. Just handing them more balls and helping them stretch.

And by 'handing' the the balls, you meant yeeting it at their faces- well, only to the first years.

"Y/N!" Tsukishima yelled at you for the fourth time, "IF YOU TRY BREAKING MY GLASSES AGAIN, ILL THROW YOU AT SOMONE"

"DO IT, YOU LIL PUSSY"

"I SWEAR-" he sprinted towards you.

You jumped and threw ball after ball while running off to hide.

"I GOT YO-"

"LET GO!" You squirmed in his arms.

"IF YOU DONT STOP- I'll punish you" he whispered.

You gasped "TSUKKI- you wouldn't" your eyes widened.

"You know I will"

"NO- YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO TOUCH MY POCKY STASH!"

"IF YOU DONT STOP I WILL" he threatened.

"......" you stoped moving. "Fine..."

"Good" he let you down.

From afar, the third years watched. "That conversation could've seemed super inappropriate to someone who only heard bits of it" Suga pointed out

"Yeah. I know" Daichi sighed.

"All the first years are a bit...." Asahi started.

"Fucking weird" Suga finished the sentence, sighing.

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Yuh yuh yuh y/n's day outfit:

Yuh.
I'm back.

I feel like this chapter seems rushed-?
Sorry if it does. But I'm sorry, I've jus been pretty darn busy for once.

But like. I still love y'all hoes❤️
Yuh I'll try and update more continuously.

Yuh I don't wanna make this too long so bye

~dd

Also. I got a hug yesterday and im still happy cause if it.