• = Jigguk ( Yongguk x Jisoo ) chapters

JIJI👑
STREAM HIKIKOMORI COWARDS

KOOKIE🍪
STREAM HIKIKOMORI

OPPA❤
what??

SUNSHINE
they've been saying this all day

PRESIDENT NAMJOON
they're talking about Yongguk hyung's
new song Hikikomori
Its actually a good song, I like it

KING JIN👑
oh yeah, that is a nice song
so deep and meaningful

TATA❤
I just listened to and....STREAM HIKIKOMORI

CHIMCHIM
Oh now he's into it 🙄

KOOKIE🍪
you've been in a non stop attitude all day
what crawled up your ass?

KING JIN👑
language, jungkook

OPPA❤
we are all literal adults Jin
who are we censoring our shit from?

PRESIDENT NAMJOON
I mean....he has a point

SUNSHINE
yeah that's true

KOOKIE🍪
anyways!
what's wrong with you, jiminie?

CHIMCHIM
nothing...nothing at all
just SOME PEOPLE ( Jungkook and Jisoo ) forget
( Jungkook and Jisoo  ) important days ( Jungkook and Jisoo ) like today

JIJJ👑
snap dragon...we forgot
today is the anniversary of
triple j...

CHIMCHIM
at least ONE OF YOU
have a brain

TATA❤
excuse me for living but
what the fuck is a 'triple j'

OPPA❤
it's a ship name the fans gave
them three like back in 2017
ever since they found out, they have
their annual 'TRIPLE J' v lives where they sing, goof off and talk to fans

SUNSHINE
how are you so well informed
about this??

OPPA❤
imagine its 4 am at night and
all you hear are three babies fighting
over who's gonna be princess daisy on Mario kart.....

PRESIDENT NAMJOON
i thought it was just Jimin and Jungkook having their annual
arguments

CHIMCHIM
okay first off : IM ALWAYS DAISY! JUNGKOOK AND JISOO KNOWS THAT!
second : today is also very important because my solo skyrocketed...it was supposed to be a special day with triple j but you two forgot for a stupid mv...I FEEL YOU DAWG

KOOKIE🍪
jiminie, don't be like that
you know we love you

CHIMCHIM

JIJI👑
Jiminie oppa, we're sorry
look, how about you get to be princess daisy on Mario kart tonight

KOOKIE🍪
hold the hell on..

TATA❤

KOOKIE🍪
you said I could be daisy this time

CHIMCHIM
she said what she said 🍵

KOOKIE🍪
she also said I could choose which
grand prix cup we can play!

CHIMCHIM
NO ITS MY TURN TO PICK!

KOOKIE🍪
YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH!
YOU GET SCARED OF BOWSERS
CASTEL!

CHIMCHIM
JUNGKOOK, YOU KNOW THAT
STAGE IS NIGHTMARE INDUCING!
BESIDES, YOU GET ANGRY PLAYING
RAINBOW ROAD! SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER CONQUER!

SUNSHINE
ooooh shit

TATA❤
This sum good tea 🍵

OPPA❤
this is just like last time...

KOOKIE🍪
oooh so you wanna get personal
okay, midget, okay
remember, wearing insoles don't make you any taller, dwarf

CHIMCHIM
And knowing all the words to Crayon doesn't make you G-Dragon and it certainly won't help you meet him, bitch

PRESIDENT NAMJOON

KING JIN👑
oh damn...

TATA❤

CHIMCHIM
don't fuck with me, jungkook

KOOKIE🍪
that's why you on the opposite
side of the house, bitch

TATA❤
y'all I just saw Jimin zoom past
my bedroom door like speed racer
IM WHEEZINGSHSHAKABS

KING JIN 👑
and all.of this happened last time
yoongi??

OPPA❤
don't worry, in about an
hour or so they are gonna
act as if this didn't happen

JIJI👑
so anyways stream hikikomori

⟶ a u t h o r s n o t e

this had no context, I just wanted to speed awareness on Hikikomori and why you all should stream it.

Also in hopes to make you laugh a little.

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Love ya!